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[Michele]

I enjoy oatmeal in the winter with real maple syrup or alfalfa honey or applesauce (try making it with cider instead of water).

[Jim]

I'll try to send some warmer weather your way Barb, but it might contain rain too.

[Jim]

You know its bad when you can't even give it away.

[Cynthia]

TWSS.

[Félix]

Talking with Sally soothes?

[Cynthia]

Yep. Very soothing. No, I was referencing "You know it's bad when you can't even give it away."

Did I do it wrong?

[Félix]

No I was being obtuse. It's what I do.

[Phoenix]

You didn't do it wrong, Cynthia. Larry was just making a funny.

[Cynthia]

Whew. I was nervous.

[Félix]

Barb wrote: "Monkeys make me nervous too sometimes."

As it should be. They keep you on your toes.

[Cynthia]

When they aren't picking small bugs from their fur.

[Félix]

[Sally, la reina]

Larry can't respond because his mouth is too full of bugs?

[Félix]

*uses floss*

[Jim]

On your teeth Larry, it's for your teeth.

[Sally, la reina]

::passes Jim a bowl of congratulatory Chex Mix::

[Jim]

Ooooh excellent, thanks Sallers.

[Sally, la reina]

Coors?

[Jim]

Yes, thanks.

[ms.petra]

Jim, I hope you have the game on.

[Sally, la reina]

euphemism?

[Jim]

ms.petra wrote: "Jim, I hope you have the game on."

I do, but I'm not that enamored with the current score. Maybe we can get to your bullpen.

[ms.petra]

maybe..
Jim, I think you would look good in purple!

[[deleted user]]

He looks better in Blue. :)

[Jim]

Maybe as a secondary color, I must keep the faith, I must keep the faith, I must keep the faith...

[ms.petra]

Jim is a silver fox and would look good in any of those royal colors. :)

[Jim]

Now I have no clue who Petra is talking about.

[[deleted user]]

What colour are the Cubs?

::I am not here, I am not here::

[ms.petra]

and modest, too!

[Jim]

Gail «Cyborg» wrote: "What colour are the Cubs?

::I am not here, I am not here::"

They are blue with red.

Nope, can't see ya.

[ms.petra]

I don't want to go to work today.....
yesterday was so much better.

[Félix]

Don't go Petra. I'll write you a note.

[Jammies]

Larry wrote: "Don't go Petra. I'll write you a note."

Where's my note and why am I at work?

[Félix]

You gotta ask. I'm not a mind reader, ya know.

[Michele]

I am finally getting more comfortable with my NOOK. but the KINDLE has more public domain books you can download for free. My Kindle has become my classics book and the NOOK my modern books and library ebooks. I still find the Kindle easier to use and it seems to have a larger shop list. but I am enjoying the NOOK now that I am figuring out how to use it.

[Janice]

Oh where oh where did my cell phone go? I heard it beep, but I can't find it. Damn thing must have sprouted legs and wandered off.

[Janice]

Found it! I grabbed the house phone and dialed my number. My recliner started singing "I want to do bad things to you." Somehow, the phone had worked it's way into the backing of the chair.

[Félix]

You really have to keep an eye on them.

[Jammies]

It is way? :p

[Jim]

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[[deleted user]]

Now that is a comb-over. (a very scary one)

[Michele]

looks like a rug.

[Jim]

Holy hairpiece Batman

[~Geektastic~]

Michele wrote: "looks like a rug."

Or an old, matted shag carpet from the 70's.

[Janice]

That's a serious case of bed head.

[Félix]

He's a proverbial piece of work, that guy.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I just opened one of the Palin emails at random and there's someone (not her) referring to someone as "Vajayjay."

[Janice]

Who turned the tap on to my sinuses?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Pollen count must be through the roof today. I can't stop sneezing. Hm, it seems to be at moderate/low. I don't believe it. Liars.