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Don't quote me on this because I'll deny it but I enjoy the audition shows. After that it just gets too much to bear, but my wife and daughters are on it like white on rice.

Are we all really supposed to believe there are that many kids out there (to me, anyone under 30 qualifies as a "kid") who are pinning every last hope in life on what amounts to a glorified karaoke contest? There is nothing wrong with dreams. Dreams are good. We all have dreams. Martin Luther King dreamt of racial harmony. Larry Hagman dreamt of Jeannie. I dream of being able to watch "Hockey Night in Canada" and enjoy a sixer of Molson in complete silence at home on Saturday night.

Word to the wise: If you don't win "Idol," the world isn't going to end. When I snap my fingers, move on. You have your entire life yet to spool out in front of you.

[evie]

More coffee.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The few times I watched American Idol, it was only to hear what Simon Cowell had to say. He was the only entertaining thing on there. The songs failed to entertain me.

[evie]

Toss the salad.

[Phil]

evie wrote: "Toss the salad."

Is that a euphemism for self pleasure?

[evie]

Phil wrote: "evie wrote: "Toss the salad."

Is that a euphemism for self pleasure?"

No.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

So excited....I have won $1.5 million from Chief Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri! Don't expect to see me at Applebee's, bitches.

[evie]

Crappy T.V.

[Phil]

Damn! My dog just farted. I think I see an actual cloud!

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

Oh dear, don't light a match!

[Sally, la reina]

ew.

[Jammies]

Phil wrote: "Damn! My dog just farted. I think I see an actual cloud!"

Your dog must be related to Little Miss Piggie Pie! I keep thinking the government is going to confiscate her as a weapopn of mass disgustation.

[evie]

Phil wrote: "Damn! My dog just farted. I think I see an actual cloud!"

Put the dog outside Phil.

[evie]

Cat *chilling with the Doctor* wrote: "Feel free to send me 10g of your riches so I can replace my bathtub and the roof on the house. This damn wind is wreaking havoc on my 20 year old roof and I am as broke as a joke.


Apropos: I twi..."
A suspect roof is scary. How did you sprain the ankle?

[Scout]

Phil wrote: "Damn! My dog just farted. I think I see an actual cloud!"

Haa! There are advantages to having a farting dog, you know:)

[Cheri]

Walter the Farting Dog and Walter The Farting Dog Farts Again solves mysteries.

[evie]

Cat *chilling with the Doctor* wrote: "evie wrote: "A suspect roof is scary. How did you sprain the ankle?"

If one had watched the entire scenario, it probably would've looked like some 'Three Stooges' skit. Long story short, my foot ..."

That sounds painful. I hope you're on the mend.

I did a "three Stooges" in the foyer of of the building where I work. My nose hit the floor, and my glasses slid across the floor too.

[Janice]

Phil wrote: "Damn! My dog just farted. I think I see an actual cloud!"

In the words of James Herriot.. "Speak on oh toothless wonder!"

[evie]

Laundry powder... shit!

[Phil]

Is THAT what yours is made from?

[Youndyc]

Don't know what my problem is this morning, I can barely focus my eyes and my arms are sore like I was working out yesterday. But I can assure you that I did nothing resembling a work out yesterday. I think it's the time change - my whole body is in rebellion.

[Sally, la reina]

sounds like flu

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

I agree with Sally. Take care!

[Youndyc]

Flu? I hope not! I think I was just tired. Feeling much better now. Could possibly use a nap....

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

Naps are very welcome, always!

[Jammies]

Yay naps!

[Phil]

Earlier today (or maybe yesterday) someone had posted a picture of a flucker in a thread other than the weather thread. LG then queried, "Is that the same Flucker?"

I was looking for it now so I could respond, but both posts seem to have disappeared (they don't show up in a search for "flucker").

My response:

"No. It's a 'nother flucker."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't think I asked if it was the same Flucker. I think that may have been Cheri.

[evie]

It was me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was going to say Evie or Cheri.

[evie]

That's two posts that have vanished isn't it ?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes.

[Sally, la reina]

i posted the fluckers. one was in the weather thread.

[Sally, la reina]

Wasn't it Cynthia commenting on its fluckeriness?

[evie]

Could it be a flying flucker?

[Jammies]

HA! That'll teach you to mess with my mama, weasel!

[evie]

Well if it's raining I can't. Yippee!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

*tea through nose laughing so hard*

[Félix]

YEEhah.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't know. I just found it in a random search. I think I was searching for fat men in golf shirts, or something. Can't remember.

[janine]

Fat men in golf shirts? Why?

[Sally, la reina]

Lg is horny.

[Jammies]

"First-class quality, safety and stability, cost-effective
Equipped with a flat type duck mouth suck a head, big suction, corner, between the seam dust can also a suction and light"

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No, I am not horny for fat men in golf shirts. I wanted to post a picture in a thread but I can't remember which thread or why.

[Sally, la reina]

Is it because you like to stroke their rotund middles and the golf shirt is nice and smooth, Lobstergirl? IS that what you like?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Which of these implements would you like to be beaten with?

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

A spanking, a spanking!!! After Sally we all deserve a spanking!!!

[Phil]

kogijiki (covered in mud) wrote: "A spanking, a spanking!!! After Sally we all deserve a spanking!!!"

And then...

the oral sex!

[Jammies]

Phil, from a lobster?

kogi, I know what happens when someone tries to give you a spanking. ;) lol