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[., Goddess of Bacon]

Tanja wrote: "Dante: They don't approve the existence of my father? What's another thing to the list? *squeezes Aureline's hip*
Me: o.O Silly man.

Deon: Has the son of Hades out performed me?"

Aureline: *goes tomato red* Dante, not here.
Airlia: *reads posts with peeved expression*

...... >.<
Aureline: ...:D I outperformed a daughter of Eros?!
Airlia: e______________e Don't push it, honey.
Me: WHOEVER YOU WANT BUT NOT AURELINE BECAUSE SHE'S BUUUUSYYY.

You know how Felix's bff's name is Jesus? Me and Frege just spent approx. 15 minutes cracking Jesus joke after Jesus joke. Mine were all inapprops. :3

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: JESUS FLY.
LOLOLOL. DURING SPANISH, THE KID WHO SITS NEXT TO ME'S SPANISH NAME IS JESUS. this girl sneezed. He was like, "Jesus Christo." XD
derrrp. Iunno. Piiiicky someone who is bad with kids besides Ajax. Last time, he sorta melted.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Sam: ...:D
Xeena: WHIMMY?! Let Frege RP Narcyz on your account?
Rose: talk about inpaciente.
Xeena: -.-

[Usako]

Me: *giggles* Great friend name.

Deon: Not her. Me. Dante outperformed me? *eyes the girls* Has my sexy points dropped by a billion?
Dante: *smiles smugly and tugs Aureline to breakfast*

Lily: *gawks. stares. jaw drops.* I'd like a side of beefcake, please.
Phoebe: *blushes* We shouldn't stare. It's rude.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: xD

Frege is sleeping, Silver. Unless you want a line of Z's for a post, courtesy of me smacking her in the head with the keyboard~

OK, my friend sent me the funniest message ever.

Hey my darling!
I'm SO SO SO SO SORRY I couldn't come on Friday, even though I desperately wanted to. (That's what he/she/it said.)
Basically my mom and my dad had a fight, blah blah blah stupid old married couple crap, and then neither of them wanted to drive me, and they wouldn't let me subway/bus it because it was dark out...
And they were all like:
"Why don't you go another day?"
And I was like:
"'CAUSE I WANNA GO TODAY!!!!!!!"
And it was all terribly rude of me and I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
And also I would've loved to see you 'cause I was feeling slightly depressed over my overly large percentage of body fat.
In other news,m you were in my dream last night and it was retarded (no surprise there).
Basically it was your b-day and we were at your house with a bunch of grade 12 guys, and we wanted to bake the brownies but your parents wouldn't leave. Eventually they did, and while we were high/drunk these random men came to your party but we didn't really notice (I was reading out Gred/Forge and you were lying on your couch giggling like a madman). So, turns out these guys are Chinese commie spies so later on, we get protection or something from the FBI. And so we go to Belgrade (in Serbia) and we're hanging out in the Costco there (there is no Costco there). Ryan and Kayla and Mara are with us. So you and I get caught up in the filming of an Enrique Iglesias video they're filming there (God knows why) while the commies are following Ryan, Kayla and Mara. So Ryan and Kayla get Mara REALLY drunk and unleash her on the commies, and she basically beats the shit out of them.
Then Gough and my mother appear (and they work for the FBI) and pull us out of that stupid video (which we were starting to enjoy 'cause a bunch of guys started making out with eachother).
And then we caught the Chinese commies (who turned out to be Yanover and *gasp* TOMLINSON) who actually put powdered shrooms in the brownies so we'd be too high to do anything.
And then my mom woke me up.
I think I need to see a therapist. These sure as hell aren't normal dreams.

Sorry to have bored you, and I hope you'll forgive me and won't with-hold sex for too long,

Your lover,

Sara (Yuri)

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Tanja wrote: "Me: *giggles* Great friend name.

Deon: Not her. Me. Dante outperformed me? *eyes the girls* Has my sexy points dropped by a billion?
Dante: *smiles smugly and tugs Aureline to breakfast*

Lily: *..."

Airlia: :( Never, darling. Never.
Aureline: *happily obliges*

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Oh my gods. XD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Tanja wrote: "Me: *giggles* Great friend name.

Deon: Not her. Me. Dante outperformed me? *eyes the girls* Has my sexy points dropped by a billion?
Dante: *smiles smugly and tugs Aureline to breakfast*

Lily: *..."


Sam: nah. Not really.
Rose: now you're the impossible one.
Xeena: DX
Me: oh well^^

[Usako]

Me: That's an interesting dream! Make a STORY!

Deon: *pecks Airlia's nose* Thanks, Minx.

Me: Aww. Sleeping Frege. Nini! And blanket tuck! I'm giggling at poor Phoebe's embarrassment. Felix asking to sit on his bed? PRICELESS.

[Usako]

Deon: *slips Sam a thumbs up and cookie*

Me: I nearly typed rumball but Deon wouldn't enable Sam's drinking!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Airlia: -.-
Me: xD Seriously. If we ever decide we're both not straight, me and that girl are getting married. Isn't she hilarious?! xD Tomlinson and Yanover are our French teachers and Gough is our 10th grade history teacher. xD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Sam: XD
I don't drunk a lot...
Rose: HA!

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XDDDDD niceeee.
Math class:
Me: "So yeah... There's this girl who thought Martin Luther King Jr. was a president."
Everyone at my table: O.o
Peter: "Wow..."
Me: "I know. And she thought IQ was 'ick'."
Peter: "That's just... wow."
Me: "Yeah... I kinda want to ask her what the IQ of meatloaf is."
Peter: "Well it's twenty points higher than hers."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: The ick factor of meatloaf? 10000000, lol~

This is what I wrote her back:

Dude. If you killed my hamster then wrote me that, I'd still forgive you. We can always have a rompin' time later.

