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[Phil]

I used one of those big balls as an office chair for about five years. I still have lousy posture, but the "chair" was kind of fun.

[Jim]

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/11...

Do you think this is the real Bradley Whitford?

[Phil]

Sure, why not. I believe you're the real LG, so anything is possible.

[Félix]

I liked him in West Wing.

[Phil]

So did his assistant.

[Félix]

Phil wrote: "Sure, why not. I believe you're the real LG, so anything is possible."

I don't know. Some days I have my doubts.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I am so tired of tiny dogs. Can we have a resurgence of enormous dogs? Like, dogs as big as horses? Except, I don't want to be the one who steps in their unpickedup shit.

[Cynthia]

Tiny dogs are so Paris Hilton.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Scout]

And this is . . . ?

[Phil]

Apropos of nothing.

[Scout]

Damn. Phil is fast.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Phil]

Roseanne is lookin' good!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"...sitting on the edge of a disused cartway fringed with pussy-clover...."

Old books make me laugh.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Scout]

Harry has nothing on her.

[Cynthia]

Good Lord that woman has the biggest ass ever.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ever?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Some people are so thin skinned.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Jim]

We're all sensitive people with so much to give.

[Scout]

I've noticed that fat people and old people are fair game these days for bullies who, in all other ways, toe the politically-correct line. Why is that?

[Mark]

I'm surprised nobody posted a sumo wrestler, female or otherwise, as a joke during the huge ass off.

[Phil]

What is that guy doing in #2653?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Mark wrote: "I'm surprised nobody posted a sumo wrestler, female or otherwise, as a joke during the huge ass off."

No one wants to see that.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "What is that guy doing in #2653?"

The volleyball player invited him to pat her butt, as is the custom. Apparently he gently swiped or touched her lower back instead.

[evie]

Are those arses real?

[Phil]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Phil wrote: "What is that guy doing in #2653?"

The volleyball player invited him to pat her butt, as is the custom. Apparently he gently swiped or touched her lower back instead."

I played beach ball and never asked anyone to hit my ass.

[Jim]

Phil wrote: "I played beach ball and never asked anyone to hit my ass. "

Opportunity missed!

[Cynthia]

Blurgh. First home ISU football game of the year at 2:30 p.m. Saturday. Not ready for drunken student peeing on the lawn. Maybe I'll load up some water balloons.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

evie wrote: "Are those arses real?"

Who knows?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "What is that guy doing in #2653?"

You do know that's Prezident Bush, right?

[Félix]

Dubya.

[Phil]

I did not know that. It looked like a random drunk guy from the crowd.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That's also GWB in #2654. There he is drunk.

[Jim]

Are you reelin' in the years

[Phil]

Stowin' away the time.

[Cheri]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Phil wrote: "What is that guy doing in #2653?"

You do know that's Prezident Bush, right?"

The girl on the right - in white- looks like she could KICK his ass. Dub looks like the guy that gets beat up at the beach.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Jim]

Beyond the door there's peace, I'm sure

[Félix]

Jim wrote: "Beyond the door there's peace, I'm sure"

Unless the door leads to . . . the other place.

[Jim]

I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me
Or am I even in it's mind at all

[evie]

Twelve.

[Cynthia]

I have new neighbors. Old neighbors had been in the house for 45 years, raised 5 kids there.

New neighbors have a sweet baby boy. Yesterday he fell asleep in my arms. I am so in love.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

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[Cynthia]

Can I bum a cigarette from someone?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Not from me.