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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

And a follow-up, is it true that hemorhhoids hemorrhoids is the hardest word in the universe to spell?

[evie]

Pregnancy can give a person the H thingy as well. I'm not attemtping to spell it.

[Kevin]

LG - #1 dunno, were you reading the book while sitting down?
B) no, aardvark is

[Mark]

What noise dies my mother make most frequently while in an annoyed or impatient state?

[Kevin]

"murkmurkmurk"

(btw - hope that was does instead of dies)

[Kevin]

easy. today is wednesday. that starts with a W which is the 23rd letter of the alphabet. 2+3 = 5 which is half of 10. 10 in espanol is diez which starts with a D. duh!

[[deleted user]]

Why can't we all just get along?

[Kevin]

it's impossible. if we got along there would be no more stress and stress causes heartburn and Tum's owns the world so they don't allow getting along as it would ruin their Tum's revenue