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[Kevin]

i could have kept riding right past work this morning

[Brittomart]

Ugh, I'm irritable and sleepy.

[Félix]

BunWat wrote: "Where IS my other sock!!"

The drier ate it.

[Brittomart]

Great, I got the crappy birth control.

[Félix]

The huh the what?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

The power went out at work WHY? Squirrels???

[Kevin]

there are some scary people at gun shows

[Brittomart]

Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

What is with Angelina Jolie's lips? Are those things even REAL???

[Cosmic Sher]

If my unique perspective & interpretation of the universe is the only reality that I will ever know, then this universe is unique to me and no one else. This should mean that I am ultimately in control of my own universe, and I should be able to change the laws of physics to enable my own brand of creativity.

Then why in the heck can't I make chocolate cake & bacon cheeseburgers good for my health, make the sun shine on rainy days, or find any of the lost socks from the laundry? Just wondering.

[Mary]

I need to learn Italian so I can sing opera in the shower.

[Youndyc]

Do not want to go to brunch this morning.

[[deleted user]]

I need coffee!

[Brittomart]

My mom is praising the Lord rather loudly...

[Pat]

Mary wrote: "I need to learn Italian so I can sing opera in the shower."
I have always preferred operas in languages I cannot understand. Its masks how truly ridiculous most of the stories are.

[Brittomart]

He needs some discipline.

[[deleted user]]

Barb wrote: "*offers Jim a cup from her freshly brewed pot*"

Thanks Barb, it was a short night after a long drive. Coffee was indeed needed.

[[deleted user]]

I love vegemite on toast.

[[deleted user]]

What is lumpy cream of wheat?

[Kevin]

what i miss most about being 25 is not the wild sex, it is the ability to wake up the next morning and not be aching from it

[ms.petra]

LMAO!

[[deleted user]]

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job!

[Brittomart]

UGH does anyone have any ear wax removal? I can't hear out of my left ear...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Birthday cake hangover, ugh!

[Cosmic Sher]

Go Kevin! (And I completely agree)

Britt wrote: "My mom is praising the Lord rather loudly... "
Is she really praising the Lord or swearing a mouthful of obsenities in His name? That's what I usually do.

I dreamt I was "Conversation Girl" on Craig Ferguson last night and got to chat with Julie Andrews. Not sure what that one means.... :|

[Brittomart]

There's a drumming noise inside my head that starts when you're around. Swear that you should hear it, it makes such an almighty sound

[Félix]

Lumpy cream of wheat:

[Brittomart]

They look like grits.

[Cosmic Sher]

Loved Cream of Wheat as a kid with lots of brown sugar. MmmmmmMmmmmMmmmmm...

[Kevin]

bored out of my skull in a hotel in st. louis.

[Félix]

Cardinals not playing?

[Kevin]

nope. cards at NYM for a few days starting tomorrow

[Pat]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "bored out of my skull in a hotel in st. louis."
go here
http://www.citymuseum.org/home.asp

[Cosmic Sher]

I found this cool picture and the title says FICUS. Holy smokes! Could these be the big brothers to our very own little ficus?

[Kristi]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "What is lumpy cream of wheat?"

Lumpy cream of wheat is an acquired taste, and some will never acquire the taste for it. It's when you don't mix the cream of wheat well enough while making it. So you get some lumps, some soupy stuff...I absolutely love it! But I've been labeled as wacky...so...

[Kristi]

Larry wrote: "Lumpy cream of wheat:

"

Now Larry you have to admit that's just a bit bumpy. If you make the cream of wheat in the microwave (pour in cereal and milk, nuke for 3 minutes, then stir in a bit more milk and brown sugar) you will have truly, truly lumpy.

[Félix]

It's true. It was the best picture I could find.

[[deleted user]]

Lumpy cream of wheat doesn’t look appetising. It looks like something you would feed a baby (minus the lumps).

[Félix]

I like the texture for some odd reason.

[Brittomart]

Gasp! Is Larry a baby?

[[deleted user]]

Yep, the photo is of his grandpa.

[Félix]

Yep.

[Sally, la reina]

I like cream of wheat.

[Félix]

It reminds me of home.

[ms.petra]

i put oj in my cream of wheat. yum.

[Félix]

That's just not right.

[Carol]

When I hear the name Clive Owen, I picture Luke Wilson. Sexy?

[[deleted user]]

I miss the mountains.

[Brittomart]

My internet didn't work for 10 minutes.

*freak out*

[Félix]

So it's your Internet?