Vampires Suck

[Kimi]

What do you think? I laughed at the trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZKh6D...

[Ross]

What should have happened if the Twilight series didn't take itself so seriously;p It's not the Wayans brothers again is it? Keep em away!

[Kimi]

Not sure who is making it.

[Ross]

have you seen the Vampire reunion vid by College Humour?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jb...

[Kimi]

Lord Woolfie wrote: "have you seen the Vampire reunion vid by College Humour?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jb..."

Hee Hee funny

[Ross]

I take it you've seen Eclipse then?
What did you think of it? I thought it much better than the first 2
although that wasn't hard;p

[Kimi]

Lord Woolfie wrote: "I take it you've seen Eclipse then?
What did you think of it? I thought it much better than the first 2"

I'm overseas. The first showing over here was on Sunday...I wasn't about to fight with the teenagers lol so I decided to wait. Ive learned over here that if its a first showing STAY AWAY lol I went to the first showing for New Moon and It was sold out within 20 minutes I sat inline for 5 hours NEVER AGAIN ha

[Ross]

ooh where're you overseas? are yuo from America originally or?

[Kimi]

Japan

I'm American. My husband is a Marine

[Ross]

Ahh I see, how're you liking Japan?

[Kimi]

I don't mind it. I miss family though! Right now I'm hating the heat!!

[Ross]

lol you have my sympathies. Hate the heat love the life ;p

[Kimi]

Im from florida by the beach so its like home here kinda but the humidity blows!! I wouldnt mind living over here longer if it didnt cost so much to go home!

[Scott]

Kimberley, I spent three years at Kadena in Okinawa. What part of Japan are you and your husband stationed in?

[Kimi]

Foster down the road from Kadena! :D

[Scott]

Awesome! Loved that base. Went to see A FEW GOOD MEN at the base theater. When Jack Nicholson began the "You don't want the truth because you can't handle the truth" speech, 200 marines started cheering.

I was there back in the early '90s. I'm sure the island has changed a lot since then.

[Kimi]

Kadena finnaly has a hugeeee px now so as a woman I'm happy and they have a small book store there but I'm glad for my kindle.

[Scott]

Do they still have Robin Hood subs there?

[Kimi]

Umm.. I think they have one at Futema

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

LMFAO!! I CAN'T WAIT TO C IT!!! *singsong* Its raining men!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!

[Scott]

When does Vampires Suck come out?

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

Real soon, Ima check......

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

8/18

[Scott]

Thanks.

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

Ur welcum! So what time u picking me up to go c it? Lol

[Scott]

We'll catch a matinee. It's cheaper and there'll be no vampires in the audience.

[Kimi]

LOL while your there record it for me so I don't have to wait a hundred years to see it :P

[Rayna]

im thinking i would have a hard time paying to see this in the theatre!!!! May have to wait until video, there is something VERY VERY wrong about a spoof on vamp's....almost an insult really....laugh

[Scott]

How about if we go see PIRANHA 3D!!!!

[Nyghtmare]

I was going to go see Vampires Suck, but my mother read up on it and said hell no....

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

LMFAO!!!!!!! I took the kids. It was hilarious!!!!! So worth it. Hell, it was BETTER than friggin Twilight!!!!! *singing* Its raining men, hey heeeeey LMFAO

[Rayna]

im thinkning of waiting until video for this one!!!

[Marissa "one of the crazy seven" Bacon]

vampires suck looks halarious !

[Natyra]

The ending made my day:D lol loved that part so much

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

SO DID I!!!!

Rayna, u have GOT to go c it!

[Scott]

I'll have to see that. But I still want to see PIRANHA 3D!!

[Mary]

Saw it, loved it. Was it me or the Spoof Jacob is hotter than the real one. And not to mention Matt Lanter. Yum yum.

[Natyra]

Hahahhaaha the spoof Jacob is hotter!
And that's saying something because I was team Jacob All the way!:P

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

The spoof Edward sure looked better!!! Lol

I'm with u Scott! Gotta c that one too. What i really wanna c is the newest Resident Evil! Can't wait for that one!

[Dan, Deadly, dangerous and out for blood.....]

Since I am a HUGE TWILIGHT HATER, this movie was like therapy for me. I laughed my ass off, it was so funny. My favorite line was when the Carlisle character says, "Relax, Becca. We're just like any other normal American Family. Except for the fact that we have no souls and that we walk the Earth trying to satisfy an unquenchable thirst for blood.". And I especially liked the part where the class was made to read a copy of The Vampire Diaries, Because we all know that Stephenie Meyer basically ripp--*ahem*.....not gonna go there cause I don't want angry Twilight fans in here coming after me. I also liked the fact that the vampires in this movie had fangs. I thought that the part where they had Buffy in there was gonna piss me off (because I am a huge Buffy fan), but it was funny. I also loved how they gave away the plot for Breaking Dawn. Hell, the whole damned movie was funny! Not to mention it had better acting, better make up, and better special effects than the Twilight movies. I Give it five stars. Instead of calling this film "Vampires Suck", they should have just called the damned thing "Twilight Sucks"!!!

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

They would get sued!! LOL. But I do think that is the ONLY reason they didn't name it that. I LOVED IT!!! So did my kids. I think we've watched it at LEAST ten times. They still love the Twilight series (like I said said its vampires for kids). I will they would continue the Cirque De Freak series, that was kid vamps that was actually pretty damn good!

[Rjsmommy]

Have your kids read the new series by Darren Shan... "Saga of Larten Crepsley"? It tells about how Larten was turned and became a vampire's assistant and young vampire. There's three books in the series at this time with more to follow.

[Rjsmommy]

And even though I'm a HUGE TWILIGHT LOVER..I thought Vampires Suck was OK...I did think all the best parts were on the commercial trailers played on TV. The portrayal I enjoyed the most was Becca/Bella... she had all the mannerisms down pat...from the nervous tics...to stuttering...to ....oh, CAT......

[Rayna]

i couldnt watch vampires suck.....it hurts my head to much! A friend of mine took me to see a Scream movie and now he has his movie picking privledges taken away and i get to pick every time just for that one mishap! Its painfull to watch spoofs.....i guess i just dont have that kind of sense of humor to enjoy them!

[Dan, Deadly, dangerous and out for blood.....]

Rjsmommy wrote: "And even though I'm a HUGE TWILIGHT LOVER..I thought Vampires Suck was OK...I did think all the best parts were on the commercial trailers played on TV. The portrayal I enjoyed the most was Becca/B..."

Yeah, it does seem like all the funny parts were in the trailer and on the tv commercials. However, I got the Unedited Extended cut which was not shown in theatres and contains a lot of hilarious stuff in it.

[Tiffany, *nIGHT mISTRESS* on a MisSiOn!]

I think it was just plain hilarious! Lol. They took every part that was pretty much dumb in the real movie and made it funny as hell. LOL