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[Jo]

Me: AANYONE?

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Hi, guys.

I got hit by a car today. :)

[Usako]

Me: ...are you alright?

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Aha, I'm fine. My friend managed to sneak up on me in his CAR and pressed the brakes a little too slowly, but he was going at 0.00001 miles an hour and I just got bumped forward. Then I pretended to be severely injured and fell down dramatically.
What followed was the biggest spazz-out on his end I have ever had the fortune to see, but I think I may have busted a lung from laughing too hard.

[Usako]

Me: Oh dear! If he was old, he might have passed out!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: lol dats so funny lol ur mean.
My brother^ -.-'
LOL, I have to do that next time Edwin hits me with a soccer ball, then chuck it back at him again. ^^

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Edwin, we have GOT to get you a Goodreads account. It can be Big Boi Soccer Man, Slayer of Moths and Microsoft.

LOL YES.

It was Hipster Kid. xD

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Tanja wrote: "Me: Oh dear! If he was old, he might have passed out!!"

Me: xD He's 17, so... not too old?

[[deleted user]]

Me: Big Boi Soccer Man is the ultimate win.

I AM ALMOST DONE WITH MY LAST LOF PROJECT. ^^ Then, no more LOF and I shall be free. Timelines are a pain in teh bahookie~

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: LOL bahookie.

BUT SRSLY (<-- you know it's urgent when..) SCHMEDDY GET A GOODREADS ACCOUNT. THEN THE WORLD CAN BE COMPLETE.

Oh wait no, I have to get into Oxford and THEN the world will be complete. Mwahahahahaa.
Cal: Ain't never gonna happen.
Me: Shut up, you damned Canadian.
Cal: e__________e

[Usako]

Me: I'm wiling away the hours...if I only had a brain
*watches oz*

[[deleted user]]

Me: Big Boi left, someone like a someboooaade stepped on his broke and phone it.
o.O I meant the other way around.

AND IT WAS NOT ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I would have done it with much more class. xD

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Vanster wrote: "Me: Big Boi left, someone like a someboooaade stepped on his broke and phone it.
o.O I meant the other way around.

AND IT WAS NOT ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I would have done it with much more clas..."

A worker in our building called me something in a Latino language today. I just stared at him and went, "I really hope you didn't insult me," then walked out of the elevator.

Tanja wrote: "Me: I'm wiling away the hours...if I only had a brain
*watches oz*"

Me: :( Oh I know.

[[deleted user]]

Me: o.O Do you remember what he said?
I love how here, when you pass a fellow Latino on the street, they somehow know your family but you have no clue who they are and say, "Que tengas une buen dia, hija." And leave. xD I just nod the 'cool way'.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I remember it sounded like a vague mix of 'shark' (requin) in French and tado, which is like taco but with a 'd'.
He's 23 and I think he's got a thing for me. xD
LOL. Like in France. A total stranger once convinced me he was part of my family by asking very personal questions; they do that all the time. In Quebec, too.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: DO YOU REMEMBER MUSIC GAZEBO?!?! :D

[[deleted user]]

Me: ...I dunno. 0-0 I never realized until about a year or two ago that when my parents said 'morlinda' to me (ever since I was a wittle babee) it meant 'amore linda'. xD I felt like SUCH a fail.

Ohhh, yeeaaaa, I forgot about that. xD Postie I will soon~

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I ASKED MY FRIEND HIPSTER KID WHO I AM SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH.

..He thinks I mean "Requintado" which means "exquisite" in Portuguese.

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaseriouslyf*ckingcreepedout.

[[deleted user]]

Me: O.O I don't know words like that, I pick up kind of crude Spanish. Like, not formal.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Erp. Erp. Erp. Erp.

Oh well, whatever.

I'm uploading a picture that I just took and although I look like the underside of crap I have an important message to broadcast to the group.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Tanja wrote: "Me: *giggles* Who didn't dream of riding on Falcor? WOOOOOSH"

Me: I did!!
@Van-- you've never heard of the "Never-ending Story?!" WTF?!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: ... Never ending story?

I KNOW THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!

[[deleted user]]

Me: o.O Never Ending Story wtf no. e3e

D: My cousin said another funny sh*t thing today.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I WANNA KNOW.

Okay, guys, this is it: I LOOK LIKE SHIT I KNOW PLEASE NO COMMENTS ON MY UGLY FASE THANK YOU.

[[deleted user]]

Me: ...I'm so illiterate I had to lay sideways on the desk to try and read that.

ZOMG, IT BE A WHIM~

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: Rofl!!! You're beautiful!!! Totally saving!!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: That's what it says at the bottom of the paper. xD <3

ZOMFG, LOOK, IT'S A WHIM

Aaaanywayyyyys...

Oh Silvy. No no no. I look like the underside of a camel's turd.

[[deleted user]]

Me: e____________e DON'T SAY THAT. Say it again and I'll say that I'm....ugly.
*dramatic music*

Sh*t thing: "MAN, THAT GUY IS RIPPED LIKE MARIO LOPEZ, WHO IS RIPPED BUFF LIKE SH*T."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: e______________e Shut up, you Latina supermodel. Shut up.

