twilight lovers! discussion
Misc Twilight Stuff!!!!
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You know you're obsessed with the Twilight series when...
17. You sit in your room hoping that Edward will show up, but he doesn't.
19. For your birthday you wish you get a CD of Edward's music and a new car radio20. You dream about Breaking Dawn in your sleep (hey, it could happen...)
21. You try to get in a car accident so Edward can come and save you
23. You hate your favorite baseball team. You now think that they are stupid because none of their games could be compared to the Cullen's.
24. You try to get on the back of your boyfriend and make him run like Edward
25. You consider 75 mph slow driving26. You don't want to eat or sleep
27. You mock people who think vampires turn into bats
28. You make your boyfriend get topaz contacts so his eyes look like Edward's
29. When you go to Italy you want to go to Volterra
30. You change your name to Isabella Marie Swan
(sarah, you could always edit it)
31. You yell at people when they say "Don't vampires have fangs?"
32. You scream at people who say vampires SLEEP in coffins 33. You want to learn how to play the piano...cause Edward can
34. You want your boyfriend to purpose to you, then turn you into a vampire
36. You are constantly comparing every cute boy you meet with Edward, and, of course, are always disappointed to find that they never measure up.
37. You want Jasper and Edward to come kill people who think vampires are whimpy bats
38. Your imagination goes wild when you see an extremely pale person.
39. You put on the cutest pair of pajamas you own and open the window as far as it can go at night, hoping Edward will come to visit. Sadly, he doesn't.
40. You go into hysterics whenever someone has a high fever- they're a werewolf!
42. You go outside in the sun light and look at every person to see if they glow like the Cullen's do. But unfortunetly they do not.*sniffs and whimpers* :-D
43. You move to Forks and try to find a well-hidden driveway that could lead to the Cullen abode.
44. While riding on a motorcycle you imagine yourself on the back of one of the Cullens while they are running around.
45. You have family who live near Seattle and you constantly tell them how lucky they are to live so close to Forks and they ask you "why? What's in Forks??" and you say "Vampires" and they say "ooooooo, scary, should I be scared?" and you say "Of course not, they're vegetarians."
46. Your family who lives near Seattle and you promise to come visit, but ONLY if they take you Forks.
47. Your family near who lives near Seattle has stopped talking to you and sits on the other side of the room now.
46. Your family who lives near Seattle and you promise to come visit, but ONLY if they take you Forks.
47. Your family near who lives near Seattle has stopped talking to you and sits on the other side of the room now.
Ah, sorry, I just noticed quite a few typos in my above comment.... hey, only like 13 hours to go....I'm a little shaky.
You couldn't sleep last night because you were too excited for the Breaking Dawn release
Is this #49 now?49. When you go to Solvang, EVERYTHING reminds you of Twilight.
50. You see a car speeding crazily down the highway and not being chased by a cop or anything and you instantly think of Edward and wonder if he's in that car with Bella. (seriously happened to me yesterday and it could be possible. I live near forks.)51. Almost every song you hear on the radio reminds you of Edward and Bella.
52. You can't help but smile like an idiot at least once when you think of Edward.
Numbering is fun!53. You swear everyone you meet wants to hear all about Twilight.
(I like yours Rhiannon23)
55. You keep having melt downs because Breaking Dawn is so close!
56. You start hyperventilating and pacing your room and can't do anything- ONLY 5 HOURS!!!!!
57. You don't think it's right that anyone else has the last name Cullen (one of the guys on Last Comic Standing, an author whose first name I don't know).
58. You thought that Breaking Dawn was the best book in the entire universe, and get mad at anyone who dares to say they didn't like it.
45. You yell at anyone who thinks vampires turn into bats, have fangs, are evil, etc etc.
59. You stay on stephenie meyer's website all day just watching the countdown.
60. Blue has suddenly become your favorite color61. You don't buy a new outfit for the party your going to becuase you're waiting for Alice to come and bring you something at the last minute. You miss the party...
Also, I LOVE #24 (message 9) haha
62. You get seriously ticked off whenever someone says they hated Breaking Dawn, and then you bite their heads off.63. You want your future husband to take you to a tropical island off of Brazil for your honeymoon.
64. You want to name your future baby after the Loch Ness Monster.
65. You want Emmett to be the preacher at your wedding.66. You adopt a baby with bronze hair and chocolate brown eyes.
67. You pretend you can read minds.
68. You fall asleep reading a book from the series, just so you can say you've slept with Edward Cullen. haha
Lols! I get it!
I know... I would say that, but my friends would be pissed so... If I want to live, I won't say that.
You people are really obsessed. I love Twilight but please...calm down. Well, I guess I shouldn't really say that because I was super-obsessed with Twilight as well then my mother sugessted to go on an all-Twilight diet. Yep,no Twilight for a month, painful but I got over my obsession.
Wows... well I'm not nearly as bad as my friends... THAT is obsessive.
69. You try to read someone's mind by touching them70. You Pretend to be Renesmee and bite someone
LOL I've bitten someone before and people are still on my case about it today! but i wasn't trying to be Renesmee.
71. You walk outside to read "Twilight" again. this time you go under some trees with a blanket and look up now and again to the trees to see if anyone is watching you....
75(?) You write fanfictions and try to incorperate yourself as one of the Cullen siblings.
76 When in Frks for vacation you scream whenever you see somthing twilight related even if there are lots of people around.
77 When your sister byes Paris Hilton shoes you tap her on the head and you go to hug her yelling "Alice!"
76 When in Frks for vacation you scream whenever you see somthing twilight related even if there are lots of people around.
77 When your sister byes Paris Hilton shoes you tap her on the head and you go to hug her yelling "Alice!"
78 you start talking obsessively about the books to people who haven't read them trying to convert them78 you have Twilightitis- frequent daydreaming, memory loss (i.e. calling family and friends character names), irrational longing for an imaginary character, brief spells of swooning, sudden outbursts and constant babbling when someone mentions Twilight (Or says any of the following names: Edward, Jacob, Bella, Alice)
79.when your watching Harry Potter the goblet of fire and you cry when sedric dies
twilight lovers!
Books mentioned in this topic
New Moon (other topics)Breaking Dawn (other topics)
You are obsessed when...
1. You Can’t think of anything but Twilight.
2. Even if you tried.
3. Can’t talk of anything but Twilight.
4. Even if you tried.
5. When you get a paper cut you look around for Jasper (he never shows up).
6.When you see a teddy bear, you instantly think of Emmett.
7. Buy a teddy bear and name it Emmett
8. Instantly like someone if they've read the series
9. Compare real people in your life to the characters in the book
10. Insult people by saying ‘you’re such a Lauren’
11. You've read all three books numerous times and can quote lines
12. When someone drives by really fast you say something along the lines of ‘stupid impatient vampires’.
13. When you watch another vampire movie or read another vampire book you announce loudly all the things that they did wrong in describing them
14. You wish your boyfriend was like Edward
15. You find yourself daydreaming about what will happen in Breaking Dawn
Now add your own :)