Third-Person "Self" writing

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi frowns, but it turns into a grin. "I'm gonna guess it's a charrie diary. I can't keep frowning when I'm watching Chugga."

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Van's eyes light up. "CHUGGAA." Her eyetwitches, and she scowls. "There is an ise creme truck at my house...it's been there for HOURS...playing the same song..."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Aww. Poor little ise cremes getting nommed on by human children. You should yell at them to leave and stop murdering ise creme. Then again, you'd get strange looks from parents."

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"No one goes to get ise creme," Van explains. "Joe, the ise creme man, he has pepper spray 'cos some kids mugged him."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi stares. "I wonder why they don't get buisiness," she says sarcastically.

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Van shrugs, then laughs. "They do, I'm brave enough to go."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Ise creme murderars unite!" Ivi laughs.

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"Yeah b*tch!" Van says, then laughs.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh that reminds me. This dude took a girl's slinky and put it to hs crotch. Then he said it was his dick..." Ivi's eye twitches. "Then Jay took it and started playing with it and was all like, 'I'm playing with Hayden's dick.'" O.o

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o.O Van is speechless. "..." Then she bursts out laughing. "You will NOT believe what is on iTunes for 1.29!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"What?" Ivi asks.

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"Toby's Assassin Creed Literal trailer," Van says with a grin.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"OH MY GODS!" Ivi shouts, over-excited. "I went onto youtube an under featured: 'Super Luigi Galaxy - part 27' and a Toby Skit."

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"NO WAY!" Van says, jumping up.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I think it might've changed.. but yeah. It was like that," Ivi replies.

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Van nods. "A bug just died on me screen," she says bluntly.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi's eyes widen. "That's like the time during my lesson! 'Member? I think I told you."

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Van remembers and nods, laughing. "Exactly! I was playing LAZER SQUIRREL and I zapped it sh*tless...."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi laughs. "DIEDIEDIE."

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Van laughs. "Here-> http://omglasergunspewpew.com/ "

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"LOL WTH?" Ivi laughs.

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"DUN YOU LUV IT?" Van asks, shooting with a space squirrel.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"YESH," Ivi replies. "EPIKK."

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"I had the same reaction you did," Van says. "I was like WTF?"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi laughs. "Lawl. I just said 'lol' outloud. Damn. I did it again."

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"LOL," Van says, then laughs. "I think I had too much soda."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh mah god. DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME," Ivi says.

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"I WON'T," Van promises.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"GOOD," Ivi replies. "ABUSE OF THE CAPS-LOCK BUTTON."

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"I LOVE HOW WE ONLY CAPS WHAT WE SAY," Van says.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"EXACTLY~" Ivi laughs. "YAY FOR-- crap. I can't blame nintendo for this. -.-"

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Van almost dais laughing.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh nintendo logic," Ivi says dramatically. "It explains so much, yet so little."

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"I heart you," Van says. "And I have to pee." She runs off.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I less than three you," Ivi replies.

"I love how different the convorsations are here and in character-self chat."

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"Well," Van replies when she comes back. "The world if full of irony."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi smiles. "I-RON-YYY. Gawd. I haven't said that in forever."

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Van chuckles. "Niiice."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I know~" Ivi laughs.

[Jo]

"Is anyone there?" Jo shouts desperately.

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"I am!" Van cries, running back from dinner. Then she frowns apologetically. "I might have to leave soon, though."

[Jo]

"Me too" she says back.

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"I have to go sleep," Van says, sighing.
I go to school quite early, have a good night, Jo. Or, um, morning, if the time if, er, different..." she trails with a uncertain but freind smile, waving at Jo as she walks off.

[Jo]

nah, its night here, but... 7:40...

[Shayla]

"It's nine o'cloc here." Shay spoke up.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"No, Vanster!" Whim cries, rushing in. "I just got back..." Whim sobs into her pillow dejectedly.

[Shayla]

Shay pats Whim on the back. "It's okay, Whimsy. I'm here."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Shay!" Whim gasps, her face run through with tears. "You're here!" She violently tackles Shay.

[Shayla]

Shay kicks at Whim. "Yes, I am here."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Whim scowls. "Why'd you KICK me?!"