Drop Something

[Kevin]

I do my eyes so well an agent comes for modeling and on the plane to paris a man in yellow distracts the pilot with a brownie, crashes the plane and I die.

I DROP A CHICKEN

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Wow, that's creative... Hmm, but I may think of something... Oh, I got it!!

Okay, I take the chicken and paint the wing tips with black nail polish, and put glue and silver glitter all over it, and the farmer gets mad and makes me work in the fields until I die.
(I am against animal cruelty, just so you know!)

I drop...

A green hoodie

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

i put the green hoodie on and a bull rams me to death because it dosnt like the color

i drop a cheerio

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I hold the cheerio high over a hungry munchkin from wizard of oz, and tell him that if he can get it down, he can eat it... So he stabs me behind my knee and I fall. He grabs the cheerio and runs, forgetting to call the medical team, so I bleed to death.

I drop...
A tinkerbell sticker

[Caitlin]

i put it on my hand, but it sticks and rips all of my skin off when i try to take it off, and i die

i drop my skin!

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

First of all, eew... Just, eeew.
Second of all, your skin decides to spontaneously combust as i poke it with a stick to see if it's alive, and I catch to fire and burn to death.

I drop...

A swim suit

[Caitlin]

first of all i know, i can be gross when it is necessary. lol

i put on the swim suit but its way to small and cuts of my circulation and i die, i drop a recipe for Eggplant Parmesan

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I understand the gross thing. My mind come up with worse!

Anyways, I invite my mortal enemy, McSquiggles the pony, over for dinner and make the recipe, adding poison... Then, me being the blondie that I am, ate some, and I died...

So, I drop...
Dead...
No, seriously, that was a good one!! I drop dead! But I drop a can of coke

[[deleted user]]

hahahahahaha hahaha haha ha ha... yeah, that was great

I pick up the can of coke and take a sip of it but the poisoned Cissi had already taken a drink of it and left some poison on the edge so... I die

I drop a pencil top eraser

[Caitlin]

i eat it because it landed in my eggplant parmesan, but i choke on it and die

i drop my fork

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I am walking and it stabs my foot, and the food goes in my foot, shoots through my blood system, and kills me.
I drop...

A picture frame

[Caitlin]

i pick it up, but its wooden so i get a splinter, and i bleed to death

i drop a sharpie

[[deleted user]]

I can come up with grosser stuff than u can!

In the picture frame is a picture of me dancing to single ladies. I die of embarrassment! ;)

I drop....... an empty bodle of poison that *someone* gave me. *hint* *hint*

[Caitlin]

i put some milk in it, but the poison residue comes off in it so when i drink it i die

i drop a notepad

[Court:), Founder- It's gametime. Are you ready?]

I pick up the notepad and write a joke. Then i read it aloud and laugh so hard i can't breathe. I drop a Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban dvd.

[[deleted user]]

(I have some serious problems with that movie)

I watch the dvd but all the characters come to life and Peter Pettigrew kills me

I drop a geoduck

[Caitlin]

Hannah...
i eat it and it is so gross i die.
i drop a business card for a lawn care service

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

i call them to come do my lawn than he kills me with his lawn mower
i drop a picture of jack sparrow!!!((yummy))

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I die of love. :)

And then, a's I slip to the floor, a small hair tye releases my hair and falls to the floor.

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

i pick it up and eat it. i than choke and die
i drop a cd case

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I flip through the CDs and die of hatred when I see that it is almost entirely filled with Justin Beiber CDs.

I drop... A bin.

[Caitlin]

♥Super jack sparrow lover!!!!!!!!!♥ wrote: "i pick it up and eat it. i than choke and die
i drop a cd case"

hmm, well that is what you get for eating a hair tie :)


i put the bin over my cat, but she gets mad and kills me

i drop a cat whisker

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

The cat whisker is sharp, and when I touch it, it stabs me, sending a virus through my system. I die.

I drop a christmas tree

[Susan]

I jump on the christmas tree like a big pile of fall leaves, and a giant spider crawls out and bites my neck. Poisons me. I die two days later, doing laundry.
I drop...
the bleach.

Okay. That was a family catastrophe and joke. My dad got bit by a spider when he was carrying a christmas tree across the street (they sell christmas trees across the street! Isn't that awesome?!) and it was disgusting... but he lived! And we have a joke about 'doing laundry' because I asked my dad to do something once, when he was doing laundry, and he told me 'he was doing laundry' but when I asked him again, later, he was playing the piano and told me again that 'he was doing laundry' so now that's an excuse for everything.

lol. Sorry for the super long explanation.

[Kevin]

I pick it up and it squirts out into my eyes. I am allergic so it burns my eye and through my head, and I take a step and fall down on nails.

I drop a sponge

[Susan]

I pick up the sponge to use for a sponge bath, and when I get out, I slip on a bit of soap on the tile flooring and fall- cracking my head open.

I drop a shoe. (It was in my pocket.)

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Ahh, now I see. heehee.
i beat the shoe onto my head repetitively. Don't even ask why!!!

I drop a Desperate Housewives season three dvd. :D guilty pleasure

[Susan]

I take the desperate housewives season three dvd and hand it to my brother, telling him to 'look what I found!'
He takes one look at it and throws it at the wall shattering it into millions of pieces.
Cissi sees what I've done and kills me.
I drop a piece of golden fleece. (Oh I rhymed!)

