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[Scout]

Thanks, all, for your answers to my life insurance question.

[Scout]

From a man's perspective, would you advise a woman to color her hair or let it go grey?

[Mark]

What am I wearing?

[Kevin]

standard friday uni. fav jeans. a shirt that is comfortable but appropriate, slip on shoes and speed racer underwear

[Mark]

Perfect except I'm not sure that a Grey t-shirt that says "Whose the Paddy?" could be deemed as appropriate.

[Suefly]

Dear Kevin or anybody,

I'm desperate. I've been powerless for 3 days due to Hurricane Irene. When the hell will I get my power back. The food spoiled and I'm broke til pay day. And, I dropped a bottle of pickles on my foot and now I smell like a pickle and im even more pissed. Help! Errrrr....

-signed, so damn frustrated

[Jim]

Sorry for your troubles Suefly, no matter how soon you get power back it will not be quick enough.

[Cynthia]

Suefly, if your power is off, how do you turn on your computer to post on Goodreads? Are you a witch? Or a magical angel?
P.S. Sorry to hear about the pickle stench. It will get better.

[Suefly]

Thank god for the I-Phone.

[Cynthia]

Suefly do you have a cool solar re-charger for your phone?

[Suefly]

No. Should I? What is it? Ahhhhhhh!


I'm a bit of Luddite when it comes to technology. The only reason I have a charged phone (ditto with owning an I-Phone) is because my hubby reminded me prior to his deployment to charge my phone in my truck.

[Jonathan]

Hope things get back to normal for you soon, Suefly. Hang in there--and good luck!

[Cynthia]

No Suefly, don't stress. Charging it in the truck is obviously working. I thought it was interesting yesterday on NPR, folks were talking about what they kept in their disaster kits--water, food, toys for the kids, etc. Someone mentioned a solar charger and I thought it sounded cool.

The host mentioned her grandmother's disaster kit which included Sterno, canned goods and a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

[Suefly]

Thanks....at least I can flush the toilet all is not lost. :-}

[Kevin]

suefly - your power will be back on Wednesday around 3pm.

[Michael]

Suefly wrote: "now I smell like a pickle"

That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Sorry things suck right now.

[Suefly]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "suefly - your power will be back on Wednesday around 3pm."

Yea!!!!!!!!

[Suefly]

Cynthia wrote: "No Suefly, don't stress. Charging it in the truck is obviously working. I thought it was interesting yesterday on NPR, folks were talking about what they kept in their disaster kits--water, food, t..."



That is great! When all else fails, at least The Holy Mother could be counted on for company...or, a room at the inn?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I dropped a bottle of pickles on my foot and now I smell like a pickle and im even more pissed.

Dill, or sweet?

[Suefly]

Dill.

[Sally, la reina]

Did Lg just show me a shower drain in the thread I made her?

[Félix]

It did look like one.

[Kevin]

yes, she did show you a shower drain. it is not HER shower drain as she is too sneaky to give any clues about her true identity

[Félix]

I didn't see any hair in it, though.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "yes, she did show you a shower drain. it is not HER shower drain as she is too sneaky to give any clues about her true identity"

Yep, same with church pew. I know forensics would be able to trace that pew back to me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Félix wrote: "I didn't see any hair in it, though."

I'm fastidious about those things.

[Kevin]

yeah LG, i was using image mapping software to reverse engineer your location based on the church pew pic to no avail

[Félix]

Worth a try.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin, I was able to trace you to Kokomo by triangulating your IP address, the digital signature of your deep fried turkey video, and the fillings in your teeth. I have it down to a 2-block radius now.

[Félix]

This is fun.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Why do the tips of my big toes sometimes itch, and sometimes hurt? Do I have Trench Foot?

[Scout]

Gout?

[Tom]

Foot fungus in shoes that are too small?

[Sally, la reina]

Did you pack an extra pair of socks in your rucksack, Lg?

[Félix]

Rucksack. I like that word.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Not gout, not fungus, but I think a combination of cold weather and slightly small shoes worn with big thick socks might have something to do with it. I'm wearing thinner socks now and it has temporarily stopped. It will come back, though.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "Did you pack an extra pair of socks in your rucksack, Lg?"

Always.

[Kevin]

i don't think it's trench foot. is it all the little piggies or just ones that went to market or stayed home?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It's just my three two big toes.

[Félix]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That's a pretty polish. Is that your foot?

[Félix]

I'll never tell.

[Kevin]

ah, your two big toes with your third big toe being unaffected. well, as the poet meat loaf said "don't feel bad, 'cause two outta three ain't bad."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

the poet meat loaf

First time I've ever seen those words together.

[Sally, la reina]

third big toe being unaffected.

or those

[Kevin]

sally i tried to use the correct word there

[Félix]

Has anyone noticed the person in 1028 has six toes?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I didn't. Maybe because he/she has a narrow foot. I was more fixated on the Asian style sandal.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm always preoccupied by Kevin's "punctuation" skills.

[Kevin]

well i was mr. punctuation 1978 at wallace elementary school