Apropos to Nothing >> the land of Susynthia Showing 1,701-1,750 of 2,666

[Phil]

Has the "friend" spot already been filled?

[Phil]

::waits by the phone in case friend spot opens up::

[Félix]

**claims dibs on second round choice**

[Angela~twistedmind~]

::tries to pout while choking through a coughing fit because the only thing she did this weekend was get a flu shot and then promptly get the flu.::
Dammit.


Still, I am hoping you have an awesomely ass kickin' time, Barb.

[Cynthia]

Angela: From what I've been told, Flu shots take about a week to kick in. I am guessing your flu was picked up some time before you got your shot.

Sorry you're sick, honey.

[Jim]

Barb wrote: "Phil and Larry Felix need to book a man-spa weekend together."

How do we know they already haven't?

[Félix]

I'll never tell.

[Angela~twistedmind~]

You can still get duct tape in plain old silver? Will wonders never cease. Since it's become such a fashion statement with the kids, I rarely ever see plain old silver duct tape.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I am just astonished at the hardcore pornographic images that come up after the most innocuous google searches. I mean REALLY !!!

[[deleted user]]

Maybe it is your subconscious desires coming through LG. I never get h.p. images when I Google.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Do you have safe search on because you have kids?

[[deleted user]]

no

edit: maybe i do, as i do most of my google searchs at work.

[Jammies]

Lobstergirl wrote: "I am just astonished at the hardcore pornographic images that come up after the most innocuous google searches. I mean REALLY !!!"

I don't think "Hoovers and handcuffs" qualifies as innocuous...

[janine]

I once though sitcoms were called that way because they're about people sitting, as opposed to the action/police procedural/detective genre for example, which is about people being out and doing stuff.

[Félix]

You did not.

[janine]

Are you calling me a liar?

[Phil]

Are your pants on fire?

[janine]

No.

[Félix]

I was just jabbing at you, Dutch.

[Jonathan]

Dutch jabber.

[Jim]

Jabber wocky!

[Jonathan]

Walkie talkie?

[Phil]

Ticky-tacky.

[Félix]

Give a dog a bone.

[Sally, la reina]

I just marked seventeen pages of unread topics as read. As sure as I clicked Yes on "are you sure" I was sorry.

[Félix]

I do that more times than I care to think about.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I think moderators have to read every post.

[Félix]

Boy now I'm reeeeaaaaally glad I'm not one.

[Félix]

Exactly.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Well, there are eight moderators. Maybe if they divide up all the reading between them.

[Félix]

I don't believe there are any rules about this.

[Phil]

I read every post.

I suppose that means I have a sad, sorry little life. Or maybe I just read fast.

[Sally, la reina]

That's why I made Barb a mod. She's my reading deputy.

[Félix]

I'm feeling strangely tense and unsettled. Seeing way too many red numbers next to thread titles makes it worse. I must do it now to get relief. No! You can't make me read them. You just can't!

[Sally, la reina]

I'm creeped out.

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "I'm creeped out."

about?

[Sally, la reina]

Larry feeling tense and unsettled. I dunno.

[[deleted user]]

I find the red number comforting. It means when I'm bore there is always a source of entertainment sitting there waiting to be unlocked.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Beta, you're never a bore.

[Félix]

And we don't allow Beta blockers, either.

[[deleted user]]

Ha it was supposed to be 'bored'...it was 2am when I made that post. My typing and editing skills fly out the window at that time of the morning.

[Félix]

Close the window.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

She needs the windows open - summer is arriving.

[Félix]

Such a dilemma.

[Sally, la reina]

speaking of poop (we weren't, but this is the apropos To nothing thread) I like to give Leah dried fruit. It absorbs water in her belly but is often un-broken down so it comes out whole and inflated. Hilarious. Craisins are our favorite.

[Félix]

Our favorite. I like that.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Does she not have enough digestive juices? I'm not sure we're supposed to have giant Craisins in our poo.

::Craisin-free::

[[deleted user]]

I don't recall undigested fruit with my kids. In my case blueberrys made the most memorable nappies to change.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Mmmmm.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Last night I went out with a stepladder to bring my geranium in (although turns out I didn't need to as they can withstand temps of 25F). I heard something scruffing around close by and I thought, WTF? Is there someone hanging around here at 12:30 a.m.? I looked over and saw a raccoon eating a bunch of grapes. This raccoon was not afraid of me at all. After I'd gotten down off the ladder and gone back inside, it came over to my door and hung out there for awhile. Eating something else, I don't know what.