The Historian
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There's No Worse Thief than a Bad Book

I did finish The Historian, but the main thing that annoyed me was the first half was concentrated on the girl and her adventure, and by the second half she had virtually disappeared and she was dropped with a short throwaway comment.


Also hated 'On The Road' and 'Catcher in the Rye'.

I loved Stranger back in the 70s! Just wanted to pipe in and agree on A Thousand Acres, which I enjoyed up until the incest part which really jarred. I really liked the Historian even though it could have been edited down a little.

I enjoyed the overall story of this novel, but was more interested in the daughter's story and part in the book more than the father's. While I did find his story interesting, I did not like reading his letters and his sections.

Anywho, one book I HATED that STOLE life from me was "Lost" by Gregory Maguire. When I finished that book I just looked up and asked myself "WHAT?!" and then more slowly "WHY?!". There was an interesting plot twist but it wasn't delivered well-it didn't surprise me. In fact, it just kind of snuck up on me quietly. And I couldn't like or even fully dislike the characters so...it didn't matter in the end. Could've been because I was on the heels of the even more agitating "A Lion Among Men". Either way, I'm annoyed with him as of late.


The Historian. I didn't put this in the 'hate' category, however I struggled to finish it. I made myself finish it. I don't recall experiecing the satisfied feeling when finishing it. Therefore I shouldn't have wasted my time reading it. Wow. That was blunt.


Hated Wolf Hall - the language and the resource to 3rd person made me feel confused and somewhat with a sense of wasted time. The other one i hated for the downer, depressive atitude althrough was The White Oleander - now: all the stories were depressing, a sense of no future, no hope whatsoever and it dragged on like this for the whole of the pages - complete waste of time. Nothing happened right, no one was helpefull with no 2nd thoughts....utter crap!

Me too! On everything you just said. That's a cheerful "ditto" from me.

The one book I remember HATING was The Virgin Suicides. And I can't even remember why (I read it a few years ago), but I hated it so muc..."
Jackie wrote: "Oh no, I just started The Historian and now I'm nervous...
The one book I remember HATING was The Virgin Suicides. And I can't even remember why (I read it a few years ago), but I hated it so muc..."
@Jackie: I saw The Virgin Suicides and hated it, so I didn't even consider reading the book. It's the very last movie I would want young women to watch - very sick and tempting, in a sick, sick way.

The one book I remember HATING was The Virgin Suicides. And I can't even remember why (I read it a few years ago), but I ..."
Don't let everyone get you down. I really like The Historian.

The Historian had a plot that captured me and although I had to put it down once for awhile, I still went back to it. I enjoyed the settings and the mysteries involved. Oscar Wao? Not at all!

Of course someone with a master's degree in reading would like the book. It plumbs the well of a classic. It has academics as its protagonists, and research as a major subplot. And the kicker is that Dracula only wants a freaking librarian.
That climax is what made me hate the book. It was a pretty mediocre slog through academia and history until then, but not entirely unpleasant.


I thoroughly enjoyed "The Historian" as well. To each their own I guess.

1) It's appearance. By appearance, I mean, whoever decided to produce the book in small font. When font is too small (and this is not a result of eye issues or anything), it is hard to visually have any "flow" within the page and I pass out in comas after a few pages. Always. But what can I say? Sometimes appearance is everything.
2) It's old. I'm only 26. I'm American. It is ridiculous to try and enjoy a book written in the 1800's when I wasn't around to learn Old English. Old English, for the most part, lacks - a lot - and enough to bore me to death.
3) The plot is similar to a billion other books. Nicholas Sparks, for instance, I get it, they're touching, they're easy reads, but it's the same plot in almost every single book he writes to the point it's become depressing.
Other than that, I give major props to books that are actually uniquely written, even the majority of people find it too boring. The Historian, was one of my faves for this reason. I agree, it WAS a tough read, and it jumped around so much I still think I'd have to read it again to realize I missed a lot, but it was different, and that makes it good.
With all that said, the last book I recall that drove me insane was Dracula. Certainly unique, which makes it good, but it tough for me to enjoy because of reasons 1 and 2. It should NOT take someone a year to read Dracula because they were so bored with it, they kept setting it aside to read other books, but just HAD to finish it (because I'm not a quitter). Meh.



I agree that the descriptions of Eastern Europe were so vivid, that I also want to go there.

Reason number 2 really creeeped me out - so, you do not read books over, shall i dear say 40 years old? You are missing out on much...seems a bit shallow "Oh, i am 26 and American and i cannot be bothered with 1800´s books" tsk, tsk - no wonder that in Europe, most of us have such a bad opinion about Americans - it´s because of things like this. Creep back to Twilight and stay there, please.
Oh, and ps: i am not American or English, and the "old English" as you called it really is good written english, as oppose to whatever crap you read.

It reminded me the famous Dorothy Parker quote: “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”
I also found myself in sympathy with the negative comments regarding "A Confederacy of Dunces." Not many novels create such a repellent central character on their first page as it did.

