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message 2051: by Scout (new)

Scout (goodreadscomscout) | 3597 comments Maybe concentrate on placing the middle of your tongue on the roof of your mouth when you sneeze? Make a ch sound instead of a th sound?


message 2052: by Emily (new)

Emily E (emily_e1) | 1032 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "However, I did learn that you should never suppress a sneeze because sneezes can be up to 100 mph and you can blow an artery or something..."

Apparently if you sneeze without closing your eyes then your eyeballs will pop right out of your head. That's why it's virtually impossible to do ;)


message 2053: by evie (new)

evie (ecie) | 4443 comments Zardoz is in the Tardis wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "Today I sneezed so hard I nearly severed my tongue. It still hurts."

Ah, that must have made your head ring as well. I've sneezed and pissed myself at the same time. Shit ha..."


That's a sniss or a snee.


message 2054: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I wondered why someone outside was sawing logs at 9:30 p.m. and then realized it was my stomach.

HAHAHAHA!


message 2055: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Someone was sawing your stomach at 9:30 p.m.?


message 2056: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments I think her stomach was sawing logs.


message 2057: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Both sound painful.


message 2058: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Ugh, every once in awhile you're on a perfectly innocent site like Wikipedia and you see some horrifying photograph like a dude getting his head sawed off. I don't remember what page this was, thankfully. I can't deal.


message 2059: by Scout (new)

Scout (goodreadscomscout) | 3597 comments I'm going to miss your wizened puss, Lg. Pudding face doesn't suit you.


message 2060: by Jammies (new)

Jammies *peeks out from behind The Ficus*

Is Sallers done flocking around?


message 2061: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod



message 2062: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Flicker?


kogijiki (covered in mud) (kogijiki) | 235 comments Flicking. And if it's like mine around here pounding on our trees and fireplace covers right now.


message 2064: by Jammies (new)

Jammies NO MORE CLUCKING BIRDS!


message 2065: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod



message 2066: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Good birdie.


message 2067: by evie (new)

evie (ecie) | 4443 comments We had chicken for lunch.


message 2068: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod


American troops in the Pacific bathe during a lull in the fighting on the island of Saipan, 1944


message 2069: by Cheri (new)

Cheri | 795 comments What's up with the guys on the left side of the picture?


message 2070: by evie (new)

evie (ecie) | 4443 comments Cheri wrote: "What's up with the guys on the left side of the picture?"

I was thinking the same thing.


message 2071: by Cheri (new)

Cheri | 795 comments He must be washing his hair, don't you think? Or looking for nits?


message 2072: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11841 comments Sure. Nits. That's it.

And the guy on his knees is looking for nits in the other man's pubic hairs.

With his teeth.


message 2073: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Well the important thing is that they're all nude, and young and firm and muscled, but not overmuscled.


message 2074: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I think there might be more than one important thing going on for the young and the muscled.


message 2075: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I think it's important to note that many of these fine young men spilled their blood on random islands across the South Pacific.


message 2076: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11841 comments Jammies wants your brainz!





message 2077: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Félix wrote: "I think it's important to note that many of these fine young men spilled their blood on random islands across the South Pacific."

Very good point, Larry. My grandfather served in the Pacific and lost many friends.

However, on a lighter note, I would like to think that if any of the young men captured in this picture are alive today, they would feel flattered to be ogled by young women generations later. And to remember their younger selves in all their glory.


message 2078: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
to be ogled by young women generations later

And by men.


message 2079: by ~Geektastic~ (new)

 ~Geektastic~ (atroskity) | 3205 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "to be ogled by young women generations later

And by men."


Yes, also men!


message 2080: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Phil wrote: "Jammies wants your brainz!


"


Oh, Phil, how thoughtful--Easter brains! :D


message 2081: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
To base my decision on whether or not to take LSD?

No thanks, LSD bores me. Like most stories about NASA or the Vatican.


message 2082: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I'm perfectly capable of being on a bad trip without LSD.


message 2083: by Lindsey (new)

Lindsey | 16 comments Heheh...you guys are funny..heheh :-)


message 2084: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Zardoz is in the Tardis wrote: "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

I'm having this same dream right now. I think.


message 2085: by evie (new)

evie (ecie) | 4443 comments Performance burping.


message 2086: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I miss the days when the IRS and the state mailed you the big tax booklet with all the forms and the envelope in it.

I'm debating whether to e-file. I don't know....I don't like the idea of a private business/third party entity having all my tax and financial information. I might just mail the damn thing. Didn't you used to be able to fill out the forms on the IRS website and just have them automatically sent? You never actually left the IRS website. Fucking everything has to be outsourced now.


message 2087: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
The world needs cheaper doctor.


message 2088: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
People often think I am male.


message 2089: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Lobstergirl wrote: "People often think I am male."
Even in person?


message 2090: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Oh no, just in comments threads, when I'm using an ungendered moniker.


message 2091: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I've never thought that.


message 2092: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Sally did.


message 2093: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I remember now.


message 2094: by Cheri (new)

Cheri | 795 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "People often think I am male."

Is it the 'girl' part of Lobstergirl that confuses them?


message 2095: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Cheri wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "People often think I am male."

Is it the 'girl' part of Lobstergirl that confuses them?"


No, when I use another name that doesn't contain a suggestion of gender, people assume I'm male.

I do it myself - that is, I sometimes assume gender based on the tone or phrasing of someone's words. And because male is just the default gender, isn't it.


message 2096: by Cheri (new)

Cheri | 795 comments Are your opinions more correct when you are a man?


message 2097: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I'm not actually a man. But, I think people automatically assume a man has something weightier to say.


message 2098: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I don't think he she buys into that Zodiac stuff.


message 2099: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I'm actually not a member of the Zodiac.


message 2100: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The mystery. Yes.


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