Third-Person "Self" writing

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"People can be amusing," Ivi laughs. "Yet they can be so freaking annoying."

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"So true," Vanster agrees with a nod of the head, smiling. "I'm married!" she declares cheerily.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"To whom?" Ivi asks. Then she realizes that she actually uses 'whom' correctly. -,-

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"To Hebba, Kyle, Sam..." Van trails off as she tried to remember who else she'd married that day. "And I divorced Spencer," she adds, still smiling.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi giggles. "I have a mom. She's a senior this year. But I don't have a dad."

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"I have a dad," Van says. "Her name is Maddie."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi claps. "Very nice. My mom has a boyfriend. Who's in ninth grade... Yeah. She has purple hair now."

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Van gawks at Ivi, jaw dropping. "Lucky! Well, my dad dyed her hair red."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi grins. "I know~ Kimmie is epikk. She's a Slytherin and she's seen AVPM and AVPS."

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"I wish she was my mom," Van says with a sigh. "OH, the fellow AVPM/S lover I found, her name is Beth, she's epikk. She was always quiet, and I didn't talk to her much, but she's learning how to accept ~insanity~"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Epikkness indeed," Ivi approves. "OH, completely off-topic, but oh well. My History teacher gave us RED VINES for bringing our text books to class."

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"You. Lucky. B*tch." Van stares incredulously at Ivi. "I love you."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I love you too~" Ivi laughs.

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Van also laughs, shaking her head. "I have a lot of homework this week-end," she says, then makes a fase.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Aww. I'm glad we had so many tests this week. Less homework, thank God. And I didn't study for half of them...." Ivi trails off. "But History and Spanish I am NOT looking forward to."

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"Ouch," Van says. "I have a French test, and Algebra test too...I'm NOT good at math."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh yeah. I have a Geometry test too," Ivi sighs. "Oh well."

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"But you're Asian," Van whines, then adds, "Kidding."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi grins. "But I'm a bad Asian! Not really."

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"You're not the stereotypical Asian?" Van suggests, tilting her head. Then shakes her head. "No, you're an epikk Asian."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Psh. I'm a procrastinator. That's why I'm up at fivei in the morning," Ivi grins.

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Van holds a hand up for a high-five. "Same here," she says with a grin.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi high-fives Van. "Procrasinators unite.... tomorrow."

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It takes Van a second, but when she realizes, she laughs, clutching her tummy. She laughs and hiccups, it starts to hurt. "C-Can't...bre-eath...."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh my god. Get some water, Van!" Ivi says. "I don't want my Slytherclaw b*tch to die."

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Van nods, and drains some soda into her black-hole-like throat. Now when she hiccups, her tummy feels bubbly. "Ooohhhh...."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi laughs. "Soda makes it worse!"

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Vanster giggles, then hiccups again. "B-But," she hiccups, "It feels goooood."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Van, are you getting high off of soda?" Ivi asks, trying to look serious, but ends up laughing.

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Van laughs again, shaking her head. "No, it's just...bubbly."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi snorts. "I asked my friend if he was getting high off of spelling Red Vines. His reaction: 'Yes. Yes I am.'"

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"I wish I didn't devour all my Red Vines," Van says.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I wish I had Red Vines," Ivi replies.

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"My dad ordered $30 worth of pai today," Van says, grinning.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"LUCKY-- Actually, I prefer cayke to pai," Ivi says with a smile.

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"Epikk spelling," Van says, and shrugs. "It depends on how good the cayke or pai is."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Thank yas. And yeah. It depends..." Ivi replies.

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"I like ise creme and cayke...AT THE SAME TIME," Van says.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"ISE CREME CAYKE FTW," Ivi laughs.

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Van laughs and nods. "I used to think FTW meant F*ck the world..." she trails, eyes wide.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi nods. "I thought that too. Then I googled it."

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"I googled it, and that's what it said...but then you guys started using it like For The Win," Van explains. "It wouldn't make much sense to say: 'ISE CREME CAYKE F*CK THE WORLD'."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I think I just sh*t my pants 'cause that was pretty epikk," Ivi laughs.

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Van laughs, then has an idea. She prances away and comes back with a sly, Slytherclaw smile on her fase.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi raises an eyebrow. "Did you just travel the f*ck back in time. 'Cause if you did, why didn't you take me with you?"

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Van laughs. "I wish! And of course I would've taken you!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi grins. "But seriously, what's you're little Slytherclaw mind thinking of." A moment later, "I can't believe I just said 'but seriously' in this group."

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"Neither can I," Van says, completely serious. After a second, she chuckles. "You'll have to FIND it."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Agh. I'm too much of a lazy butt to FIND it. I spent most of last night finishing up a songfic," Ivi retorts.

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Van shrugs, and plops down on an imaginary couch. "You'll see it soon, I promise," she says with a sneaky grin.