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[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Yes, please.

I have to go help with the Thanksgiving preperations. My parents are having a huge European party tonight. Maybe I shall have some winnnnnnnnnnnne.

Nomnomnom.

[[deleted user]]

Me: LMFAO MY COUSIN IS FIST PUMPING TO FERGALICIOUS! I NEED A CAMERA!

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: O>O *coughluckycough* jk. I'm a good little girl and so I don't drink.


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I'm a malicious evil teenage monster. I drink. *evil smile*

Vanster-- GO GET IT, GIRL.

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Me: I've had wine, yes I know, I'm twelve. My mother did it by accident, like the time I was supposed to have fizzy apple cider, but got the real champagne instead.

HE STOPPED, F*CK. >.<' He says he might've dislocated his shoulder, I luv him.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Psh. Of course, I do have a drug bud.
Thursday:
"Hey Zayne. You getting high off of sniffing that RedVine?
You know it!"

Friday:
"Gimme a hug, Drug bud.
Drugs, not hugs.
Drugs AND hugs."

[[deleted user]]

Me: Epikk. Typo.
Hayley: I'm twelve. You're thirteen.
Me:...I forgot.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: What?

I love all the strange looks we get when people hear us. "inside jokes... inside jokes, people."

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Vanster wrote: "Me: I've had wine, yes I know, I'm twelve. My mother did it by accident, like the time I was supposed to have fizzy apple cider, but got the real champagne instead.

HE STOPPED, F*CK. >.<' He sa..."

Me: >.> SHAME.

YESSSSS. Gtg. :(

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Awwwws. ):

type in 'epic box' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=epic+box&l=1

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Truly that was awesome.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: YES. X3

[[deleted user]]

Me: LOL, does it ever stop?
I'm back for a bit.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Nope. XD it's a looped animation.

YAY.

[[deleted user]]

Me: Epikk.

YES. I NEED MATH HELP.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: you need to read these: http://www.averagewizard.com/

I WILL HELP YOU.

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Me: LAWL.

I've been working on this far too long-> f-(-1/8)= 3/10

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Wait, is that the original problem?

"The function of -1/8 is equal to 3/10?"

Today, I wore a Slytherin shirt. A girl I don't even know was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. We simultaneously pulled wands out of our backpacks and had a ten-minute duel in the hallway. The two teachers of the classes we were late for took videos on their cell phones. MLIM

[[deleted user]]

Me: Yes, the original.

Wha-? 'f' is the variable. >.<' I need to solve the equation.

EPIKK.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: OH. That' makes more sense.

f minus negative one-eigth is equal to three tenths? Is that what it's supposed to say? Or are they functions?

IKR?

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Me:

Not functions, f could be any another variable. It's supposed to say f minus negative one-eigth is equal to three tenths. >.< Sorry if I are confusing you.

LOL, YES.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Vanster wrote: "Me:

Not functions, f could be any another variable. It's supposed to say f minus negative one-eigth is equal to three tenths. >.< Sorry if I are confusing you.

LOL, YES."

Me: I see. I get it now.
double negative so it's
f + 1/8 = 3/10.
fine the LCD of 1/8 and 3/10.

I luv AW.

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Me: OH, I should've simplified it to that first. It's an assessment, so I don't remember half of it. >.< DAMN YOU, TAKE HOME ASSESSMENT. Thank soo much, Ivi. ^^ Mah Asian Hufflepuffle buddah. JK. xD

XD Hehe.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Asianess~ XD I had Algebra last year. It's all good.

This Halloween my sister is dressing up as a snitch. Little does she know, my friends and I are making a mob of Harry Potters, complete with brooms, to chase her. MLIM

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Me: Oh yes.

I LUV AW TOO.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: if you need anymore help, I ARE HERE.

This is what I'm doing from now on:
I have recently discovered that if I shout "MUGGLES MOVE!" to the annoying people at my school who always get in my way. They move. In fact, it's the only way to get them to move. MLIM!

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Vanster wrote: "Me: Epikk.

YES. I NEED MATH HELP."

