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[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: HELLO FREGE.
HELLO SHAY.

[Shayla]

Me: HELLO ISO.

[Lightfeather ☼☺♥]

Maria: O.o I thought I poufed....
Emily: Naw. We still are able to slap you. *joins in slapping-fest*
Me: *facepalm*
Goodness Frege? Get angry with the post button?! ^_^

[[deleted user]]

Me: I HAS A QUIZ.

1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THERE.
AW yeah.

[[deleted user]]

Me: ... do you want another try? :D

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: D:
*shuffles off to emo corner*

[[deleted user]]

Me: The answer is:
You open the door, put the elephant in it and close the door.
2. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: OPEN THE DOOR, SHOVE IT IN, PUSH IT'S NECK DOWN AND CLOSE THE DOOR.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: OK!!
Eric: you can RP at the infirmary.
Me: pick a charry, any charry!

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: UHM.
Iunno.
Idc.
FREGEY IMA PUT JACE AT THE RANGE CUZ I WANT HIM THERE NAO.
^-^

[[deleted user]]

Me: YES!
3. The lion is having a conference meating, in which all the animals of the kingdom must attend. One doesn't. Which one is it?

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: The..... lioness?

[[deleted user]]

Me: NO!
The giraffe, cause it's in the fridge!

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: BUT SO IS THE ELEPHANT. >,<

[[deleted user]]

Me: NO, YOU TOOK IT OUT.

GTG.
THE LAST QUESTION IS:
4. There is a river inhabited by alligators. You cannot cross it using aboat, so how do you cross it>?

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: STEP ACROSS THE ALLIGATORS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Kbai!

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: BAI FREGEY

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: IVI YOU RETURNED!

[Lightfeather ☼☺♥]

Me: JUST SWIM! THE ALIGATORS ARE AT THE ANIMAL MEETING!!!!

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: AAAAWWWWW BAI!!
Eric: *sigh*
Me: how about...Ashleigh with someone?

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Me: I AM BACK!
Arizona: Tweedle dee, tweedle dum! :) Hi, friends!

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: ERIC SHUSH.
Ashleigh?

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Arizona: *Plays Second Chance on piano wickedly*
Nat: -.- Funny.
Arizona: :)

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: HAI KAT.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: ARIZONA I LUV YOU. ^-^

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Me: HAI IVI!
Arizona: *Winks*
Thanks! I love you too!

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: -.- Ima have to go soon.
I'll be back tonight, around nineish to tennish.
IVI STAY UP.
SILVY YOU TOO.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me; Okie, Izzy.

[Lightfeather ☼☺♥]

Me: I gotta go in ten minutes. =C

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Aw okie, Light.

[Lightfeather ☼☺♥]

Me: Yeah....and then I get to pack for my trip. Ugh. The one part that I hate about flying. =P

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Me: :)

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance* wrote: "Me: ERIC SHUSH.
Ashleigh?"

Xeena: Hypnos child that 'accidently' kissed Drake.
Ashleigh: it was an accident!

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Nat: Edwin seems to 'accidently' kiss A LOT of people.
Me: Congradulations, she's turning to her anger fuled by hurt fase. She's gonna make my life living hell now.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: ACCIDENTAL YAY.
Whipped to the bone, I'm guessing?
OHMAIGODS IVI IMA MAKE SOMEONE DO THAT TONIGHT. ^-^ *trips falls AAAAGH*

[Moon]

Me: Hi everyone! I've just arrived home after being at church for 3.5 hours at church. My paretns bought tickets for seeing a nativity show,which lasted 2 hours, and then my parents decided to stay for mass afterwards, which lasted for an hour and a half.
*eye twiching uncontrollably* *twitch* *twitch*
So, anyway, I saw and heard a few intersting things (in my opinion, anyway). First of all, my church has this biiigg Bible that we use that has pages that are the color of cheddar cheese. It looks like a hunk of cheddar cheese. Second of all, our priest had something interseting to say in the announcements in the last five minutes of mass.

Priest: So, we will be having a mass on Christmas Eve. All are welcome to come and celebrate and rejoice in the birth of Christ.
*silence*
Priest: Anyway, I have something funny to share. I just love it when people ask me what time the midnight mass on Christmas Eve is.
*laughing crowd*
* a really old and obese grandmother wheezes and falls out of chair.*
*Failzore!*
That is all, my fellow peoples!

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Me: LOL MOONSTONE!
XD XD XD XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

M: HAI ALEX. YHATS HILARIOUS.

[Moon]

Me: Yep, but I would have rather been on gr.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance* wrote: "Me: ACCIDENTAL YAY.
Whipped to the bone, I'm guessing?
OHMAIGODS IVI IMA MAKE SOMEONE DO THAT TONIGHT. ^-^ *trips falls AAAAGH*"

Ashleigh: *nods* -.-

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: Poooooooor thing.
I AM SO DOING THAT WHO CAN I TORTURE.
*thinks*
*looks at Rosa*
Rosa: Oh HELL no.

[Moon]

Me: Rp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ari: Desperate much?
Me: Yes, actually, yes.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me:

BTW-- I'm on a diet, no bread for the rest of winter. I'll shift eventually into no carbs.

This is how my dinner went:

Mom: Ash, cut the lasagna, please.
Dad: *cuts* *ladles onto plates*
Mom: *stares* Ash! That lasagna was for TWO days! Not just one!
Dad: *sheepish smile*
Less than a third of lasagna remains.
Me and Frege: *stare at massive amount of lasagna on plates* Um...
Dad and Frege gave half of their lasagna each to Mom. I tried but they were all like, 'eat it all'.
Me: I can't eat that all! *whining*
Dad: *chuckles* Oh, just eat it.
*eating*
*after a while*
Mom: *after staring at everyone's plates* Rosie has the most lasagna from us all.
Me: I tried giving it to you but you didn't want any--
Dad: Oh, just let her eat it.
Mom: *evil smile^*^*^* Is this how you diet, Rose? Shouldn't you pay more attention to your weight?
Me: ............
Dad: Kara... :/


I didn't eat anything. I feel sick, bloated, like I've eaten too much even though I only had literally two forkfuls. She apologized... but honestly, how many digs about my weight am I supposed to take?! AND I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT AT ALL. I'M FIVE FEET, 100 POUNDS.

She just likes picking on me and I'm sick of it.

As if that wasn't enough, she goes, "Oh, I'm sorry, please eat it."

Me: *stoically* I'm not hungry.
Her: I know you areeeee~ *smile*
Me: *stares pointedly at wall*


It's like pushing someone off a goddamned cliff and yelling out, "OH I'M SO SORRY! COME ON, LET'S CONTINUE OUR HIKE!"

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: you don't wanna snog Caleb?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: D:
Whimmy...
*huggles*

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: I was talking about:
*trip*
*fall*
AAAAGH.
*whip*

[Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt]

Me: WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM WHIM

Can I ask you a question?
And don't answer 'Ya just did' or I kill yeh.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Me: I'S GOTTA GO PEOPLE. BAIBAI!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I can seriously imagine the court trial of my mother's murder. Matricide. -.-