Third-Person "Self" writing

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I have Thursday and Friday off," Ivi replies.

[Shayla]

"Next week?" Shay asks.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi nods. "Labor day and professional developement day. Oh, and I have a memorization test on Tuesday for a piece that I haen't memorized yet, and a competition next Saturday. I'm screwed."

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"I SUCK AT SMB!" Van screams randomly, floating through cyberspace. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

[Shayla]

"I'm sorry, Ivi." Shay felt bad. "I have a photostory project due next friday."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"I'M A NEWBIE. WE SHOUDL SAY NOOBS UNDER POSTING RULES INSTEAD OF NEWBIESS... OH WAIT. NOOB IS OFFENSIVE," Ivi replies.

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"N00b," Van says. "N00-oo-00-oo-00-b-AH!"

[Shayla]

"Noob is offensive." Shay agrees.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB."