Third-Person "Self" writing

[Shayla]

Shay shruggs. "I have no idea."

[[deleted user]]

"You got asked out?" Van asks.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel glares. "No fair. You read the Character-Self Chat." She smiles, breaking her fake anger. "But yes!" She squeals and jumps up and down.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Chill," Whim advises, shooting an amused look at Isobel.

[Shayla]

Shay yawns. "Big deal. I've never had a real boy friend. I've been to dances, but I went with my friends."

[[deleted user]]

"My head hurts," Van complains in a whine. "I have to get my tonsils ripped out in a few weeks, too."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel glares at Shay. "Be happy for me." She pulls out her water-balloon-launcher. "Or else."

[Shayla]

Shay walks over and hugs Van. "It's okay." Shay pats Van's head.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel's eyes widen. "Sounds painful, Van."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Ouchiiiiie," Rosalie says, burying her head in a pillow. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR. I IZ SQUEAMISH."

[[deleted user]]

"Okies. DID YOU LIKE MARLEY THE PUPPY?" Van asks overexcitedly.

[Shayla]

Shay looks up at everyone. "I had a dream about this group..."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I LOVED MARLEY THE PUPPY!" Rosalie squeals. "I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Recovering from her mild seizure, Rosalie asks Shay calmly, "What did you dream about, Shay?"

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel smiles at her friends' insanity.

[Shayla]

Shay begins. "My character Dustin was leading an army of Athena Kids and from a building called the Master House. They had on t-shirts that had a giant M on the front. They bordered Camp-Half Blood and fought a hydra. I was talking to Percy Jackson and then Dustin comes over and we start talking about unicorns."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel gasps, remembering a dream she had recently. "OH MY GOSH! That reminds me! I had a dream where me and a bunch of random people (Auggie included) were talking. And then we travelled from Cornbread Village to Cornbread Castle. Them we had cornbread for dinner the next night! Creepy!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi is... Tired. Oh so very tired. It appears she must have missed everyone. She sulks over to Tamaki's emo corner.

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel smiles. "Ivi! You returned!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi jumps up. "Yes. I have returned from the dead for I cannot be deaded... At least according to Whim."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel looks around in disgust. "What are you doing in the emo corner? And oohoohooh! Did you see my new character diaries? I made them awesomer."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Oh yes I saw them," Ivi says. "And I love Maren's."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel grins. "Maren's... I had to translate hers. Some people just don't understand her talk. But Rosa's is one of my favorites. It's good writing."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Deitra's is my favorite," Ivi said. "She's... Dark, I guess you could say."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel nods. "I read Deitra's. She seemed... angry haha. Really, really rather angry."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"She is," Ivi replies. "She has a lot wrapped up inside. "

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel smiles. "It seems so. Lot's of inner anger... my characters all have naughty pasts. Rosa? She killed someone. Lili? Cyril died. Chammy? Idk yet... Aria? She... uh idk hers either. Maren? Oh, dear sweet Maren... she has an awful past." Isobel shudders at the thoughts of Maren's past.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi snorts. "Cassidy equals me. Iviana, two step sisters and no, not like Cinderella. Deitra, well... I wrote part of er past already. Madeline, well, you know. And Ivan, poor, poor, Ivan."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel freezes. "What's wrong with Ivan?" She smiles. "I came up with Aria's past."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Ah, you'll see," Ivi winks. "And I saw it. Less tjan three~"

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel sniffles. "Poor Ivan! It's making me want to cry, and Maren is being all empathetic!" Isobel hides her face in shame, hiding the tears.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Aww. Don't cry, Isobel. Laugh! Have fun with life. Damce on a street corner! It's loads of fun," Ivi laughs

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel shudders. "In the dark? I think not! But I will be having a Wizard Duel with my buddy on Halloween in the middle of the street!" She pulls out her wand and jumps excitedly.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi grins. "I wanna do that. But my mom won't allow it. Instead, my ~insanity~ friends and I will be caramelldansen at school."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel smiles. "That sounds awesome. Aww now I feel bad for Ivan..." She puts on her pouty face.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"It is, 'cause we've already done it before," Ivi laughs. "And my friend and I did it like, three times on a street corner. No one stared. It was amazing. Awww. All my charrie's have to have sad pasts, or else..."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel laughs, then puts her pouty-face back on. "Poor poor Ivan, whatcha gonna do?" She sings along to the 'Joseph' song.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi sighs. "That reminds me of so many songs.'

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

"The one from the musical, "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"," Isobel tries to clarify. "It's a pity song."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Ah," Ivi understands now. :D "I love The Phantom of the Opera, but they changed it so much in comparison for the book. Yes, there is a book, and it was published about a century ago."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel grins. "I love that! It's the best musical EVER! And I feel proud of Cassidy. She confused Chaumelle!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi grins. "Yay. I like confusing people. It's hilarious to watch their faces. And I KNOW, RIGHT?! Have you read book?"

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel shakes her head sadly. "No, but we own it. After I finish rereading the Harry Potter books, I'm gonna pick it up." Isobel claps for Cassidy. "Chammy is very confused."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"You need to read it," Ivi insists. "Phantom has a name. He's so... amazing." She sighs. "Angel of music, guide and guardian, grant to me your glory. Angel of music, hide no longer. Secret and strange, angel." Ivi grins. "Chammy should be."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel gasps. "Oh. My. Gosh. Chammy is a Councelor!" She jumps up and down. "I'm so proud!"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Ivi laughs. "Yes, yes she is." She drops a link: http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/4...

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel shakes her head. "How did that happen? What did Chammy do?"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Look on what it's based off of," Ivi says. "Whim chose people based off of age, activeness, and how long they've been at camp."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel thinks for a minute. "Well, Chammy is rather important. Almost everyone knows to run when they hear me mention her name. And I think she's... fourteen?"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Cassidy's twelve, and she's junior counsellor... AND I DIDN'T APPLY FOR THE JOB, NOR DID I WANT THE JOB," Ivi replies. >_< "Me when I went to go clean up spam: Mm-hm... mm-hm... *scrolls up. sees my name* WAIT, WHAT!? WHAT?! ...WHAAAT?!"

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Isobel smiles. "You spammed, Ivi. Bad girl. But I still can't believe... Chammy, of all people! Sadly, I think I like her best, along with Maren and Rosa. Liliana is growing on me."