twilight lovers! discussion
Misc Twilight Stuff!!!!
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You know you're obsessed with the Twilight series when...
Whenever you cross the street and see a van you yell "Tyler! Don't hit me!"((I did that the other day.))
OME...haha i said that to my friend today!! She just started laughing...then we tried to get in the habit of saying it...but it didn't work...were a bunch of Twerds! (Twilight nerds) lol :P
When you have random daydreams about what it would be like if you and your friends dated characters from the book.
We're gettin off track here73. Whenever you go see an Imax film you ponder about how boring this would be for a vampire because the pinpoint holes on the screen would be very visible to one.
74. Whenever you find something small (a scratch, object, etc)after searching for it for a very long time you think about how easy that would have been if you had vampire sight.
75. When you start making up random "What happened next?" stories in your head that are getting way too far-fetched and keep you from going to sleep at night.
76. Whenever you see a Volvo logo you think, "Stupid shiny Volvo owner"
77. Whenever you see a very expensive car driving way past the speed limit you wonder if a vampire is in there.
78. Whenever you see a person that is unusually sexy you wonder if their last name is Cullen.
((These are just a very tiny tiny porportion of things that really happened to me because of my Twerdness))
You know you're obsessed with twilight when...- you evacuate for IKE and read the book all week... you can't even think about anything else
- you stay up until ungodly hours of the night saying,"I'll stop at the next chapter." but never do
- you give you're twilight copy to all your friends because you don't want to be the only one obsessed over this
- everyguy you talk to now just doesn't live up to the Edward standards
- you're considering buying an old truck
- you hold your breath everytime you see a speeding silver volvo
- you watch youtube trailers and are really upset when someone comments, "I HATE TWILIGHT"
- you read this whole list
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OMCMy friends and I are making T- shirts that say on the back "Edward Cullen sexier than you since 1901" lol I got it off the internet I thought it was hilairious :D
Lol!!! That's sooooo funny! :D I need ideas of what me and my friends can put on tshirts...Anyone got any ideas?
u read the whole list 2 your freind and they agreedu call every time you trip or have an accident of that kind a Bella moment
When you trip over air, you call it a Bella moment. ((You know, I actually did that...lol))You freak out and start hyperventilating when you see an old red truck that looks JUST LIKE the one on Stephenie Meyer's website.
You make your mom slow down so you can take a picture of said truck with your phone. ((Not that I did...heh heh...))
lol!!! U drive by Seattle and freak out...and u and ur sis start screaming and ur parents yell at u...so u spend the rest of the car ride talking about twilight!!I went to Seattle this summer and I was reading eclipse at that time and wow it was amazing!!
This summer I'm going to Italy and I want to go to volterra!! Eeeek!! I shall meet the volturi...;)
((LOL nice guys...))You don't let ANYONE borrow your Twilight. :D
((You know, I actually let someone borrow it! It was my friend Megan and I told her that if she damaged it in any way I would squish her LOL jk jk))
You have to read at least a few pages of at least ONE of the books before you go to sleep every day otherwise you'll EXPLODE!! lol
lol I Always read before I go to bed...usually something related to twilight! Lol.U and ur friend take pictures of u kissing Roberts face on the giant movie poster u have hanging on ur wall!
I did that...shhh...;)
thats really depressing...:(...so u got it from ur friend now lol?
My Breaking Dawn book is nice and safe and warm...beside my bed. :D
You threaten people by saying "I'll provoke the Vulturi (or however u spell it) and blame it on you." OMG im like totally Hyperventilating right now because I just went on to stephenie meyer's website and Taylor Lautner is coming to where I live november 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry lost my cool for a second...well I sorta lost it when I read twilight but thats not the point
you jump off cliffs to hear Edwards voiceYou ride a motorcycle to hear his voice
you obsessively day dream about him in school or with your aunt
You can't stop reading it and you find yourself reading it every single chance you get even if that means reading it while your teacher is passing back graded papers. Not that I have ever done that before.
~During you're digital video class, you turn to your friend (who's a guy) and say, "Isn't Edward friggin sexy?" ~He replies with, "Uh..no. Where's Bella?!"
Lol this really happened! He liked Bella!
LOL Caroline!!!!!:DNobody is coming to Canada lol
U write I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN on ur test paper! :) hehe...
69. If you are in school, you ignore your classes to read.70. If you sit at a round table in the cafeteria, by yourself and you wait for Edward, Alice(ect...)
Books mentioned in this topic
New Moon (other topics)Breaking Dawn (other topics)






69. You write after ur name on ur homework Christina Cullen
70. You fight over Edward Cullen with your friends
71.Everytime you jinx someone you think that u have just gotten the ability to read minds!