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Jul 11, 2010 07:56AM
No church this morning...I feel devilish.
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Someone stole my bike! And I don't even know when it happened.
Oh, that sucks, YC. I'm sorry. I once had my bike's front wheel stolen in front of Chicago's Art Institute. I looked like a jackass carrying half a bike home on the bus. From where was your bike stolen?
Thanks RAIt was stolen from my garage! It's unbelievable. Actually, it's totally believable, but sad. I am ALWAYS home if the garage door is up, so somebody did that while I was here.
Sigh.
Not that I rode it much, but I really intended to.
Oh, that sucks, Youndy. I had my bike stolen when I was in college. No, I hadn't locked it up like I should have. What did a thief want with just a front wheel, I wonder, RA?
When I see a sign that says Soft Shoulder i think of Connie Chung
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "When I see a sign that says Soft Shoulder i think of Connie Chung"
We need a list of 500 things that Kevin would do to be with Connie Chung.
1. Learn Guatemalan so that he can swear at the next person that cuts him off in traffic in Guatemalan.
We need a list of 500 things that Kevin would do to be with Connie Chung.
1. Learn Guatemalan so that he can swear at the next person that cuts him off in traffic in Guatemalan.
"usted conduce como mi abuela. aye aye aye!!!"
Downright chilly today. But it's garbage day. A brand new slate.
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No one's gonna find you when you're hiding in the dark.
I don't understand teenagers...NOT.AT.ALL.
One AUD buys 0.9279 CAD today.
So much pollen, I'm not allergic, but I still have a neadache.
Wondering what a neadache feels like, maybe Jackie will explain. ;)
Hee. Either I'm a cockney today, or it's a headache when you're feeling bleary from an overdose of pollen and don't notice typos, Alecia.
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What song is that from? OK Go?
It's not true though...they always find me, even in the dark...my children are relentless! And I love typos, sometimes they make the most amusing words.
Are there any Black Comedy podcasts?
i had a thought yesterday, but it disappeared.
hate it when that happenswait.... what?
Why do I pick up when my dad calls?
Pollen! So much pollen!
The cookies are all gone! Now what?
UGH. God, did you want me to be a girl or a boy? Sometimes, I dunno.
If I learned anything at Wal-Mart, it's that a lot more people get enemas than I ever realized.
How did you learn that at Walmart? Did you work there?
Yeah, once upon a time. Every other customer bought enema kits. A lot of couples, too.Hmm...
Evergreen trees lose a lot of leaves in summer, most of which end up in my pool for some odd reason.
i wish i had an extra pair of feet to rotate out with on the mornings after a double header
Barb wrote: "Is it Friday yet?"
It is for me :-)
It is for me :-)
Spoiler alert!The Grapes of Wrath ends with Rose of Sharon breastfeeding a starving 50-something-year-old man...what the fuck?
i love ice cream to the point of where it is becoming a problem. i am considering robbing Scoops
first 'shake yo ass', now 'contagious'? someone please tell me what's wrong with my neighbours.
Please, not "Contagious" as in that Isley Bros song from like, 2001?
I should feel like a bad daughter right now...but I don't.
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