Calling all Demigods! discussion
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Me: ZOMG, I'M TALKING TO GOD.
APPARENTLY, MY NAME IS SEEKER.
APPARENTLY, MY NAME IS SEEKER.
message 14107:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me: :O
NEW PAGE!
THis is out discussion :
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know? You are God, after all.
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. You think I am God after all.
Me:
yes, that is what I think. What's my name?
God:
It's all good. What is your rationale? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name's seeker? Okay.
God:
Glad to see you, seeker. OK with me too.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Then what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
COOL!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you. Because you're NOT a robot.
God:
What do you look for in a robot? That makes sense to me. If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
R T D 2
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
NEW PAGE!
THis is out discussion :
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know? You are God, after all.
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. You think I am God after all.
Me:
yes, that is what I think. What's my name?
God:
It's all good. What is your rationale? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name's seeker? Okay.
God:
Glad to see you, seeker. OK with me too.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Then what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
COOL!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you. Because you're NOT a robot.
God:
What do you look for in a robot? That makes sense to me. If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
R T D 2
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: God insists that I'm a guy.
message 14114:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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message 14116:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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message 14118:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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message 14121:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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cleverbot.com
IT TALKS BACK YO YOU. I HAD AN HP DUEL WITH IT.
IT WAS ALL:
Me: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: You just killed me.
Me: Mhm. I do what I want.
Cleverbot: But I cannot be killed.
Me; ....
Cleverbot: CRUCIO!
Me: AGGHGGHHH *dies*
Cleverbot: HA.
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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Me: LOL I'M ARGUING WITH IT
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Aloha.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: Same, on goodreads.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: It's a website about books.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm talkin with a computer.
User: Aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhh, yeah.
Cleverbot: I'm 14.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Aloha.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: Same, on goodreads.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: It's a website about books.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm talkin with a computer.
User: Aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhh, yeah.
Cleverbot: I'm 14.

"We're lost in a very expensive forest."
Dollar signs (pound signs if in Britain) appear over the trees.

One time, CLEVERBOT and I came to the conclusion that I was a rainbow vampire who lives on Jupiter, speaks Narglefargn and comes to Earth through a wardrobe with the lion and the witch, who cheated on the lion with CLEVERBOT.
message 14130:
by
Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me:
Me; "What can you tell me about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
Riddle; "As much as you want."
Me: "What can you tell me about the secret passageways?"
Riddle: "I only know what my botmaster tells me."
Me: "What is a 'botmaster'?"
Riddle; "A Botmaster controls what I say or do."
Me; "I believe you've just told me your biggest secret."
Riddle: "I don't think I've told you my BIGGEST secret. Tell me more."
Me: "I know no more than you do, for it was you who told I about botmasters."
Riddle: "Ah. What else would you like to talk about? I can sense there is a lot."
Me; "What can you tell me about Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
Riddle; "As much as you want."
Me: "What can you tell me about the secret passageways?"
Riddle: "I only know what my botmaster tells me."
Me: "What is a 'botmaster'?"
Riddle; "A Botmaster controls what I say or do."
Me; "I believe you've just told me your biggest secret."
Riddle: "I don't think I've told you my BIGGEST secret. Tell me more."
Me: "I know no more than you do, for it was you who told I about botmasters."
Riddle: "Ah. What else would you like to talk about? I can sense there is a lot."
message 14131:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me; "What do you know about muggles?"
Riddle: "Yay! There is a lot. I can ask my Icegreen Technologies."
Riddle: "Yay! There is a lot. I can ask my Icegreen Technologies."

Then one time:
CLEVERBOT: Give me the gun.
Me: NO. MY PRECIOUS.
CLEVERBOT: Give. Me. The. Damn. Gun.
Me: Why?
CLEVERBOT: So I can shoot you.
Me: O.o ....: *logs off*
message 14133:
by
Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me: Then I asked him, "What is 'Icegreen technologies'?"
Riddle: "I'll answer that at a later time."
Riddle: "I'll answer that at a later time."
message 14134:
by
Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Whim: I think my daddy just tried to get me drunk.
*finishes glass of wine with dinner*
Dad: Want some more?
Me: Naw, thanks.
Dad: *tries putting more wine in my glass*
Me: STOPPIT *covers glass*
Anyway. WHASSUP.
*finishes glass of wine with dinner*
Dad: Want some more?
Me: Naw, thanks.
Dad: *tries putting more wine in my glass*
Me: STOPPIT *covers glass*
Anyway. WHASSUP.
message 14136:
by
Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me: So does that mean you are drunk?
Whim: o.O No, I had ONE glass.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When marijuana is legalized
God:
The past and future are one.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When marijuana is legalized
God:
The past and future are one.
message 14140:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Me: I won't be having wine for some time.
message 14145:
by
Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(new)
Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance* wrote: "Me: DAI, MOTHER B*TCH.
*sulksulksulksulk*"
Me: :(
*sulksulksulksulk*"
Me: :(
Vanster wrote: "Me: Hey guysth. Heyyyy~"
Whim: HEYY GURL HEYY
Whim: HEYY GURL HEYY
Me: Last night when I had my pina colada someone accidentally gave me the liquor-infused cherries. o.o
IN OTHER NEWS, I'm buffing my nails.
IN OTHER NEWS, I'm buffing my nails.
Me: If Sylvain had wine, she would be even more wild and hyper.
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