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Mar 17, 2011 08:31PM
I use it all the time!
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"Her breasts heaved above the corset, her eyes molten. Beneath her voluminous skirts, milky thighs descended from silken loins. A queef, delicately, escaped."
Janice wrote: ""Her breasts heaved above the corset, her eyes molten. Beneath her voluminous skirts, milky thighs descended from silken loins. A queef, delicately, escaped.""HAHAHA! I missed this one.
I would so read that book.
I'm half vegetarian on my mothers side.
I guess he assumes his clients will never know the chairs have been pre-farted-in.
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So... a screechy man with a permed, bleached, overgrown mullet wearing tight red leather pants shoves you into the back of a van, and you're saying saying you wouldn't be freaked the fuck out?
What does Phil need? A massage? A valium and a gin and tonic? A tranquilizer in his drink? Some lasagna?
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I don't like it.
"Mr. Frisky" with a round protrusion in his cheek and within seconds it was like "ooooh, what's that? yummy"
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The "fuck you" aura decreases, though the the likelihood that I will actually say "fuck you" increases.
Huh. I learned something from a monkey today.
In real life I never talk about farts.
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As to the task "at hand" I prefer a butt that fits my somewhat large hand.
deleted member: Is there a polite way to say, "Sorry I asked"?
Lobstergirl wrote: "Stephen: hand and cheek must match up, or else there is overflow, or worse! Not enough butt to fill the hand. Now if we take into consideration the predilections of those who like big butts, as Hei...":) Ha!
I just want to tell people to get a fucking grip sometimes.
^^^Sounds like that one should go in the TWSS thread.
That ass part, is where a lot of the sex stuff is located
Are Ding Dongs the same as Ho Hos, Lori?
""Nature sounds" to mask "nature sounds?" Oh the irony."
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It has always thrilled me how bendy people can be.
I don't want to be known as "the guy who got busted for cutting flowers in front of the library."
Sarah Pi wrote: "...books don't need recharging. Just sayin'.
Lobstergirl wrote: "If someone stole my penis, it would just be the complete end of me. "I once had a lecturer sent me back my pen and a note that said: "Sorry, Mark i walked away with your penis again." true story and that was the Dean of Studies.
Even whores have standards. They don't say "yes" to everyone, it has to be WORTH what they're getting in return!
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I once had a lecturer sent me back my pen and a note that said: "Sorry, Mark i walked away with your penis..."
Just to be clear, I am not the source of that quote. Gus said it. Here
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2...
I'll be spending a lot of Saturday on my knees.
I prefer to keep my books on hand to burn for fuel, should that become necessary.
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...rain hurts like a bitch when you're going 65 mph.
To add to the above:I avoided the shower orgy because they were all slippery with bath oil...
BunWat wrote: "Bad things happen in the world. Societies come into conflict and horrible things happen. You can cling to your fears and angers or you can seek a path forward. The question I ask is what does clinging to fear and anger accomplish? ..."
I'd probably end up with the Cat In The Hat screwing The Cheshire Cat. ~ Barb
"they make waterproof books, but the ones I've seen are mostly XX-rated...."
Do not buy an infomercial bra. I believe this may be one of the basic rules of life.
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"I like men in seersucker suits during the summertime. HOOOOMG! They butter my muffin."
I have a sandwich in the refrigerator. It is quite large.Not a TC quote, so sue me.
A confession: this topic really bores me.
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