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[Phil]

I just looked up moka pot too. Coffee snobs here probably already know what it is. Here's a picture for the rest of us.

[Jammies]

My toes itch fiercely.

[evie]

Jammies wrote: "My toes itch fiercely."

Athlete's foot?

[Jammies]

evie wrote: "Jammies wrote: "My toes itch fiercely."

Athlete's foot?"

Overheated foot.

[[deleted user]]

Woohoo!!! I'm much better with brands than Celebs. :)

*fist pumps*

[Chris]

Mmmm.....tastes like radiation!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I always am tempted to drink from mountain streams, but then I don't because of beaver fever. (Giardiasis.)

[evie]

I've had Giardia. Talk about abdominal cramps!

[janine]

Beaver fever sounds like something that will cost one of the guys a trip to the ficus.

[Félix]

Heh Janine.

[Susan]

Is beaver fever anything like cat scratch fever?

[Félix]

[Susan]

That kid clearly has it.

[[deleted user]]

Giving kids candy as a reward for winning a competition in Sunday school does not necessarily foster a friendly, loving atmosphere...

[evie]

janine wrote: "Beaver fever sounds like something that will cost one of the guys a trip to the ficus."

My thoughts too, Janine.

[Phil]

::honks for Oregon State::

Isn't Giardia a host of a cooking show?

[Susan]

[evie]

Really?

[Susan]

Giada.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I wouldn't be surprised if Giada had some kind of....internal or external pest or affliction. I'm just saying.

[Susan]

She definitely has a very large head. Or a very small body.

[[deleted user]]

Small body.

[evie]

She has an evil smile. Could be way too much chilli in what ever is on that fork.

[Susan]

I know I would not accept that bite of food.

[[deleted user]]

I think she's quite sweet. I once made her fennel pot roast with cipollini onions. I wasn't so crazy about it, but our dinner guests were so in love they took all the broth home to make soup as well as the recipe!

[[deleted user]]

I think I might be losing my mind.

[[deleted user]]

If you find it please return.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Amelia wrote: "I think she's quite sweet. I once made her fennel pot roast with cipollini onions. "

You made Giada dinner?

[Susan]

Pretty ballsy.

[[deleted user]]

Sure.

[[deleted user]]

I am wearing a little black dress and stockings today. The stockings have a hole that is currently above the hem line. It is gradually making it's way down my leg. Grrrrrr.

[Phil]

Clear nail polish will help if you have any. It can hold until you get home.

[[deleted user]]

Phil the font of all knowledge. I don't have any nail polish, but thanks for the tip.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Wrap an Ace bandage around it and tell people you sprained your knee at lunchtime.

[[deleted user]]

That could work. Then I could have a miraculous recovery after lunch when I have purchased a new pair.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That's always how I looked playing board games. Bored.

[Félix]

Same here.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Did you have the same braids?

[Félix]

No, mine were much longer.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Phil]

It's either a man with no package or a woman with no breasts.

[evie]

I'd say a man with no package. I think he is compensating with that erect tail.

[Susan]

He is compensating for something.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

This website is kind of fantastic and hilarious. People from every possible country record what they think is the proper pronunciation of any word or name. Here are a Brit, and an American, pronouncing gerontocracy:

http://www.forvo.com/word/gerontocracy/

[Phil]

The Brit's version was much better, especially regarding the second "o."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I know. Foreigners, do not learn to speak English from that woman.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

When I comment at the newspaper sites, people are all, "sir this" and "sir that" and "he" "he" "he". Everyone thinks I am a man. Why do we assume everyone is a man unless they state they are a woman?

Because we've got MALE on the brain.

[Félix]

Maybe you do.

[Phil]

This guy has mail on the brain.