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You know you're addicted to Harry Potter when...
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May 03, 2016 05:04AM
Every time you see an owl it's automatically Hedwig
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When you insist you are a muggleborn squib, who just lost their powers due to... something bad happening.
you have read the series more times than you can count, co-own a fan account and have read over 50 fanfics.......hehe
when you take part in Harry Potter discussions on goodreads
You know you are a Potterhead when you and your friends start calling you a squib or a muggle when you are mad at eachother.
When you make your thesis about Harry Potter. I got my degree because of my love for the story. I rest my case.
When you text this to your friends after you graduated from high school: Master has given {insert name here} a high school diploma! {insert your name here} is FRREEEE!!!!!
WHEN EVERY FREAKING TIME YOU SEE ANTLERS IT BREAKS YOUR HEART BC JAMES.
LENA wrote: "When you use the summoning charm, aka "accio" spell , every time you feel bored getting off the couch to get the remote control :P"I do it all the time!
When I typed "mug" once on my phone, muggle came up on prediction.
I when you bring your wand everywhere.I’m not joking. This is one thing I do.
When you mentally sort both people you know and characters from other books and movies and TV shows into Hogwart houses.
You get permission from the principal to wear your Harry Potter robe (that you have worn seven times as your Halloween costume) INSTEAD OF a graduation gown to your high school graduation ceremony!I TOTALLY DID THIS!! I graduated high school as Hermione Granger!!
She who must not be named wrote: "When you inwardly wince everytime you here someone say the word "always"."I do that! Always!!
When your bathroom and bedroom are decorated all in Harry Potter complete with Broomstick, Potion Bottles, Winged Keys, The Sorting Hat, Pics, a Marauders Map Shower Curtain and much more.....
When you constantly check Pottermore/MuggleNet/Leaky Cauldron/J.K. Rowling's twitter
When you remember the old pottermore that was like a virtual world and miss it vs the buzzfeed esque website that it is now.
You look forward to winter, because you get to wear your Gryffindor hat and scarf around town every day, and you hope that it will encourage other Harry Potter fans to strike up a conversation with you!
Jaime wrote: "When your bathroom and bedroom are decorated all in Harry Potter complete with Broomstick, Potion Bottles, Winged Keys, The Sorting Hat, Pics, a Marauders Map Shower Curtain and much more....."LOL I got a Deathly Hallows shower curtain (with the word "Always") for Christmas! :)
Me again:This morning having breakfast, I put the whipped cream on my crepe in the shape of the Deathly Hallows!
All ones I have done:My hands were really dry and started to bleed. When someone noticed, I looked down at them sadly and said, "Dobby had to iron his hands."
While watching Harry Potter, I realized just how much I have quoted it over the year. E.g. "Pluck up the courage to ask me" (to the ball)... I said that to a boy who liked me in grade 5 but was too shy to ask me to the dance in person.
Having a cold over the weekend and managing to watch the first four movies over two days, between naps of course!
At graduation, the MC reads aloud what I wrote as advice for my fellow graduates: "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
You have Harry Potter-themed nightmares but they're not at all scary (even though they are really intense) because at least even in your sleep you can return to Harry's world!
When you have a harry Potter themed Stag patronus with Hogwarts castle inside it, tattooed on my arm...
... when you (and the contestant) ace all the questions on Mastermind where the topic is Harry Potter. And you have to change the rules of Harry Potter Trivia Pursuit cos you know all the answers.
You hear Harry Potter themed ringtone at work and your head automatically turns to see whose phone it is. And then you ask him "After all these years?"This happened to me. :)
You keep returning to this post, both to add the things you do, and to get inspiration and new ideas!
You want to buy the uniform, no matter how expensive it is. Or you just love visiting fanficiton sites or coming up with your own stories.
... When you and a load of online friends made fan music for Tom Felton.Or
... When you and your best friend read HP to each other in the evenings when on holiday.