LOL VANSTER PLEASE LET ME KEEP HIM!

[[deleted user]]

Me:
Jazz: Well, she shut up.
Me:
Jazz: -.-'
Me:

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: D: FINE FINE FINE I DON'T LOOK LIKE A CAMEL'S TURD... I LOOK LIKE A FAILED ABORTION OF A BOTOXED CHIPMUNK, HAPPY?

I LOVE YOU, AS THAT PICTURE CLEARLY SHOWS, SO PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING D:

OR I'LL TELL YOUR BROTHER TO BEAT YOU UP, MWAAHAHAHA.

PS: I posted in Mailbox.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: :D
you gorgeous!! I wouldn't post a pic of myself cause I'd be too scared that I'd break the computer...

[[deleted user]]

Me: Pfft, Edwin couldn't beat himself up...what? xD
I love how my first words were and insult.

FAILED ABORTION OF A BOTOXED CHIPMUNK = GORGEOUS.

NO, SILVY.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: e.e ...*tries to think up something else equally witty* IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

o.O I don't think even Mario Lopez could beat himself up. So if Edwin can, that must mean THERE IS A GOD WALKING AMONGST US.

Silver, Whim disapproves.

[[deleted user]]

Me: Yes, being superMEGANFOXyawesomehot is really too very hard.

...............................................................
WHEN WILL THE CHAIR-HUMPING CEASE? *sulks off to remove cousin from armrest*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I meant THINKING WITTY THINGS is hard. Pfft, as for being superMEGANFOXyawesomehot, I pull that off so well... saythebotoxedchipmunksthatarealsofailedabortionsWHAT.

Hey, cujmin, a random chick from the Internet ORDERS YOU TO STOP HUMPING THE GODDAMN CHAIR. DESIST IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY POLAR BEARS~

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: but you don't kbow what I look like, either!!! D:
hahahahaha.
Xeena: you're such a flirt!
Me: *scoff* me? Never...
Rose: -.-'
Me: except when Rose is talking to Ajax.
Rose: WTF? Um, no.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: o.O That was really, really, really uncalled for, Xeen-Xeen.

DID THE POLAR BEAR THING WORK, VAN?

[[deleted user]]

Me: "Do you want people thinking I've turned you into a sadistic maniac..."
Her pegasus' name is Maniac.



LMFAO: Me: "My mother."
Cousin: "...Did you say GRANDMUDDERRR?"
NO, HE'S FOUR AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MUCH.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: >.< Evander is breaking my heart right now.

:( Aw. Too bad. It was a pretty good line, use it someday on someone who understands.

LOL YO GRANDMUDDER OLD LAIKE RAI-ZUHHN.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Whimsicality wrote: "Me: o.O That was really, really, really uncalled for, Xeen-Xeen.

DID THE POLAR BEAR THING WORK, VAN?"
Xeena: no it's not. If only you knew!
Me: *rolls eyes* please refresh my memory... "te amo' means, "I love you," right?
Xeena: if not, you're going to look stoopid!!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: o.O Can someone please explain what happened? Yeah, 'te amo' means 'I love you', I know that because one of my boyfriends was Spanish and he said that a lot. ^^ As well as a bunch of random terms of endearment that I now forget. Oh well, I was just in grade 9.

[[deleted user]]

Me: MINE, TOO. *sob* I love this RP, like a babee Basilisk/Dragon what.

LOL, USE IT ON BIG BOI SOCCER MAHN, whom just came home and needed to check F*ckybook. -.-'

HAHAHAHAHA, YES.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: explain what?
Holy f*ck!!!!!!!!!!! O.o I'm scared now.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: LOLOLOL YES. YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL LIKE GOING ON A SPIEL.

DEAR EDWIN,

DID YOU KNOW THAT SPIEL IS YIDDISH? HAHAHA BET YOU DIDN'T. ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO HUMP A CHAIR.

...Are you humping a chair yet? No? No, didn't think so.

Van-Van tells me you're good at math. Voila une equation de mathematiques.
Goodreads > Facebook
Comprends-tu?

Because the chair-humping strategy didn't work, lemme use this truly amazing command on you, dear adopted Schmedster brother.

A random chick from the Internet ORDERS YOU TO STOP HUMPING THE GODDAMN CHAIR GOING ON FACEBOOK. GET A GOODREADS ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY SO YOU CAN BECOME AS COOL AS ME. DESIST FACEBOOK IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY POLAR BEARS AND SEXY FAILURE OF AN ABORTION BOTOXED CHIPMUNK FACE THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING (By 'that sort of thing', I mean sexy failures of abortion botoxed chipmunks).

That is all, good day.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: HAHAHAHA!!! ~love~ except for you being a abortioned botoked chipmunk.
Xeena: te amoooo
Me: MOOP!! I'm scared!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: Edwin: o>O...
Me: *LMFAO*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
I WANT RPAY!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: I ONLY HAVE JAZZ. And she's busy right nao. :3

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Jen: *groans*
Me: >.<'