I hate people in general. (This thread is actually about knitting and smoking)

[smetchie]

The TSA lady in Knoxville had a big blonde hair-do and wanted to talk to me about knitting while she double searched my bag.

[smetchie]

It definitely could be. I saw a ton of big hair and make-up.

[Harry]

Speaking of knitting, this is SWEET!

[Sally]

I'm trying to quit smoking again right now. I had quit for nearly four years. Then after my daughter was born I bummed some of my husband's football watching stash and then started smoking on my 6am half hour commutes away from my baby and to an underfunded school of football thugs located out in the country. Now I have a cough and just want to go back to smug superiority.

[smetchie]

@Harry: Oh my God! That is so wrong. And so right. Fuck.

@Sally: The smug superiority is nice.

[Tom]

Smetchie, you have to make him one of those.


Sally, switch to cigars...with the filters in cigarettes you don't get all the vitamins.

[smetchie]

I gotta make one for SOMEONE! That's for damn sure. But maybe I'll make one for someone who doesn't already have a beard. Besides, it's MITTEN TIME!

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I want one of those beard hats. For disguise.

[Stina]

Montambeau wrote: "I want one of those beard hats. For disguise."

Ditto...

[smetchie]

Hahahaha!

[Harry]

Here's a bunch for sale...not sure where you'd find a pattern

http://www.etsy.com/shop/taraduff?sec...

[smetchie]

Hahahaha. So wrong.

[Harry]

They get better!

[Erika]

Is there a mouth hole? Oddrun it could keep you warmer while you smoke.

[smetchie]

I have been knitting a baby blanket FOREVER! Normally I crochet them but I thought, oh why not give it a try. NEVER AGAIN! It's turning out very nicely but I could give a flying fuck because I hate it now. I'm so sick of it I could spit.

[Stina]

smetchie wrote: "I have been knitting a baby blanket FOREVER!

I am doing the same thing!! I feel like my hands are going to fall off and I am so sick of the damn thing. It was supposed to be a shower present and now the baby is born and everything. Maybe she'll get it for her birthday, if I don't light it on fire first.

[smetchie]

Kristina! Me too! The baby is born. (in my defense he came 5 weeks early.)

ALWAYS CROCHET BLANKETS!!

[smetchie]

Oddrun wrote: "Finish the blanket, and then light the pattern on fire. Then you dont forget how you hated it, and start it once more somewhere down the line. I did that, and i hated it! Making it twice, that is."

Good plan! My pattern is online so I'll make a note to myself that it's on fire and delete it from my favorites.