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Wedgies, especially when performed on males, can be dangerous, potentially causing testicular or scrotal damage. An incident in 2004 involving a ten-year-old boy required reattachment of a testicle to the scrotum.[3]
There is always someone who takes it too far.
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Michael wrote: "Twins 2011 = over or under 95 wins?"::cough, cough:: .... uh, do you really need to ask?
@Clark, you are an exceptional substitute for the all knowing Mr. Sprinkle!
95 wins is WAY optimistic for just about any team, I think.I am not batting for the other team, although I'm honored you think so.
Ok, two questions this morning...
1. How could Larry go his entire life and not know about wedgies?
2. To which would you rather take your kids, a rennaisance (sp?) faire or an Elvis impersonator's convention? In either case you would be expected to participate enthusiastically.
I was feigning wedgie ignorance for purposes of stimulation of discussion.
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I'm starting to worry RA's kids are turning out as weird as he is.
The faire, only because I see food as more likely to be present, and because Elvis impersonators are just gross.
What's next for you, a John Wayne Gacy impersonators' convention?
Michael wrote: "Twins 2011 = over or under 95 wins?"
Under, but they'll undoubtedly feed the Tigers their lunch again.
That Twins/Tigers one-game playoff for the division title a few years back still frosts my balls. Hey Jim Leyland, ever hear of the sac fly?
Under, but they'll undoubtedly feed the Tigers their lunch again.
That Twins/Tigers one-game playoff for the division title a few years back still frosts my balls. Hey Jim Leyland, ever hear of the sac fly?
Cynthia wrote: "Clark: will I be terribly disappointed if I go to the Cheap Trick show next month in Des Moines?
I saw them last in 1979, when they opened for AC/DC."
Cynthia, in a world where nothing matters, Cheap Trick almost do. Nearly 40 years on from that incredible debut album, they remain unfazed by the passing of time and trends. I saw them last year at the Comerica Tastefest and it was like the greatest night of my life, Christmas morning, and the last day of school all rolled into one. Even my kids loved it, but they'll dance to anything.
If you don't enjoy that Des Moines show, there's a hole in your soul somewhere. Guaranteed.
I saw them last in 1979, when they opened for AC/DC."
Cynthia, in a world where nothing matters, Cheap Trick almost do. Nearly 40 years on from that incredible debut album, they remain unfazed by the passing of time and trends. I saw them last year at the Comerica Tastefest and it was like the greatest night of my life, Christmas morning, and the last day of school all rolled into one. Even my kids loved it, but they'll dance to anything.
If you don't enjoy that Des Moines show, there's a hole in your soul somewhere. Guaranteed.
ms.petra wrote: "@Clark, you are an exceptional substitute for the all knowing Mr. Sprinkle!"
Thanks, but I think the answers just roll out of Kevin. I actually have to think about it.
Thanks, but I think the answers just roll out of Kevin. I actually have to think about it.
RandomAnthony wrote: "1. How could Larry go his entire life and not know about wedgies?
2. To which would you rather take your kids, a rennaisance (sp?) faire or an Elvis impersonator's convention? In either case you would be expected to participate enthusiastically."
1) I suspect the answer lies somewhere within his acid-and-sex-fueled youthful indiscretion.
2) The Elvis convention hands down. Don't get me wrong; there's nothing wrong with the acres of cleavage on display at your typical renaissance festival, but there's something about the look in the eyes of some of the participants that gives me the pee-pee chills.
2. To which would you rather take your kids, a rennaisance (sp?) faire or an Elvis impersonator's convention? In either case you would be expected to participate enthusiastically."
1) I suspect the answer lies somewhere within his acid-and-sex-fueled youthful indiscretion.
2) The Elvis convention hands down. Don't get me wrong; there's nothing wrong with the acres of cleavage on display at your typical renaissance festival, but there's something about the look in the eyes of some of the participants that gives me the pee-pee chills.
RA's questions are starting to worry me.
just now are they starting to worry you?
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What are pee-pee chills?
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Lyzzibug wrote: "What are pee-pee chills?"If you have to ask you don't want to know.
::I have no idea either::
i knew he was old, but never thought he was thát old.
janine wrote: "i knew he was old, but never thought he was thát old."
Laugh it up, funny girl.
Laugh it up, funny girl.
Clark wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Clark: will I be terribly disappointed if I go to the Cheap Trick show next month in Des Moines?I saw them last in 1979, when they opened for AC/DC."
Cynthia, in a world where ..."
Thank you Mr. Know it All. You are a musical god. I am impressed that you brought your children.
Jim wrote: "Lyzzibug wrote: "What are pee-pee chills?"If you have to ask you don't want to know.
