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[Jammies]

No, no, no, I'm not one of those trolls, Amelia, I'm a ninja sock zombie who can growl and roar and lives under a bridge moonlighting as a troll.

[[deleted user]]

Oh.

Ninja sock zombies don't have fun hair?

[Jammies]

Amelia wrote: "Oh.

Ninja sock zombies don't have fun hair?"

Nope, we have horns.

[Sally, la reina]

Bald sock zombies?

[Phoenix]

No, horney sock zombies, silly!

[[deleted user]]

Alecia wrote: "No, horney sock zombies, silly!"

Perhaps we should give Jammies some privacy then.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It seems like the older microwave ovens did popcorn a lot better than the newer ones.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm covered with itchy bumps. Serious worries about bed bugs, but I think it is just stress.

[Jim]

Gee, I hope that it is neither, maybe a reaction to your laundry detergent.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Sally wrote: "I'm covered with itchy bumps. Serious worries about bed bugs, but I think it is just stress."

I've had that happen to me, too, Sally. You okay?
:::hugs:::

[[deleted user]]

Sally wrote: "I'm covered with itchy bumps. Serious worries about bed bugs, but I think it is just stress."

Did you change laundry soap? Try washing your clothes in Tide Free and Clear. I got that from Laundry soap.

Are they little spots or bigger like mosquito bites?

Put Caladryl Clear on it, it helps and isn't pink!

[Sally, la reina]

I'm just worried about the job offers that are supposed to come rolling in next week. Lots of different scenarios for the future unfolding in the week ahead.

[Sally, la reina]

I did, Amelia, I bought All Free and Clear and I've actually read things about a terrible chemical they use that makes clothes actually glow under florescent lights.

The only place you can buy it without said chemical is military bases, or so the internet tells me.

[[deleted user]]

Even if you haven't been allergic to your laundry soap in the past and have used it for years you can 'develop' allergies to things like that.

NCR paper makes me break out in blisters! Took a year at my old job shuffling it around before I developed the allergy. Even my check duplicates make me itch.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Sally wrote: "I'm just worried about the job offers that are supposed to come rolling in next week. Lots of different scenarios for the future unfolding in the week ahead."

Whew, exciting and stressful, yes, I can see that, Sally. It'll be okay. I'll be thinking about you, sweetie.

[janine]

i hope next week brings you an awesome job, sally.

[[deleted user]]

janine wrote: "i hope next week brings you an awesome job, sally."

Second that!

[Félix]

Third!

[Jonathan]

Fifth--no! Fourth!

[Jim]

I'll plead the fifth.

[Félix]

Go fourth and sin no more.

[[deleted user]]

That's what Father said to me this morning when I dropped the f-bomb at the school assembly.

[janine]

male butt cleavage. in church.

[Janice]

janine wrote: "male butt cleavage. in church."

Ewwwwww!

[Félix]

:o

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

janine wrote: "male butt cleavage. in church."

God's punishment to the rest of the congregation, perhaps?

[[deleted user]]

Are there any decent variations of Aperol Spritz?

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

eeewwwww

Hope you put some good perfume spray on.

[Sally, la reina]

I didn't get one job. :*(

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "I didn't get one job. :*("

That's because it wasn't perfect for you. You WILL get the one that'll be the perfect fit for you. I just know it, Sally! You WILL!!!

:D

[Phoenix]

I'm sorry, Sally. It is definitely their loss.

[Jonathan]

Sorry, Sally. Didn't you say you've got multiple applications you'll be hearing about this week? I hope one comes through and that it's one you really want.

[Phil]

Sally wrote: "I didn't get one job. :*("

Fuckers.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Well, damn it. I'm sorry, Sally. :(
What Heidi said.

[Jim]

Sorry Sally, stay positive.

[Félix]

The right one will come along.

[ms.petra]

Sally,
check this out:
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/0...

(skip this part - No overachievers need apply.)

[Carol]

The perfect job is still waiting for you, Sally!

[Jammies]

Sally, it is definitely their loss!

[Brittomart]

There was an armed robbery in one of the dorms THIS MORNING on my campus, and like, I just found out about it.

[janine]

i'm sorry about that sally. too bad for them they didn't see how awesome you are.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Phil wrote: "Sally wrote: "I didn't get one job. :*("

Fuckers."

Couldn't have said it better.

[[deleted user]]

Patchouli is it's own stench...to me.

Sorry Sallers!! The right one is out there.

[Félix]

Shit?

[Sally, la reina]

I like it too.

[Jim]

stephanie clarisse wrote: "is it really too much to ask for a fucking plumber to show up on time? or even in the same day? ugh."

Without a call, I would consider that pretty unprofessional. It doesn't take much effort to make a call to let you know that they ran into problems, and will be late or not make it.

[Brittomart]

Why is everyone complaining about being hit on? I want to be hit on!

[[deleted user]]

It's not always a good thing, Britt.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Me, too, Britt! :)

[Félix]

Bastard.