Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[Félix]

i love sky high heels as long as they dont look cheap.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Heathens! i'll send you all a post card from Heaven

[Sally, la reina]

this is where ex-government employees go to suck the hind tit

[Félix]

Boobies and lips do not a pretty girl make.

[Jammies]

I have no interest in marrying or killing anybody, but would fuck a whole lot of people.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It looks like the crotch of those pants will be at his knees when he stands up.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I wonder where Jesus stands on doggy style?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'd fuck Carol Brady, although not enthusiastically

[Kevin]

^^^ i knew that was coming

[Phil]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "^^^ i knew that was coming"

That's what she said.

[janine]

I think gross stuff is neato.

[Sally, la reina]

*joins in bush dancing*

[Jammies]

BunWat wrote: "For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen."

That's 'cos Kevin looks so butch in his fruit hat.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "*joins in bush dancing*
"

Whose bush are we dancing in?

[Jim]

Dancing around Phil! not in.

[Brittomart]

Haha why did I read that as you've had to say that more than once, Jim?

[Jim]

I may have iBritt :-)

[Félix]

uBritt.

[Jim]

We all Britt.

[Phil]

Bush dancing.

[Sally, la reina]

Phil is a bush?

[janine]

i used to be pro bush dancing, but i'm not anymore.

[Félix]

You used to be a pro?

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Dammit, this thread needs to stay on topic.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Quotable, since this is TC, the group of mass derailing.

Dammit, this thread needs to stay on topic.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm just naturally repulsive. Not complaining, really. Its my super power.

[janine]

Excuse my unsightly long url.

[Sarah]

Barb wrote: "What kind of God wants you to quit eating cheese? I can't believe in that."

[Sally, la reina]

how did this thread get so far without someone saying: if the zombie is wearing a helmet so it can't be stabbed by the unicorn's horn, how will it be able to eat the unicorn's brains?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

All Latino actors now remind me of Heidi.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I thought "Sally was married in a sage field."

[Jammies]

I don't think you'll burn in hell if you dance naked in the moonlight wearing a goat hat. But that's me.

[Sally, la reina]

Barb you should post a warning before posting things like that here. >: Ficus! Fruit Hat! Shopping Cart!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I am just joining this group, I am curious if this is a more adult group? the last group had to have permission to drink coffee, I felt so ancient. I don't mind kids, I have some of my own actually.

[janine]

not your wastebasket too :(

[janine]

and that makes it ok? *frowns with a vengeance*

[Jim]

Time to report Bun to the ASPCW and Barb to the CSPCW.

[Heidi]

Lobstergirl wrote: "All Latino actors now remind me of Heidi."

(I missed the original post, so thanks for the redirect, LG!)

[janine]

*pees in barb's wastebasket*

[Jim]

::calls HAZMAT:: :-)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Heidi wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "All Latino actors now remind me of Heidi."

(I missed the original post, so thanks for the redirect, LG!)"

You're welcome!

[RandomAnthony]

Jammies wrote: "I don't think you'll burn in hell if you dance naked in the moonlight wearing a goat hat. But that's me."

Dammit. Beat me.

[RandomAnthony]

Then I came back with my tail between my legs and a little person at my tit.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

There really is nothing like a picky whore!

[Félix]

Whoops ... I thought you said it was like spanking a whore ... yikes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

This would greatly help me to stop imagining an innocent goat when I come across this term again.

[Phil]

That guy getting the reach around looks pretty bored.

[Jammies]

She said, "Oh I read for fun." As if I read for torture.

[Jammies]

Meat is too wiggly when you cut it