You see Johnny Depp in concert with The Hollywood Vampires, and you keep thinking, "IT'S GRINDELWALD!! IT'S GRINDELWALD!!" and "Oh my gosh, he killed Bellatrix in a bunch of other movies!!" and
"I AM IN THE SAME ROOM AS SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH ALAN RICKMAN!!!!" :,(
you buy every article of Harry Potter merchandise and watch all the films the Harry Potter characters, no matter how small a role, have ever acted in.
Megan wrote: "you buy every article of Harry Potter merchandise and watch all the films the Harry Potter characters, no matter how small a role, have ever acted in."Yes... that's the only reason why I have "Sense and Sensibility" on PVR right now....
WHEN YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH IT YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE BOOKS 44 TIMES AND SHOW THEM ALL YOUR THEORIES THAT YOU HAVE MADE ON THE SERIES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS AND YOU GO TO SLEEP IN HARRY POTTER PJ'S AND SOCKS WHILE READING THE BOOKS AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING BUT EVERYTIME YOU TURN ON YOUR FLASHLIGHT THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A WAND YOU HAVE TO SAY LUMOS AND YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE HARRY POTTER QUESTION WRONG IN THE LAST 2 YEARS. * GASPS AND TAKES DEEP BREATH* AND YOUR MOM IS EMBARRASSED OF HOW OBSESSED YOU ARE EVEN THOUGH YOUR FANDOM OUTSHINES THE OTHERS AND NOTHING CAN EVER CHANGE THAT AND THE BIGGEST INSULT ANYONE CAN GIVE YOU IS MUGGLE SO YOU HAVE TO WHIP OUT YOUR TASER AND SAY CRUCIO! DON'T CROSS ME BRO! NOTHING CAN DEFEAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! * gasps deeply* Thank you for reading! <3
deleted user wrote: "Last night you had a terrible dream about Voldemort trying to break into your house. Then he rips through your door with his bare hands and you can't run."Every nightmare.......
Sarah wrote: "when whenever you stir something, you stir seven times counter-clockwise, once clockwise etc...."I thought I was the only one.....
deleted user wrote: "You knw your a HP fan if you:cried when your Hogwarts letter didnt come the summer after your 11 birthday"
my mom made me one and turned out it was a party.... I had fun but I sobbed it the cupboard under then stairs afterwords....
When you demand that you're 11th birthday is HP themed because you know that you have a back-up plan in case you are a muggle.
You know all the lines of the leviosA scene
When someone calls you a muggle and you break down, sobbing.😭😭😭
You are having an emotional meltdown knowing that you can neither afford, nor do you have the space for, the ultimate Harry Potter Lego Castle.
You have rewatched all the movies multiple times and will not hesitate to forget everything and rewatch a movie again if it is on tv, have collected several wands, own the Hogwarts library set of books, read most of the novels, went to the Universal Wizarding World of Harry Potter and want to return, eagerly screech to your family about the upcoming Fantastic Beasts movie and beg them to watch the trailers with you (even though you've seen both trailers multiple times and marked the release date on your calendar) and are wearing a Harry Potter t-shirt right now (like me). :)
Luna wrote: "You have rewatched all the movies multiple times and will not hesitate to forget everything and rewatch a movie again if it is on tv, have collected several wands, own the Hogwarts library set of b..."Yes to all of the above, only I wore my Harry Potter shirt yesterday, not today!
You got a Harry potter tattoo and your room is legit a shrine 😂
When you drool over original books of harey potter in every book store you go and you are 25 years old...
When you are 23 years old and have a tattoo of Harry Potter's Stag Patronus...
You use spells in your normal vocabulary Always has a new meaning
You only reference it every 5 minutes
You know every AVPM, AVPS and AVPSY song by heart
"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!"You immediately thought, "Dumbledore!"
You are going to the Festival of Wizardry next weekend! And you hope to meet Bonnie Wright!!Correction: I WENT to the Festival of Wizardry and I got a hug from Bonnie Wright, and she autographed my copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone!!!!
You already know literally every HP "fun fact" whenever a list is posted online
