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message 801: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart All year people been like, "How you have 4 english classes? I couldn't do that." I responded, "Well, it ain't that hard." 'cause it haven't been because classes haven't been that heavy, but right now? bahhhkhragiagewgfhoiegfwghrewpg


Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~ (lyzzibug) | 708 comments iBritt wrote: "bahhhkhragiagewgfhoiegfwghrewpg..."

Well said.


message 803: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments iBritt: you have answered your own question i think. nicely done


message 804: by [deleted user] (new)

Justin wrote: "Frank Sheeran was the one that most likely took him out. He was cremated and disposed of. He was a mafia asset, so Chicago has nothing to do with it."

A few weeks back we went to Andiamo, an Italian restaurant on Telegraph in Bloomfield Hills, formerly Macchus Red Fox, the parking lot of which Hoffa was last seen alive in. I think about that every time I drive past.


message 805: by [deleted user] (new)

Is that the restaurant that had the most amazing lobster last month?


message 806: by ms.petra (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "the butler. in the library with the pipe wrench. then they buried him in giants stadium. why do you think punts in this corner are called what they are?

(somebody help her out here)"


"coffin corner" because there are rumors Hoffa is buried in one of the end zones


message 807: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ^^^^ and this is why the guys swoon over ms. petra


message 808: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 07, 2011 04:33AM) (new)

Kevin, where the fuck is the copy paper? I've been running around the house for 20 minutes trying to find some so I can print a damn essay out.


message 809: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments esme - sorry, i took it. i am doing an origami project where i make all the animals that were on noah's ark. i am up to aardvark. will they let you sing your essay?


message 810: by [deleted user] (new)

Let me just go bang my head against the wall now...


message 811: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) It's in the library, in the drawer that's locked. The key is in the apple shaped jar. Bring me some.


message 812: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Justin helps!


message 813: by [deleted user] (new)

Because he needs a favor.
Found it.


message 814: by Scout (new)

Scout (goodreadscomscout) | 3594 comments Kevin, how paranoid is it to watch the news and think apocolyptic thoughts?


message 815: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 07, 2011 08:08PM) (new)

Kevin, will anything bad happen tomorrow during Prom?


message 816: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) You know the answer to that already Esme. You will fuss for hours about getting rid of the horrible zit you will develop tomorrow morning, then whine about how your face isn't looking symettrical, then trip while accepting your crown and land right into Benny's arms. You'll stumble home half-drunk around 1am, probably with busted knuckles from getting in a catfight.


message 817: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Dammit, Justin, you made me inhale my Starburst! Fucker :)


message 818: by Carol (new)

Carol | 1678 comments HA! I read Justin's reply as if it was from Kevin. I thought he was being kind of mean! Thanks for setting me straight, Alecia.


message 819: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) Glad to know I amuse you.
Esme, I applaud at the self control you're showing today. Or are you still fuming at your 4.3? You should have been up in my room with a kitchen knife ten minutes ago.


message 820: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Dude, you still live with your parents?


message 821: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 07, 2011 08:24PM) (new)

Last time I checked, Justin, this was a question for Kevin, not you.


message 822: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Oops, that's my fault, I asked him. Nevermind.


message 823: by Justin (last edited Apr 07, 2011 08:28PM) (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) Alecia wrote: "Dude, you still live with your parents?"

God forbid. I'm home for a second break. And can't wait to go back.


message 824: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) You mean back to the school that they're paying for? How is that different?


message 825: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) I don't have to deal with 3 semi-psychotic women.


message 826: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) *gags*


message 827: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Oh ye of little knowledge, you are on TC, there are a whole lot more than 3 semi-psychotic women on here.


message 828: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) But only one can possibly harm me.


message 829: by [deleted user] (new)

Is that an invitation?


message 830: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments I believe he just laid down the gauntlet...PM me if you need some under handed pay back advice. :)


message 831: by [deleted user] (new)

Coward just left the house.
I will Alecia. I will.


message 832: by Justin (new)

Justin Valentino (JustinV) Esme...have I told you I love you lately?


message 833: by Scout (new)

Scout (goodreadscomscout) | 3594 comments What the hell? This is Kevin's thread.


message 834: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments Kevin, will you forgive me for mucking up your thread?


message 835: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24778 comments Mod
Kevin, you are given a choice. Which do you pick?

1) You are Kate and Wills' ring bearer at their wedding. You will enter the history books. Your face will be seen by two billion people around the globe.

2) You may go to Olive Garden and have a free meal. However, you will accidentally flush your car keys down the toilet.

3) You may go back in time, to the Renaissance, and make love to a Renaissance woman. However, you can't be sure that when you get back to 2011, science has the antibiotics to treat whatever STDs you have acquired.


message 836: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments is the angry twister game in the basement done now? good...i'll continue with #866

scout - yes, with clark's help
alecia - yes, because you are cool

LG - #2. wait....did this include a drink? i would have picked #3 but then i would have to deal with having to go through life now with sex moves named after me throughout history.


message 837: by ms.petra (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) the sprinkle? I didn't know that was named after you...


message 838: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Heh


message 839: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments I'm usually pretty laid back, but I have to admit that I am tired of Justin and Esme arguing back and forth on here. This is the only warning that I will give.


message 840: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yes ms petra the sprinkle, the kevie and the liso grande twist


message 841: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Such a catalog of smoove moves.


message 842: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24778 comments Mod
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "LG - #2. wait....did this include a drink?"

Certainly. Based on local specialties and seasonal availability, naturally. In your area this could be tap water.


message 843: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments glacier water around here. filled with garden hoses


message 844: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Kevin, how many people do I have to block to make Tc something other than a childish shit show?
Why doesn't my phone believe shit is a word?

Should I so the teacher training program at my yoga studio since time and money are not a question?


message 845: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24778 comments Mod
::ponders who Sally could have blocked::


message 846: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "glacier water around here. filled with garden hoses"

Kevin, how do you get garden hoses in a glacier? :p


message 847: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) *waits patiently for this answer*


message 848: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Does TC need a reset button?


message 849: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments That's a good question Britt. I hope all-knowing Kevin has an answer. There's been a lot of derailment going on lately.


message 850: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Larry wrote: "*waits patiently for this answer*"

*invites Larry to play Go Fish while we wait*


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