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If there is, my answer is "occupied by my naked wife."
my daughter said all the little things about me that annoyed her before she left, she now misses! :) but really I think she misses her cat, her bed, and her own bathroom!
Clark wrote: "I dunno... I never remember being a teenager being so complicated."with you clark. i wanted loud rock and roll, whatever sex i could get and a car that would do smokey burn-outs. that's it.
UGH. I left my soap at home, so I had to use what was here. It was Dove, and it's breaking me out. DAMN SENSITIVE SKIN.
THE FLOATING BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE IS IN MY BATHROOM!AND IT IS ALMOST EMPTY!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL
Why is it floating?I'm very picky about soap too. I tried so hard to use the all natural stuff for my health, but the only thing that doesn't make me feel itchy is Caress.
I can't stand it when my husband buys Irish Spring. That stuff is like washing with Lava soap.
Because I've seen it in various parts of my house, and now it's in my bathroom. I don't want to know why my parents have astroglide!I can only use Cetaphil. It's made for sensitive skin, it costs three dollars a bar, and right now it's time to reload 'cause I'm working on my last bar at school.
Astroglide is the very best brand of lube.
Smetchie wrote: "Astroglide is the very best brand of lube."Developed by NASA, I believe, for uh ... doing it in space.
I use Proactiv on my face because I like to keep my skin smooth, and if I use regular soap I start getting little tiny bumpy rashes.I laughed at Larry's astroglide comment.
There's only 2 basic reasons to need lube. One is because you're probably going at it too much and need help to replenish. The other...well I'll leave that up to your imagination.
Ewwww parental sex. No one really wants to have that mental picture.
Stacia, there are a least a cuple of other reasons. But for britt's sake, I won't list them.
Maybe they didn't really "do it." Maybe she just gave him a hand job.
Oh my /smack forehead. Didn't think of the hand job thing. Although, we don't use it for that around here, so there you go...I was thinking basic front door/back door stuff, but come to think of it if we want to go into things like fisting and what not...
I have said way more on this subject than I had planned to.
Sorry Britt for the scarring.
Gonna walk away now before I embarrass myself more.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "Clark wrote: "I dunno... I never remember being a teenager being so complicated."
with you clark. i wanted loud rock and roll, whatever sex i could get and a car that would do smokey burn-outs. ..."
And a $35 ounce of weed.
with you clark. i wanted loud rock and roll, whatever sex i could get and a car that would do smokey burn-outs. ..."
And a $35 ounce of weed.
My brain has been running at half speed all day. My first post was a quick jot and I wasn't thinking of hand jobs/toys/old age, etc. at the time.Not that I need to argue my level of sexual experience or anything, lmao.
yeah britt, what do you think that trapeze in the basement was for or those red leather chaps under the couch?
No, I know what lube is for. all of the reasons for lube. I just
Phil! My mother does not give hand jobs!
Well, she wouldn't need lube for a blow job. Sheesh.
oh my gosh, they have bacon flavoured lube. Well, not my parents, just...it exists in general. See:
Speaking of anal sex, Last Tango in Paris is on Instant Watch, and I'm so watching it tonight.
I've never seen it. They do it in the butt?
There's this infamous scene where they use butter as lubricant and Marlon Brando asks the girl to put two fingers into his ass or something
OMG I HAVE BEEN ASKING THIS QUESTION FOR A YEAR AND I CANNOT GET A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER.What does cum smell like?
To me it smells a bit like bleach...not a strong smell mind you...but a bleachy smell all the same.
Britt wrote: "OMG I HAVE BEEN ASKING THIS QUESTION FOR A YEAR AND I CANNOT GET A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER.What does cum smell like?"
Depends on the person. I saw it described on another site as smelling "like a newly cleaned indoor swimming pool -- a combination of chlorine and bleach."
Last Tango in Paris was legit. I love it so much.
Britt wrote: "Phil! My mother does not give hand jobs!"How would you know?
Chills. I am shaking. I am sweating. I need to be in my room.
I feel better today, thanks. Although I am sweating, and I can't figure out why.There is this dude at my Tues/Thurs bus stop that keeps looking at me like he wants to say something to me. He really needs to figure out what it is because I am gonna hurt his feelings one of these mornings
Britt wrote: "There is this dude at my Tues/Thurs bus stop that keeps looking at me like he wants to say something to me."
He's probably going to hit you up for spare change.
He's probably going to hit you up for spare change.
He's watching you while a song runs through his head...Baby got back!
Clark wrote: "Britt wrote: "There is this dude at my Tues/Thurs bus stop that keeps looking at me like he wants to say something to me."He's probably going to hit you up for spare change."
Almost choked on my apple laughing, you bastard...
Right after I asserted my sexiness, my tights decided to give me hell. They keep sliding down!
Tight slippage must be annoying, I've never worn tights. Tried pantyhose once...those went directly into the nearest trash can!
I always hate when my leg hair pokes out through my tights.
I wear tights under my shorts when I skate cause otherwise my kneepads rub.
i had a killa pork chop tuxedo ready to bust out and then Gaga beats me to the punch with her flippin' meat suit
Can't stand pantyhose and usually go bare-legged if I have to wear a dress, but black tights can be sexy as hell if worn with black boots/heels.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i had a killa pork chop tuxedo ready to bust out and then Gaga beats me to the punch with her flippin' meat suit"Gaga is a pox on society. It bothers me that I like one of her songs.
I have study abroad on my mind today.What if I really want to leave the country, but due to parental and financial reasons, I will settle for going to the other side of the country. I WANT TO LEAVE THE SOUTH, DAMMIT.
Britt wrote: "I have study abroad on my mind today.What if I really want to leave the country, but due to parental and financial reasons, I will settle for going to the other side of the country. I WANT TO LEA..."
Britt, there is a domestic program like study abroad, you go to a different college for a semester or a year. You could go to a school in California, then come back and graduate in North Carolina.
You know, Barb, I wouldn't mind going to Canada.I mean, I would love to go study for a summer at Cambridge or Oxford, but even with all of the financial aid, I don't think I'd be able to afford it.
And my mom had to start taking prozac when I came here, and I only live an hour away. I don't want to kill her nerves completely.
I've been reading a shitload of books on hypothyroidism and diet and nutrition. It's not nearly as fun as fiction, but these two I'm reading right now are as fun as diet/nutrition gets... :) I think...:The Eat-Clean Diet by Tosca Reno and The Thyroid Diet by Mary Shomon
Barb wrote: "Come to Canada ... it's nice here."
I'd like to go on one of those fly-in fishing trips for pike, where they drop you off at a cabin in the middle of bear country and you fend for yourself for a week.
I'd like to go on one of those fly-in fishing trips for pike, where they drop you off at a cabin in the middle of bear country and you fend for yourself for a week.
I have been getting compliments. People tell me that I look like I am losing weight!! The gym is working! I think one reason why it's working is because I haven't set a weight goal. I just want to keep my legs moving and my heart rate up. I would work out today, but this is a hella long day.
Is there a "How do you like your bed?" thread?