The Force is Middling in this One - $1.99

[Robert]

Some of you may know me as the author of Mercury Falls, which will be re-released by AmazonEncore this fall. I've just released The Force is Middling in this One, a collection of humorous essays, for $1.99.

What happens to a kid who isn't quite good enough with the force to be a Jedi? What is it like to live in the worst city in the United States? If we aren't allowed to test shampoo on monkeys, how will we ever know if our monkeys are clean? The answers to these and other questions can be found in The Force is Middling in this One, a raucous romp through the mind of author, software developer and gopher exterminator Robert Kroese. Laboriously compiled from three years of blog posts from MattressPolice.com, this collection covers topics as varied as the Incredible Hulk, perpetual motion machines and Satanism, and is sure to keep you running back to the bathroom for more.



The Force is Middling in this One

(The Kindle version may not be linked to the main Amazon entry yet, so here's a link.

[stormhawk]

You, sir, are a damn funny man.

Damn funny.

My coworkers think I'm laughing inappropriately, since they can't tell that I'm reading. Under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't care. But I work in a nuthouse, and we've admitted people for less.