Feedback!! You wanted a feedback folder, didn't you?

[smetchie]

Jackie the Librarian is the BEST INTERVIEW ever! Whoever YOU think is the best interview sucks compared to Jackie.

[smetchie]

Alfonso, you are a really good interviewer! I never knew! What other secret talents do you have?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i can fry marbles!!!!! also i can melt ice!!! with just the power of my mind!!!


thank you for the feed back!


and my favorite interview so far is....

[smetchie]

I've got some feedback on your rules, which I would have posted in the rules thread except it's closed for comments because you are a brutal dictator!

1) If you "kick someone" they are automatically blocked. If you want them to be able to re-join at some point, you'll have to go to the blocked members section and unblock them.

2) FUCK YOUR RULES!

[Stina]

smetchie wrote: "Alfonso, you are a really good interviewer! I never knew! What other secret talents do you have?"

I agree... I've' been laughing my ass off at your questions.

Also, Jackie's interview was superb.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i tell you what! i'm about to start letting people join! but y'all not allowed to interfere with my interviews!

[smetchie]

Thanks for "letting" us join, Alfonso. That's nice of you. We won't fuck with your stupid interviews.

[Erika]

Hah!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i'm a nice dictator!

[Erika]

Pretty sure you just contradicted yourself. Go get another beer.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahah i will in a second! i think i'ma have to go out and buy some!!

[Erika]

Get on it.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

yes captain! i was going to make Jackie's video tonight! but i think a beer drinking contest from afar sounds more fun! and jackie will agree too!

[Erika]

No don't cancel a video!
Just drink with it.

[Erika]

Hah! SCHLITZ!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

guahahahaha! and it's not bad at all! i dig it!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Alfonso IS awesome!
I have to agree that a beer drinking contest could be fun, but I want my video!

[Erika]

Do the videooooo!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

guaaaaaaaaaa! i'm fucked up! i will do it tomorrow morning! i dont get hang over!!!

[Erika]

I call bullshit!! Who doesn't get hangovers?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i dont... i dont know why but i never get hangovers =) i can get fucked up to the point of vomiting... and next morning i'm ready do to go at 6 am if necessary!

[Erika]

Damn dude. Share your secret.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i seriously dont know why it happens... i've tried to get hangovers on purpose with bad results... if there was a secret to it i'd tell you!

[Erika]

Likely story.

[Erika]

My feedback is you can't do an interview if you're too smashed!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahahah!!!! dude! that beer shit got me fucked uup! i dont even wanna open a new window!!!

[Erika]

That's Schlitz baby.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

the fuck! you are right! and that's shit is almost 7% alcohol! i shouldnt have chug the frist one!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i'ma pass out!!! tomorrow we discus our weird drunken dreams!!!

[Erika]

Word to your mother.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i'm out!!!! and try to go to sleep with the afro on!! you can use it as a pillow!!!

[smetchie]

Alfonso, did you get a job or something? You've been MIA during the day lately.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

sorry Greatchen! i over sleep! i took some sleeping pills last night cuz i coulndt go to sleep... and nobody was around to watch news with me! then that crazy girl called... and it was fun... next thing i know is 5 am and the pills were kicking hard!

[smetchie]

Who is Esteban? Is that a male? Are you all talking about masturbation over there?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahh! unlike you or brain... most goodreaders send me the recommendations over private messages.... i got 3 for him! so what the fuck! might as well interview him!

[smetchie]

Ok sweet. So it IS a male. That interview is HOT.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahah gay lover!

[Esteban]

More debauched than gay, but still gay. I just stick it in/on anything: tree knots, abandoned pickle jars, glory holes, Little Debbie (and her snack cakes), fish bowls (for a real treat, dab fish flakes on it first), toaster ovens, silly putty, grandma's wig, etc., etc.

[smetchie]

not hot.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

How about a papaya? Have you ever try one? I always wonder how it'll feel like...

[Esteban]

Christ!

That's not the ORDER in which IT'S stuck on/in things, just more of a précis.

[Esteban]

Papaya is definitely gay. Patriarchically so. It says so right in the PAPA part.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

My people call it lechoza which can be translated as "milky" how about if I fuck in spanish? Would that make it not gay to fuck a lechoza?? (Not that there is anything wrong with gay)

[Esteban]

Your "people"? The gays?

[Esteban]

Is "fried marbles" code for something?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Fried marbles are actually that... I grab a pan and I put some marbes on it and fry em for 20 minutes! And bang! Fried marbles!

[Esteban]

Butter or oil?

[Esteban]

For the frying of the marbles.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

you fry em on their on juice!

[smetchie]

Kristina I didn't know you used to live in DC! When??