The TMI Thread

[Cynthia]

The number of condoms used in a certain time period should be kept private. Ahem, sayeth the prudish old lady.

[Cynthia]

Back in the glory days before abstinence education, my girls didn't get a stinking video, they got a real banana and a condom in their high school health class.

[[deleted user]]

In second grade, we got a quick talk and short slide presentation in the cafeteria from our PE teacher. I still don't have it all figured out.

[Jim]

That is probably because they were teaching abstinence, and that just doesn't work in most minds :-)

[[deleted user]]

At the time, we thought it was just about the funniest thing we'd ever heard.

[Phil]

The dude probably has a hair-trigger. Does she say he's a good lay? Probably lying.

[Michele]

I didn't get any sex education except about menstruation. It was quite a wedding night.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm fertile again for the first time since July of 2009.

[Jammies]

I am supersick, norovirus sick, can't be more than ten steps from the bathroom sick.

[Félix]

Yuck Jammies no fun.

[Jim]

Hope you get better soon Jammies.

[Cynthia]

Enough with this norovirus. Reminds me of when thrush was going around the girls' preschool. Then came hoof and mouth disease. Yuck. Get better, one and all.

[Sarah]

Jammies wrote: "I am supersick, norovirus sick, can't be more than ten steps from the bathroom sick."
Boo! Feel better!

[Sarah]

Cynthia wrote: "Enough with this norovirus. Reminds me of when thrush was going around the girls' preschool. Then came hoof and mouth disease. Yuck. Get better, one and all."

Do your daughters go to school in a barn? I didn't know people could catch thrush.

[Jammies]

Sarah, peoplethrush is different from horsethrush, because it's a fungus rather than a bacteria.

Okay, I have to go dry heave some more.

[Cynthia]

Sometimes I accuse them of being born in a barn (when they leave the door open) but no, they went to preschool in a church. People thrush, like Jammies said.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

My father always told me that they traded two chickens and a pig for me. :)

[Jammies]

Elizabeth, I'm sure you were worth every feather! :D

[Phil]

Elizabeth is no less than an eight cow wife.

[[deleted user]]

Jammies wrote: "I am supersick, norovirus sick, can't be more than ten steps from the bathroom sick."

Say hello to Ralph and Earl.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Thank you very much Jammies and Phil

[Jim]

Phil wrote: "Elizabeth is no less than an eight cow wife."

Is that like a Three Dog Night?

[Michele]

Jammie, get better soon.

[Brittomart]

I had a dream and TC and Myles were in it!

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

...and what happened?

[Brittomart]

Okay, this may sound weird, but....

In my dream, I was on TC, and I was reading a comment that Myles left, and he said that he went to UNC. And I was like, "OMG, I go to UNC as well!" and then the next thing I remember is that Myles (what my mind has constructed Myles to look and sound like) is in my dorm room, and we're talking about TC. And then this dude comes in my room, and he's like, "It's snowing out, do you mind if I stay here for the night?" And I say yeah, and the guy and I end up having sex in my bed. Which was lofted, for some reason. And Myles is still in the room. And I remember that I had peformed oral sex on this guy, and he was wearing condom, which I thought he was going to have a big problem with, but he didn't.

so the guy leaves in the morning, and I'm feeling pretty good because I you know, almost had sex with someone. Myles is sitting at the computer, and I'm like, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have had sex with you in the room." And Myles is all, "Hey, check out this website." and it's like a website of urban legends, and the one I'm reading is about this dude with HIV that goes around to girls rooms, claiming that he has nowhere to sleep so that he can sleep with them.

[[deleted user]]

Britt-Britt wrote: "Okay, this may sound weird, but....

In my dream, I was on TC, and I was reading a comment that Myles left, and he said that he went to UNC. And I was like, "OMG, I go to UNC as well!" and then the..."

If this is a test of my restraint, I have a feeling I'm about to fail in a big, big way.

[ms.petra]

@curmudgeon. visit hockey thread. :)

[Brittomart]

Remember the guy I said would fuck me if I didn't have my hymen?

Last Friday, we were lying on my bed, and he like...out of nowhere, put his fingers in my hair.....and it felt SO CREEPY. Like.....I did not like that at all. It just felt WEIRD. I thought I was supposed to like that kind of stuff?

[[deleted user]]

Britt-Britt wrote: "Remember the guy I said would fuck me if I didn't have my hymen?"

Was his first name Buster?

[Sally, la reina]

**backs away**

[[deleted user]]

Sally wrote: "**backs away**"

As for the thread title adjustment, I also enjoy rubbernecking freeway pileups, looking for body parts.

[Sally, la reina]

That's more understandable.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

If this thread is going to be verbal rallies between Britt and Clark, I may have to hang out here.

[Brittomart]

I always forget that Clark is here, and then I say something about my body parts, and there he is.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

He is clearly drawn to your TMI.

[Phil]

Clark (not Phil) wants to run his fingers through your hair.

By the way, different people like different things. If you don't like someone messing with your hair but would like their attention to remain on you, you can easily re-direct them.

"Ooh, your touch feels good -- could you rub my shoulders for a bit?"

[Brittomart]

Well, it wasn't anything....like that. It was...I dunno. I used to crave touch, and now....I don't like it so much.

[Phil]

Probably a touch of that self-loathing thing you seem to suffer now and then. I hope you're able to work through that before it becomes socially crippling. We're all pulling for you.

[Brittomart]

If people keep tagging me in facebook photos, I'm gonna lose it. I hate every last picture I'm in.

I don't know why I don't like it when people touch me now! I used to be soooo touchy-feely, but I don't know, no one returned the sentiment, so maybe they don't like to be touched by me. Or maybe I just need a good hug. But even now, like, I hugged my friend earlier, and it was like....my body was hugging him, but I wasn't there.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That is what's known as an out of body experience.

[Carol]

Britt - you've been through a lot lately. Don't fight what your body is telling you. It's not a bad thing to want some personal space.

[[deleted user]]

What's next? Seeping wounds? Cheesy discharges?

[Félix]

Yikes.

[Brittomart]

Um, I don't have any wounds, and my vagina is fine. Thanks for asking.

[Jim]

In Wisconsin it is :-)

[Jonathan]

Is that what they mean by a sharp cut of cheddar?

[Félix]

Where I come from, "cutting the cheese" has a different connotation.

[Cynthia]

Now I want to make some cheesy grits.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Better than gritty cheese.