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Apr 09, 2011 07:20AM
Got any threes?
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Go fish!(and I knew you were going to ask for threes!)
(I can't help it, your brain is working so loudly)
iBritt - yes. like a bell at the end of a round. ding ding. neutral corners
Let's do it then! Someone make an announcement.
Kevin, when will my the horrible throbbing in my head go away? It's been annoying me all day.
Did David Gates get laid after writing Make It With You?
Michael wrote: "Did David Gates get laid after writing Make It With You?"
Yeah, but not with a woman.
Yeah, but not with a woman.
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nope. clark is my co-answer man now. i may ask him a question on here
How many people will have to hold my arm down when I give blood in...7 minutes?
Esme wrote: "How many people will have to hold my arm down when I give blood in...7 minutes?"
None. Tell them you want it drawn from your ass.
None. Tell them you want it drawn from your ass.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
paradise city: turn left at just about enough liquor street, hang a right on semi naked avenue, go straight on pocket full of cash blvd and left again at guns n roses way. it is about a mile ahead. you can't miss it
Clark wrote: "Esme wrote: "How many people will have to hold my arm down when I give blood in...7 minutes?"
None. Tell them you want it drawn from your ass."
I asked them if they could draw it anywhere but my arm. They said no. It took 4 people.
None. Tell them you want it drawn from your ass."
I asked them if they could draw it anywhere but my arm. They said no. It took 4 people.
Oh honey. Did they give you a cookie? And a styrofoam cup of orange juice?
Only a little dixie cup of orange juice and a bag of airplane pretzals. No cookie. Apparently the entire world gave up cookies for Lent.
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1. Stare? No. Look? Yes.2. A shapely behind attached to luscious legs. Also hips.
If she has no hips, stands to reason she has no butt.
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I didn't say that. Well, maybe. I think the biological explanation might be that men unconsciously seek out women who would best be able to produce offspring. Having a good set of hips might be a visual cue for being able to bear children.I mean, the theory is that our ancestors who procreated did it, and that makes it more likely we will do it. But nothing is for certain.
Oh shut up, Larry.
Lobstergirl wrote: "When a woman walks away from you, do you turn to stare at her butt? If yes, what are you hoping to see?"
1) Yes.
2) The Promised Land
1) Yes.
2) The Promised Land
So white guys do like big butts, and they cannot lie? I'm serious.
It can't be generalized because everyone's tastes are different.I like proportion. Kevin might like volume, RA could like flat butts, Clark could be attracted to tattooed asses.
Kevin: Does Clark like Tramp Stamps?
Personal preference, but I don't like big butts and that's no lie. As for tattoos and piercings? To me, they're wasted effort. No one but you cares about the Tasmanian devil on your left ass cheek, what the special symbol on your lower back says about you and your life, the dumbbell going through your nipple, the spike in your tongue or the stud in your nose.
I had to go to a class yesterday and I was sitting next to a guy with the letters "D-E-A-D" tattooed on his left hand fingers and he had a tattoo of a straight razor coming up the left side of his neck and drawn so it looked like it was cutting into his neck and he had a bent nail in his left ear lobe. I sat on his left side if anyone's wondering. I don't have a problem with any of it but I don't understand it.About looking at a woman's ass as she walks away - I don't think it's a matter of big or small, or what her hips are like or what she's wearing or anything like that. I think it's because we think about sex a lot and that part back there, that ass part, is where a lot of the sex stuff is located or it guards the access which I think is what Clark meant by The Promised Land. Plus, there's also that 0.00000000000001% chance that she's looking back and smiling that special smile and if we didn't look back we would have missed it.
Michael wrote: "I think it's because we think about sex a lot and that part back there, that ass part, is where a lot of the sex stuff is located or it guards the access which I think is what Clark meant by The Promised Land. "
Get out of my head, Michael.
Get out of my head, Michael.
ah. i think i do not need to add anything to this convo. i will say phil's original answer was prob close to what i would have said. (btw - brazil. that's my final comment on this topic.)next?
What's the first thing I will do when I land at MIA?
Kevin, what do you think about legalizing marijuana? And did you know that the origins of the word are a mystery?
interesting question scout. i was talking to a doc friend recently who is the head medical officer for the entire prison system in the state of connecticut (dude, take a hit and try to spell connet...connnekti...conetic...iowa)and he said "what do i care if a guy smokes pot on his front porch and doesn't bother anyone. more people are dangerous as a result of alcohol every day." i guess i feel that i really can say that i have been far more impaired and semi-combative whilst drinking than i ever was was high. prisons are crowded with minor offense marijuana arrests that really prob does little to rehabilitate them. that being said, i think they should legalize it. maybe. as for the word marijuana being a mystery, it's not to me but i am not telling that secret. oh yeah, i do like it that we are calling it weed again.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "interesting question scout. i was talking to a doc friend recently who is the head medical officer for the entire prison system in the state of connecticut (dude, take a hit and try to spell connet..."
Kevin for President, even though he's a violent drunk instead of a melancholy one.
Kevin for President, even though he's a violent drunk instead of a melancholy one.
Michael wrote: "I don't think it's a matter of big or small"
It is if the ass in question will accommodate a showing of "How the West Was Won" in IMAX format.
It is if the ass in question will accommodate a showing of "How the West Was Won" in IMAX format.
if you have to double take only just to get it all in view that is too big
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "interesting question scout. i was talking to a doc friend recently who is the head medical officer for the entire prison system in the state of connecticut (dude, take a hit and try to spell connet..."Buying, smoking, selling pot is too tame to land anyone in prison, in my opinion.
Do you think that the problem with legalization is that there's not a "pot-a-lyzer" that can determine on the spot whether someone is under the influence, as there is for alcohol. A way to immediately determine if a pilot or bus driver or air traffic controller is under the influence. I think now that tests can only determine whether someone has partaken at some undetermined point in the past, but not whether he's currently under the influence.
Kevin, why are the birds chirping at 2AM?
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