(TRY THAT! It will heal you before you die!)

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I take the challenge!

And I would probably kill you, yes. :)

I pick up the golden fleece and weeve it into a fabric, but it works oddly and turns me into a protective pine tree, like Thalia. But then I get chopped down while my powers aren't working and blood seeps out of the cracks in my tree and I die.

I drop a piece of bark.

[Susan]

Fine. I'll take that, but it would never happen!

I stare at the piece of bark in my hands. But a piece of bark ain’t just a thing, is it? It’s a choice, it’s something you do. A piece of bark says yes or no, cut or not, die or don’t. A piece of bark takes a decision out of your hand and puts it in the world and it never goes back again.
I don't care.
I stab myself through the heart.

I drop my mother's diary.

(Okay! Anybody read The Knife of Never Letting Go? Yep. Everything before "I don't care" was a quote that I took from it and replaced "knife" with "a piece of bark"! And "my mother's diary" is once again a Todd reference!)

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

I read the diary, but it contains the knowledge of the world. My mind explodes in a catastrophic mess of stringy thoughts and pieces of history, and I die.
I promtly drop a real, genuine Ash wand with pheonix wing core, 14 and a quarter inches. :) my wand!

[Susan]

I take the wand *with a flourish* and lift it above my head triumphantly, knowing nothing about magic, but still excited.
I look into the tip curiously. And say the only magic words I know,
"Abra Cadabra?"
Unfourtunately for me, a fly catches in my throat, and I say:
"A*cough*vada Kada"cough*vera"
The last thing I see is a flash of green light.
I drop a Gallion that I saw lying near the wand and happened to pick up.

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Haha!!! Funny!
I pick up the Galleon and try to stick it in a gum machine, but it doesn't fit.In my attempts to "make it work again", I explode a bomb on it, but I trip on my way to a safe distance, and "go and get myself BLOWN up!", to put it in Petunia's words.
I drop a snowglobe

[Susan]

I shake the snowglobe.
I shake it again.
I shake it a third time.
But the flakes don't rise because Fred and George Weasley glued them to the bottom.
I keep shaking, determined to make them rise.
I shake until my arms give out, I shake it with my feet.
I keep shaking.
SHAKING.
And I go insane.
And say the three fatal words, nightlock, nightlock, nightlock, because there is no longer a point to my life.

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Haha, alright, but what do you drop? :p

[Susan]

Crap, forgot.
I drop a bottle of glue.
*Irony*

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! talk about your irony!

I pick it up and "accidentally" glue both my lips and my nose shut, cutting off all air supply. My eyes roll into the back of my head as I drop to the floor, landing with a soft thud.

I drop my cell phone out of my hand

[Susan]

I pick up the cell phone.
I get a devious idea.
I prank call 911.

"OMG! There's a crazy ax murderer her in the woods! Help!" I hang up.
Coincidentally, there's an ax sitting by a tree, I pick it up and look at it, thinking of the Irony...
when another one swings forward and cuts my head off.
It was a revengeful Yogi bear.
The police where too late.

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

:D you keep forgetting to drop something!

[Susan]

CRAP!
Oh no, Senora Bean's gonna kill me.

I drop a box top that I was saving for school.

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

:)
I pick it up with a feline like grin and run off into the wind, through a field of daisies, in slow motion, while victorious and joyful music plays untie background. Then the sky turns black and starts crying blood, drowning me inthe gooey, sticky red liquid.
A pair of earrings slips from my grasp.

[Susan]

I start to put the beautiful earrings on, next to the cliff where I'm watching the sunset slowly rise in it's beauty... when I accidentally stab my neck, rather than ear.
I cry out in pain and fall down the cliff.
I drop the baby. (lol)

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Haha, nice.

I catch the baby from the side of the mountin, but I vomit at the nastiness until I die of lack of fluids.

I drop........erm.....my left lung. And yes, it's important that it is my LEFT lung. :)

[Susan]

I walk around the side of the mountain and slip on your left lung. I fall again, because it turns out that it was just a ledge of the mountain.
I drop my ear.
WEASLEY!

[Kevin]

((lol))

[Cissi "Invisible but Invincible"]

Haha
I pick up your ear and attach ut to my own, but it causes an ear infection, which spreads, and kills me.
I drop a horseshoe.

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

i pick it up put it on my horse teddy. than i ride him and while we are cantering it flew off and hit me so i fell of and he stepped on me and killed me.((i love teddy! my best friend ever!))

i drop my horse teddy

[Caitlin]

a stray piece of fur from your horse teddy rises up into my mouth, where i choke, but im ok, only in the hospital for observation when a murderer comes up from the basement and kills all the patients, including me.

i drop the flavorless dinner I'm eating (burnt green beans, tough pork, and mashed potatoes, all without any type of seasoning)

[Susan]

I walk around the hospital, being the FBI agent I am and all, and see the dinner. I pick it up gratefully, and take a bite.
I spit it out everywhere.
"Ugh. No flavor!"
I soon forget that I spit it out, and slip on it. I land on a mobile bed, and my momentum causes it to roll forward, and then it falls down the stairs, with me on it. I fall and break my neck.

I drop my FBI badge.

[[deleted user]]

I pick up the badge to admire it, but a crow sees it and since it likes shiny things flies down to pick it up. I won't let go so it takes me to it's nest and feeds me to it's babies.

I drop half an egg shell