::I have no idea either::"
Do Pee Pee chills involve shrinkage?
Sally wrote: "When one gets so scared a bit of pee trickles down a leg?"eeewww
Cynthia wrote: "Jim wrote: "Lyzzibug wrote: "What are pee-pee chills?"If you have to ask you don't want to know.
::I have no idea either::"
Do Pee Pee chills involve shrinkage?"
Only when it's cold out!
Clark...two more questions...1. How will you act toward your daughters' prom dates when they come over for pictures?
2. When you're at a wedding and the electric side, Macarena, or other themed group dances start, what do you do?
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Jim wrote: "Michael wants to know if the Minnesota Twins baseball team will win over or under 95 games in the 2011 season."LOL! Thanks, Jim!
ms.petra wrote: "Michael wrote: "Twins 2011 = over or under 95 wins?"::cough, cough:: .... uh, do you really need to ask?"
Hey, it's spring ;) We're down 6-0 in the 5th right now and now I have to rethink my entire 'lucky' ritual.
Larry wrote: "Is that like a sand wedge?"Only if you're at the beach. You know how sand gets everywhere.
Clark! Two more!1. What are your softball plans for the summer? I remember you being pissed and injured at the end of last season. What's the update?
2. Are you a morning pooper or an evening pooper, or both?
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He did warn us this morning that there could be some hallucinogenic typing. And here I thought it was an April fool's joke. :)
Cynthia wrote: "Jim wrote: "Lyzzibug wrote: "What are pee-pee chills?"
If you have to ask you don't want to know.
::I have no idea either::"
Do Pee Pee chills involve shrinkage?"
And retraction and sphincter tightening.
If you have to ask you don't want to know.
::I have no idea either::"
Do Pee Pee chills involve shrinkage?"
And retraction and sphincter tightening.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Clark...two more questions...
1. How will you act toward your daughters' prom dates when they come over for pictures?
2. When you're at a wedding and the electric side, Macarena, or other the..."
1) Based on how they're acting now - and projecting that out six to eight years - I'll probably treat their prom dates like the second and third comings of Christ.
2) I usually head for the bar because I know it's going to be a LONG night.
1. How will you act toward your daughters' prom dates when they come over for pictures?
2. When you're at a wedding and the electric side, Macarena, or other the..."
1) Based on how they're acting now - and projecting that out six to eight years - I'll probably treat their prom dates like the second and third comings of Christ.
2) I usually head for the bar because I know it's going to be a LONG night.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Clark! Two more!
1. What are your softball plans for the summer? I remember you being pissed and injured at the end of last season. What's the update?
2. Are you a morning pooper or an eve..."
1) The season starts the last week of April. The St. Maurice team will be merging with the St. Collette. I'm injury free and looking forward to it.
2) Morning, like clockwork.
1. What are your softball plans for the summer? I remember you being pissed and injured at the end of last season. What's the update?
2. Are you a morning pooper or an eve..."
1) The season starts the last week of April. The St. Maurice team will be merging with the St. Collette. I'm injury free and looking forward to it.
2) Morning, like clockwork.
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What kind of coffee is the best?
Do you wear a belt? Do your daughters?
Do you know any history teachers?
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Sally wrote: "Clark!
What kind of coffee is the best?
Do you wear a belt? Do your daughters?"
I'm no expert nor connoisseur when it comes to coffee but I love Maui Wowie's Kona blend. One cup of that shit and I'm flying all day.
Yes I wear a belt and so do my daughters.
What kind of coffee is the best?
Do you wear a belt? Do your daughters?"
I'm no expert nor connoisseur when it comes to coffee but I love Maui Wowie's Kona blend. One cup of that shit and I'm flying all day.
Yes I wear a belt and so do my daughters.
Esme wrote: "Do you know any history teachers?"
Yes, my good friend Terry's nephew Jeff is a high-school history teacher.
Yes, my good friend Terry's nephew Jeff is a high-school history teacher.
Sally wrote: "Clark, what is the best Rolling Stones album? Do you think they were an influence on the White Stripes?"
I'd hate to pick a winner from the three-album run of "Let It Bleed," "Sticky Fingers," and "Exile on Main Street." If forced at gunpoint, I'd go with "Exile." I also love "It's Only Rock & Roll" and "Some Girls."
I can't speak for the White Stripes since I'm not familiar with much of their music outside of "Seven Nation Army."
I'd hate to pick a winner from the three-album run of "Let It Bleed," "Sticky Fingers," and "Exile on Main Street." If forced at gunpoint, I'd go with "Exile." I also love "It's Only Rock & Roll" and "Some Girls."
I can't speak for the White Stripes since I'm not familiar with much of their music outside of "Seven Nation Army."
Do you know any psychology teachers?
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