STOP

IT

IT IS NOT HEALTHY FOR ME TO STARE AT THE SCREEN AND LAUGH MY ABS OFF (HEHHEHE).

IT IS PHYSICAL PAIN.

I WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR DREAMS.

I'M GOING TO GO TRY TO SNAG A FEW NOW.

Baisers, good night, I love you so much my heart (and lungs and abs) hurts.

Your lover,

Rosie (Ivanka)

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: But I'm not actually going to sleep, I just thought it would be funny to say that. :)

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ne: ... I saw 'Ivanka" and read 'Ivan' and started giggling.
Ivan: O.o
Me: ... DERP.

[Usako]

Me: That would have been funny if she thought of Meatloaf the singer, too.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Mallory: *snicker* XD
Xeena: aaaawww!!!
Mallory: what?! O.o

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Skip to 9:50.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: They're our alternate ego Russian names. We say things like, "IN SOVIET UNION... DEAD COW NO CAN TALK." &c.

LOL IVI. "Brilliant!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XD
RP WITH WHO, WHIM?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom, surely.

[Usako]

Me: I'm going to have to watch this show more often. It's funny!

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: It is!

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Whimsicality wrote: "Me: They're our alternate ego Russian names. We say things like, "IN SOVIET UNION... DEAD COW NO CAN TALK." &c.

LOL IVI. "Brilliant!""


Rose: RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam: I can't believe Silver is naming "her" baby after you.
Rose: unless it's a boy! Then it's Dimka.
Me: the baby is gonna be Russian manes know matter what gender. I'm a Russian nerd^^
Sam: I found out that babies calm Rose down. Ajax, how far along is Holly?
Rose: o.o oh, shizz nuggets.
Sam: what?
Rose: *walks away shaking head*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Iviana (The Sign Painter!) wrote: "Me: XD
RP WITH WHO, WHIM?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom, surely."

Me: LOL. XD
Ajax: ............What?!
Aureline: *suddenly gets very panicked*
Me: Is there a Deimos lurking around somewhere? *prods at a cushion*

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XD

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Sam: what?
Rose: *facepalm*
Me: lol. Roza, Dimka, Azaria Michelle Nicole Mescall Palmer Wescott
Rose: e3e take off that last name. Now.
Me: ikr? *Hiss*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: D:

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: what's wrong, Whim?

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: That poor girl >.<

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: :/

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: Whim?
Rose: o.o you need middle names for Dimka and Roza!! Russian, of course. ^_^

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I just feel terribly for that poor soon-to-be mother. >.<

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: :/

[Usako]

Me: EEE! Food Network Challenge shows favorite scenes from Beauty & the Beast in massive cake form!

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: I'll be sure to post when Roza/Dimka/ Azaria comes to visit/stay with me. *sad smile*
Rose: none of you are ready to be mothers. You're only thirteen!
Me: what else am I supposed to do?Leave her by herself? I don't think so.
Rose: it just seems so stressfull...
Me: :/ *hugs Whim*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: ^You can't just say that! It's nearly 2 AM here, what if my squeal woke someone up?! xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Tanja wrote: "Me: EEE! Food Network Challenge shows favorite scenes from Beauty & the Beast in massive cake form!"

Me: I saw that! :D

[Usako]

Me: Dante, you need to learn to talk and not yank your girlfriend around to visit the clovers.
Dante: *shrug* Talk to the temptress.

Deon: *studies and takes notes, then asks Airlia* Want to go visit the clovers? *broods darkly* Did I do that right?
Me: *pats Deon* You're so stuck in that sweet and soft love with Airlia.
Deon: She's delicate. I don't want to break her.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Airlia: *sigh* He says to the daughter of Eros. -.-
Aureline: *stares blankly at Deon* Erm, no. Sorry. o.O
Myra: *broods* What are they, a nympho couple?
Aureline: You're just jealous. *pokes tongue out*
Myra and Airlia: *seethe*
Aureline: *smug*
Me: Ladies, ladies, break it up. :3

[Usako]

Me: I haven't seen these yet! Wow lovely storybook cake. Belle is pretty but doesn't look like her.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Anfisa: Nana told me stories. :)
Me: >^< Yeah. they messed up a lot. ^-^"

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Sam: *snort* delicate? Never saw her as delicate...
Ajax, why not just get an abortion? That's what I'd do.
Rose: *recoils* 'abortion' is a word that is much worse than any swear word. Even f*ck.

Second, HOLLY IS NOT PREGGERS!!!
Sam: ...
Oops. :)
Rose: *shakes head and walks away*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Ajax: *calms down*
Me: *starts thinking*
Aureline: I do not like that look.
Me: ..........:)
Aureline: At all.
Me: ......................................:)
Aureline: *takes two steps back and whimpers* Dante! *points at horrific smile*
Me: ......................................................:D

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: ... XD
DERP.
*is bored*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: RP?
Gggrrr Rose isn't open. She's too busy digging her grave and waiting for Caspar and Ajax to push her in.
Rose: >.<
Sam: are you sure she-
Rose: *groan* positive.
Sam:...

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: YESH! PICKY SILVY:
Caleb, Ivan, Rhys, Iviana or Deitra.

[Usako]

Me: Oooh Iron Chef America features a chef challenging Flay. This guy is from Nova Scotia. The secret ingredient is Canadian Lobster.

Phoebe: o.O I wonder of Caliban likes lobster.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Caliban: Lobster's great. :)
Me: I've never tried lobster. :3

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: LETS MAKE KITTY HAPPY AND GO WIF MALLORY AND IVAN!!!!!!
Mallory: why would Kat be happy about that?
Me: ...nothing...