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[Carol]

I met a dog at the vet's that was going to be put down. I'm still sad.

[Félix]

Aw Carol. No.

[Brittomart]

Mine aren't working either, boo. I don't really mind 'cause I always have a TC tab up, but I don't want to get a flood of them at once, which is what usually happens.

[[deleted user]]

My Words With Friends is not sending me push notifications! Grrrrrrr.

Kev, I thought you were the slacker! Sorry.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The nice thing about jeans full of holes is you can scratch yourself more easily.

[Jim]

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

[[deleted user]]

When the pie was opened the birds began to sing: Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

[Jim]

Are you reeling in the years?

[[deleted user]]

Forgot my phone today...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Barb wrote: "I heard Steely Dan on the radio this morning, and thought of Jackie."

That's awesome, Barb! Sounds like a good start to your day. :)

[janine]

Lobstergirl wrote: "The nice thing about jeans full of holes is you can scratch yourself more easily."

you could cut a hole in your pocket lining for discreet scratching.

[Félix]

Then what about discreet finger sniffing?

[janine]

you shouldn't talk about it.

[Mark]

stephanie clarisse wrote: "my crazy notifications are still way, way, way off. confusing the hell out of me. goodness."

It's the same with mine... they keep telling me there are new comments... but when I click on them it's the same one as before.

[Félix]

They stink, those turds.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Larry wrote: "Then what about discreet finger sniffing?"

LARRY, GROSS.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I love the way my hair smells after I've walked a mile.

[Phil]

stephanie clarisse wrote: "I want to love the way your hair smells after you've walked a mile."

You can enjoy it with a nice chianti.

[Félix]

Holy crap.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

I know someone she was snooping on my work computer.

[Brittomart]

Is this happening to anyone else? When I refresh my goodreads homepage, usually it defaults to showing like, my groups. But now it keeps going back to the update tab, and...it's...minor, but...yeah.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, that's happening to me too.
Are the notifications still screwed up?

[Sally, la reina]

Sweeter just walked by my computer and said with thick disdain:
"I can't believe there is still a general fuckery board. So crude."

Crude!

[Cynthia]

We are many things Sally, but never are we crude.

[Phoenix]

Psh! Our general fuckery board is totally refined!

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

*Snicker*

[[deleted user]]

Ouch, I'm sorry :(

[Brittomart]

pfffffffffffffffft! gah!

ugh.

[janine]

that belongs in the TLI thread.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I hate this underwear and the minute it comes off, it's going into the garbage.

[Jammies]

Sixteen minutes until I'm done with work.

[Félix]

Jammies wrote: "Sixteen minutes until I'm done with work."

But who's counting?

[Jim]

Jammies wrote: "Sixteen minutes until I'm done with work."

Salt...open wound.

[Sally, la reina]

**shields wound from salt**

I love my new title! Love it! Love. it.

[Félix]

It's a very good one.

[Kevin]

sometimes when it seems like everything sucks i realize i am grossly over-reacting to being out of my fav cereal

[Jim]

There's always ice cream Kev.

[janine]

how you know you're working at the right place: there's an oatmeal poster on the wall of the printing shack.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

janine wrote: "how you know you're working at the right place: there's an oatmeal poster on the wall of the printing shack."

This sentence confuses me.

[Félix]

I have never seen an oatmeal poster.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Myles wrote: "Read Bret Easton Ellis' twitter feed, huh."

It's funny.

[Phil]

Is Sally still itching?

[Jammies]

Larry wrote: "I have never seen an oatmeal poster."

Larry, where I work, we have vintage oatmeal posters AND vintage train posters. :D

[Félix]

Shut up! What are the odds?

[Félix]

[Jammies]

Larry wrote: "Shut up! What are the odds?"

Pretty high, since I work in a renovated Quaker Oats mill that was served by its own train station.

[Félix]

Oh yeah I guess so.

[Sally, la reina]

I like it when Larry says Shut Up.

[Jammies]

Cute monkey when he does that!

Larry, you should come visit, it's neat.

[Félix]

I'd like to!