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message 301: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments and this is the bright spot of my day


message 302: by Jammies (last edited Dec 02, 2010 08:41AM) (new)

Jammies My dreams are crazy enough without someone else driving the bus.


message 303: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11852 comments Myles is right, she's pretty dry.


message 304: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments If they're not assless, I don't think they're really chaps. Just leather pants.


message 305: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Her Canadianness jiggles when you poke it like that!


message 306: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) how is "i like to sniff my kitty" not funny?


message 307: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
This new thread title makes me sad.


message 308: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i keep wondering who is going to cut and paste all of the comments. that would be a day job.


message 309: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments first I have to learn to cut and paste electronically.


message 310: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Michele wrote: "first I have to learn to cut and paste electronically."

Seriously? You;re not serious. Tell me you are not.


message 311: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments sally: yes, i am serious. I am reading windows for dummies as I speak/write/post...whatever. totally inept me. I consider myself fortunate the computer just does not hide itself away from me. I have been very ill for a very long time and am just starting to relive my life. my therapist encluraged me to go online. so far it is helping.


message 312: by Stacia (the 2010 club) (last edited Dec 02, 2010 02:38PM) (new)

Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) Hold your left mouse key down and drag it over the words you want to copy/cut to highlight them.

Click your right mouse key and select copy. You can then pull up a text window and click your right mouse key again and select paste.


message 313: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments thank you. will try it tomorrow when my brain does not hurt.


message 314: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I'm glad it is helping!


message 315: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) If doing so makes you crazy, are you then a lug nut?


message 316: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments I love Sally's thread title changes. (That's just me talking. I'm not quoting anyone.)


message 317: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
If someone stole my penis, it would just be the complete end of me.


message 318: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments *pulls out jigglies*


message 319: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) "Well, it'll be lubricated at least ..."


message 320: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
All this just exposes how ignorant I am of Dan Brown AND cheese. I think the best think I can do this weekend is roll up in bed with a box of fruit juice and some, some Valvetta, and read a Dan Brown book.


message 321: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Rather than think of banging my head against a wall as injurious, I’ve decided to think of it as having a real impact.


message 322: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I've definitely over egged this pudding


message 323: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) tsk


message 324: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments being dead must short circuit something in your brain.


message 325: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT MAN!

WOOOT!



message 326: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
I'm not even particularly into breasts

- RA


message 327: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Well, if we're gonna go that direction, during my cougar phase, I wasn't really looking for conversation.


message 328: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Fuckers. Why can't people be invested in the sentiment?


message 329: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11852 comments I agree, we are pretty close to the same position.


message 330: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) That's because the midwesterners coined it.


message 331: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
But I can type fast. Does that turn you ladies on?


message 332: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I was meaning to make you think about what I was thinking you meant to say! Wow!


message 333: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
Sally, please post a pic of your tiny hands.


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) I need many cocks in a room to feel complete.


message 335: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments My local record store was full of stoned assholes and I'm glad they went out of business.


message 336: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
:D RA likes me!


message 337: by Carol (new)

Carol | 1678 comments the pimply faced goofball in the audio department looked at me like i had a squid sewn to my face.


message 338: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I love them, but....what are they?


message 339: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
I just can't not ever look at this thread title and think it is about some kind of butt porn.


message 340: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24816 comments Mod
Shit, if I weren't pregnant I'd go to the basement and eat my sister's sticker collection.


message 341: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) that Fucker! what'd he do?


message 342: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) ::curtsies, burps::


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) I think my baby thought we were going to leave him behind with that fat man.


message 344: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
anything so daring will have been zapped by the unexpected and unseasonal bouts of snow and freezing temperatures


message 345: by Carol (new)

Carol | 1678 comments Yeah some people were born old.


message 346: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) i'm doing the hand jive whilst reading this thread


Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) South American princess grinds her crotch against rich white people to alert them to the tragedies of deforestation.


message 348: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) I've been busier than a cat covering shit.


message 349: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) It is green and brown and robin's egg blue.


message 350: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11852 comments 2,340 short strokes or 1,983 serious licks. twirls and slurps not withstanding.


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