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[Cynthia]

evie wrote: "Saturday, on the blackboard at the nursing home.


Belly dancing - 11am Wednesday."

YEAH BABY!

[Denise]

It's a good life if you don't weaken. Still one of my favorite quotes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I just realized I touch my eyebrows like an old man.

[Sally, la reina]

How do you touch old men?

[Sally, la reina]

You stroke them haltingly and with venom?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, and with the back of my thumbnail.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Although, that's not the way Andy Rooney did it.

[Sally, la reina]

I stroke my whiskers like that too. I don't know which I hate more: that I have them, or that I've admitted it to the entire internet.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Andy Rooney did it with the tips of his fingers, pulling the eyebrows outward.

[Sally, la reina]

Why do you know that?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I am extremely intuitive. I know the ways of old men, as well as old women, young women, and young men, and the animals of the forest.

[Sally, la reina]

I was hoping it was because you watched 60 Minutes instead of doing your homework on Sunday nights, like me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, I did that too. But Andy never pulled on his eyebrows when the cameras were rolling.

[Sally, la reina]

That's Mr. Rooney to you.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

And to you as well.

[Félix]

Rooney-toons.

[Cynthia]

Lobstergirl: "I am extremely intuitive. I know the ways of old men, as well as old women, young women, and young men, and the animals of the forest."

And THIS is why I love LG.
Cynthia.

[[deleted user]]

Is LG a god? Or at least a Demi god?

[Cynthia]

I'll never tell, Gail. We've got to have a few secrets around here.

[[deleted user]]

Cynthia! You are in the know? I feel so left out. :(

[Cynthia]

Dearest friend Gail: Don't feel left out! You and I have some secrets that will stay just between us.
Love,
Cynthia

[[deleted user]]

Squee! I won't!

Love Gail.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

AHAHAHAHAAAA.

Jon Stewart called Huffington Post "The Sideboob Gazette."

[Phil]

NEW PAGE!

I love me some Daily Show.

[Sally, la reina]

Phil marks his territory on every new page since April.

[[deleted user]]

Phil has too much time on his hands.

[Sally, la reina]

Phil has a bit of lotion on them too. And some leftover Vic's Vap-o-Rub.

[Félix]

There are worse things to have on your hands.

[Sally, la reina]

Raw chicken juice for one.

[Jim]

Goldfinger

[Phil]

Pullmyfinger.

[[deleted user]]

The average estimated maturity level of males in this group just dropped another notch.

[Phil]

Hey guys, we're at negative six!

[Jammies]

Sally wrote: "Phil marks his territory on every new page since April."

Phil is an Aeslin mouse.

[[deleted user]]

You nailed it Jammies. Although I hope his life expectency is a little longer!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Jim]

And the cradle will rock.

[Cynthia]

Lobstergirl wrote: ""

Is that an adult baby on a plane?

[Phil]

Wouldn't be much fun to pay for first class and end up next to Baby Huey.

[Sally, la reina]

I bet you money that they're on a train and those kids are just posing near the naked sleeping man.

[Sally, la reina]

I have a slightly larger budget for classroom supplies for this year. I'm considering replacing my chairs with balance balls.

http://www.indystar.com/article/20120...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Cynthia wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: ""

Is that an adult baby on a plane?"

It looks more like a bus or a train to me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "I bet you money that they're on a train and those kids are just posing near the naked sleeping man."

The guy could go one row back and sit with that girl if he really wanted to, I'm guessing. They're both cute, would make a nice couple.

Then a few years down the road after they're married they could adopt the adult baby.

[Cynthia]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: ""

Is that an adult baby on a plane?"

It looks more like a bus or a train to me."

Kind of reminds me of the trains in Italy.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "I have a slightly larger budget for classroom supplies for this year. I'm considering replacing my chairs with balance balls.

http://www.indystar.com/article/20120......"

Sure, why not turn your classroom into a giant game of dodge ball?

[Jim]

Ain't no mountain high enough.

[Emily]

Those balance balls are really good for your posture, plus when you get bored you can bounce.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Emily]

Marshmellow house?