Me: I'm here! I'm here!
Caspar: You're late.
Me: D:

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: HELLO WHIM.

Today I was at the movies, on a date with a guy I discovered I really don't like. Seeing my disgust as he cracked gross jokes and asked me if I could pay for the tickets, the hot guy behind the counter charged me the kids price. He left me a note in my change that said, "ditch him and go to theatre 12". I did. Harry Potter 6 was playing, and a few minutes he came in with a giant box of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans. Hello, soulmate.

[[deleted user]]

Me: YAY.

ME TOO.

Whim! Thanks, but too late, but thanks, ily! :D
Holly: Capasr! ^^
Me: I decided to make my charries feel happy today.
Hayley: :DDD
Me: YESS.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: HI! ...Even Lucas?!
Caspar: Holly! :D Hayley! Mah gurlz! *hugs*

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: I HAS FOOD.

I WANT REDVINES

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Me: Even...LUCAS.
Lucas: Hey guys. ^^
Me: O.O MINDBLOWING.
Holly: *huggles*
Hayley: *huggles* Come home! I miss you-Where's Serapis?
Me: LOL. xD

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Wtf. O.o
Caspar: *wrinkles nose* Who the f*ck is Serapis?
Serapis: *cough* Ahem.
Caspar: Oh. Hi.
Serapis: :) Hullooooo.
Me: I finished writing a nightmare of Myra's. Abi said it was creepy. Which is good.
Myra: *whimper* I don't wanna sleep! *whimper*
Me: I wonder when Myra's actually gonna be in a good mood for once...

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Me: O.o ...Well.
Hayley: Serapis! *tackles with <3*
Me: HA, SHE LOVES HIM MOAR.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Serapis: HAYLEY! :D *tackles also*
Caspar: ................O.O

Me: Oh dear.

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Hayley: ^^ Yay!
Me: I wonder how my charries would react to Serapis.
Lucas: Little sh*t.
Me:....Well.
Charlotte: He seems nice.
Holly: *nods* ^^
Me: OHHHHH, HOLLY LOVES HIM MOAR TOO. XD I luv myself. *hugs self*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Serapis: :D Gee, everyone luurves me! ^^ And I luuurve everyone, too.
Myra: Lucas doesn't 'luuuuuuuuuuurve' you. He thinks you're a little sh--
Me: *interrupts* Well! Isn't that cute.
Caspar: *frown*
...

Yeah, I'm totally with you, Lucas.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: I wana do this: Today, my sister and I turned our yard into the Godric's Hollow cemetery. We made headstones for all the important characters that had died in the Harry Potter books and played music from the Harry Potter soundtracks. Tonight, when I opened my front door to greet some trick-or-treaters, a young Harry Potter was weeping by his parents' gravestone in my front yard. I gave him the rest of the candy. (MLIM)
WHO'S WITH ME?!

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Lucas: Exactly. ^~^
Me: ...I really feel like dancing right now...and singing. *sings to Beggin by Madcon* *dances around*
JOIN ME, CHARRIES!
Lucas and Odette: Hell no.
Me:...>.> OTHER CHARRIES!
Others: *shrug* OH, YEAH! BEGGN YOU-OOO-OO!
Me: :DD SOOOO HYPER RIGHT NOOOWWWW.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: YES. FO SHO. :D

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Me: Poor little HP...:(

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: :(
LET US SHARE REDVINES IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO DIED IN THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS (May 2nd, 1998).

[[deleted user]]

Me: *bows head* *noms Red Vine*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: *noms on Red Vine* *weeps*
Rest of characters: *open packets of Red Vines and solemnly bow heads*
Myra: What the hell are you guys on?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: ... I'm gonna have a memorial that day. I don't care who stares. I'm going to go to school and say "Rest in peace..." and list every single person who died that day, and then some.

OH MY GODS. DOBBY HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MY FRIEND. (June 28)

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: :O Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[[deleted user]]

Me: I wrote a song, BEHOLD-> http://www.goodreads.com/story/show/2...

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: We're on RedVines, Myra.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[[deleted user]]

Me: Exactly.

That's CRAZY, Ivi.