I must agree with Maria, Nichole, that you are missing out on a vast amount of rich history by limiting yourself only to books written in the past few years. As you mature I think you will see the benefit of paying attention to those who have gone before - their lives really weren't that much different from yours now - the trappings are just different.
Can you tell me what (which) book(s) you have read that turned you off? Maybe this group could make some suggestions that might enjoy.

Your reason number 2 lacks logic and knowledge. English from the 1800s is NOT "Old English"
It may be a bit dated at times, but it is modern English.
Check out the time periods Old, Middle and Modern English.
Beowulf was Old English, and if it were not translated into Modern English, few people would be able to read it.
You can't say that about Hawthorne (1800s) or Dickens (also 1800s) or Twain (1800-1900s).
You can't even say that about Shakespeare, or King James Bible, although they is more difficult than the above authors.
Here is an example of OLD English
The Lord's Prayer
(Old English - Anglo-Saxon)
Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum;
Si þin nama gehalgod
to becume þin rice
gewurþe ðin willa
on eorðan swa swa on heofonum.
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas
swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge
ac alys us of yfele soþlice
Translation of Old English Text
Father our thou that art in heavens
be thy name hallowed
come thy kingdom
be-done thy will
on earth as in heavens
our daily bread give us today
and forgive us our sins
as we forgive those-who-have-sinned-against-us
and not lead thou us into temptation
but deliver us from evil. truly

See my review of Quentin Durward, written by Sir Walter Scott around 1822. I'm finding it hilarious! And if I come across an archaic word or expression that I don't understand in-context, I can always resort to the handy glossary of words & phrases that older books often include for the reader's benefit.
Never miss a chance to learn something new, even while indulging your passion as it were. ;-)

See my review of Quentin Durward, written by Sir Walter Scott around 1822. I'm finding it hilarious! And if I come a..."
Good point. But it does vary. Not all old, small fonted, and cliche stories/books will be an automatic 'no' to me. But I am less likely to grab the book if I see of those 3 within it. So I'd need to rely on reviews/feedback.

And just because you force yourself to read an old book, doesn't mean it's really any good. It's just OLD, (and therefore classic), and likely admirable because there weren't many writers really loooong ago (compared to now). For instance, obviously I'm one of the few, but Shakespeare is boring. Any "old" book I was forced to read in English was also boring (Beowulf, Brave New World, etc). In fact, they just kept making me fall asleep. I had to actually pick up a book written at least 200 years later to remember why I even liked reading.
Last, this was all my opinion. Too many people on here on making these threads some personal bully playground so they can feel superior. Get over yourselves.

And personal taste is just that, personal taste.
If you are into mysteries, Sherlock Holmes is among the best there is....written over a hundred years ago.
If you like thrillers, Poe is unrivaled.
And there are plenty of "modern" stories that are, in my own personal taste, atrocious. Or just not to my taste, like McCarthy's The Road...I forced myself to read the whole thing, but found it too bare-boned and depressing to enjoy.

A book is a timeless thing and, old or new, the emotions are all the same, since the begining of time: love, hate, envy, jealousy, etc - just the settings, the dresses, the adresses and expressions.



Yeah, the creep factor is defo here - i remember one night i was reading it and suddenly....the shadows of the hall seems to moove - i creepd out of my mind! Kostova gives you the underlying feel that this can happen to you, that Vlad will for sure come to your home and ask you the be his librarian.....creepy!Love it!


I recently read "A Tale of Two Cities" for the first time, only some 35 years after High school, and found it to be a classic in every sense of the word - a superlatively entertaining and engrossing story (whose real hero[ine] turned out to be Charles Darnay's maid)!

Books I absolutely hated, and in hindsight can't believe I wasted time to finish:
Great Gatsby
Dracula
Clockwork Orange
I understand how Great Gatsby is considered "great" from a literary point, but as a book that I'm just trying to enjoy and not critique in a class room, it sucked.

I recently read "A Tale of Two Cities" for the first time, only some 35 years after High school, and found..."
Agreed in every point - the classics are not that just because they were written many years ago: it´s because they present touching stories, whose emotions in them are timeless: envy, greed, love, passion, jealousy, hate - you experience them since the begining of the world. But they are put to you in a manner that you can relate to so many levels that it´s as if the author thought about you while writting them, no matter how much time ago. I remember reading Anna Karenina and i was amaized at how Tolstoy, some 200 years ago brought her to life so vivedly, in a manner that it seemd as if she was alive now and having all of those experiences. And this is the trait of a good book, a classic.

now - talk about books that i hated....i never thought i would be the one to say "i hate a book". i am so in love with books! but there are 2 book out there that i have to say - WHY???
A Manuscript of Ashes - Antonio Munoz Molina
Child's Play - Carmen Posadas
i really wanted to throw the books across the room. A Manuscript of Ashes had extremely long one sentence paragraphs - the premise of the story would have been great - but it was really a nuisance to read those long one sentence paragraphs. Child's Play was also a hard read - although it was a better faster read - none of the characters were likable and i have never read a book where all the characters were unlikable.

I also struggled with The Little stanger. I felt it was trying to be a kind of creepy story that didnt really work, unlike Fingersmith which is amazing and quite eerie