AHEM!! I'm ready for my stupid close-up.

[smetchie]

well?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

you know i almost complain about this not being STUPID?


but let's get things started!!!!

What is your name?

[smetchie]

Gretchen

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

and what is your quest?

[smetchie]

My quest is to find you and make you my woman.

[smetchie]

Wait. where am I?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

WHAT THE FUCK!?


i always notice that when we talk about cooking you never participate... do you have crappy cooking skills?

[smetchie]

I'd say my cooking skills are just OK. Not crappy, not great.

But I don't really like to to cook so that's why I don't participate in the discussions. It's more of a chore to me.

[smetchie]

This interview is STUPID.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

the hell! you are a bossy interviewee!



what's your signature dish?

[smetchie]

my signature dish is my perfect ass.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i dont know what you smoking but i'd lvoe to have some!



how do you like to serve your perfect ass?

[smetchie]

Ok that is a really boring question. My signature dish is this Veg Pasta thing. It's zucchini, tomatoes, onions, garlic, basil and red pepper flakes sauteed in olive oil and then some chicken stock. You put that over pasta with salt, pepper and TONS of parmesan cheese. It's delicious and I'm pretty sure I already told you about it once before.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

damn, i was kind of hopping you'll tell me how you serve your perfect ass... cannibalism is a great seller!!!!


still! that sounds delicious! when you meet me you making that for me! with no chicken tho!!!!



who do you think is the stupidest religion and why?

[smetchie]

Alfonso wrote: "i dont know what you smoking but i'd lvoe to have some!"

same thing as you, "sexy."

;)

[smetchie]

"who do you think is the stupidest religion and why?"

The ones that don't celebrate birthdays. That's such a rip-off.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

what's the stupidest thing you ever did while being really fucked up?

[smetchie]

Not much really. Poured a can of beer down a bridesmaids dress 1 time

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

what the fuck! you had a gansta rapper movement???? tell me more! what made you think it was a great idea to do that? beside the booze of course!

[smetchie]

Her cleavage was asking for it.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahah! did she enjoy it?

[smetchie]

I don't think so. She was a pretty good sport about it though.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i pretty good story tho! i wish you had pictures!


if you could make one GoodReader leave the website... who would it be?

[smetchie]

No one I can think of. Its pretty easy to avoid people who annoy you on here.

Ok I'm warmed up now. Gimme a tough one!!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

of all the Male GoodReaders you know... who you think would be the best in bed?

[smetchie]

You mean out of the ones I haven't already gone to bed with, right?

[smetchie]

Let's see. That really is a tough one. I don't know very many male goodreaders. Nick's too angry, Tom's trying too hard to be funny, you talk about it too much, Seth doesn't like it. I'm gonna go with Rusty. (Though if I knew his real name I probably wouldn't.)

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! what about among the female ones?

[smetchie]

Kristina or Kasia. I like K names on my women.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ok! sorry it took me so long to post back ! i went to send some fried marbles to a friend! funny story! did i told you that i live in Hialeah? this is practically the ghetto.... but whatever long story short! i forgot my pen! and of course they didnt have one in the counter at the post office... so i asked a couple that was mailing some shit to borrow theirs... (it was an old couple) and the old dude gave me the dirty look cuz i didnt ask him in spanish... proceeded to block the 2 pens with his me body and to growl at me that they were using both pens! then his wife proceeded to cover her purse! i had to hold my self against the counter to not fall laughing! they were as dark as i am!!! living in the same fucked up hood that i am!!! and didnv even speak english!!! AND THEY WERE BEING RACIST AT ME!!! I LOVE PEOPLE!!!!!

still! sorry for the delay!


who you think are better? ninjas, pirates or zombies?

[smetchie]

Pirates! Arrrrgh!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

what color are your panties right now?

[smetchie]

Black.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

oooooh! sexy!!!


what's the last thing that usually crosses your mind before you go to sleep?

[smetchie]

What time do I have to get up?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

NOT ME????? dude!!! you know i like to think all chicks that i know think of me before they go to sleep right???? you just hurt my feelings!!! but that's why we invented denial!!!!!


what does paranoid Greatching imagine people always talking about her behind her back?

[smetchie]

When I'm in a really bad place I imagine people think I'm mean, uncaring, or ugly.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

bull shit! you STUPID!!! i need to find a way to add pretty to that!!! still i dont think anybody ever thinks that about you!



ok! quick! without thinking! what you think is the most beautiful feature in my face?

[smetchie]

Your nose.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i do have a sexy nose =)



ok time to get our weird on!!!



what goodreader you think is the freakiest of them all????

[smetchie]

You, Alfonso! You're the freak.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! you just saying that!!!!! but just in case you are not... thank you!!!!! you so sweet!!!



now! last question! and remember this is the one people will remember! so pick your answer carefully!!!!



what you think is the most horrible thing that could ever happen to us as a species?

[smetchie]

Texas!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahaha! i wish i could know what you mean with that!!! still!!!! great interview Greatchen! you answered every question without flinching! you are tenacious like bull! i like that!!!! i hope i get to interview you again!!!!

[smetchie]

Thanks Alfonso! That was fun. I hope you'll have me back sometime.
I ♥ STUPID.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

for those who are too lazy to read:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7422867/