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[Sarah]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "grammy's fashion report: nicki minaj looks like a hooker from bedrock"

Ha!

[[deleted user]]

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "What happened to Gawker? It looks like a 5 year old redesigned it."

It's the same redesign that is afflicting io9 and probably jezebel too. It's really irritating."

Ah, there seems to be a site that still has the old format up. Is the ca for Canadian?

http://ca.gawker.com/

[Jonathan]

Thanks for that link, LG. I like Gawker, but the new layout is so cumbersome that I haven't been visiting the site very much this past week.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I know, I had quit it for good. I could not get the f*ing back button to work. I could never get back to the main page.

[[deleted user]]

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant can be considered an insult.

[Brittomart]

This is one of those "you can't tell me I don't look good" days.

[Phil]

[[deleted user]]

i have a horrible headache from spending all day working on the computer.

[Kevin]

i feel more cosmopolitan when i call my sleeping bag a duvet

[Félix]

Cosmo Kev.

[Brittomart]

TC is distracting me today

[Sarah]

I just said "EIGHT INCHES?" a little too loudly when I read the new snow forecast.

[Sally, la reina]

**chortle**

[Jim]

::guffaw::

[Kevin]

i think my dog really can talk but she is just being stubborn

[Sarah]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i think my dog really can talk but she is just being stubborn"

Or she does talk and she just thinks people are silly for not being able to speak her language.

[Jim]

Tired is as tired does!

[Brittomart]

Nope.

[Jim]

Barb wrote: "I still think of sex when I see this thread title."

I'll let your husband know so that he can get a sign printed :-)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Google "moderate safe search" still manages to bring up pictures of penis.

[Sally, la reina]

What? Why does this title make you think of sex?
Behind? Underneath? ooooooooooh.

Barb's kinky!

[Brittomart]

Britt-Britt is a happy happy girl.

[Brittomart]

la la la la lalala

I feel like shopping for pretty clothes.

[Brittomart]

Nothing's up, I just feel...happier than I have in months.

[Sarah]

No matter how many toys I buy my dog, the thing he gets most excited about in the world is a plastic coke bottle. It makes noise, he can throw it for himself, it's easy to carry, and it apparently has good toothfeel. Sigh.

[Félix]

Rainy day in Texas.

[janine]

Sarah Pi wrote: "No matter how many toys I buy my dog, the thing he gets most excited about in the world is a plastic coke bottle. It makes noise, he can throw it for himself, it's easy to carry, and it apparently has good toothfeel. Sigh. "

be glad you don't have to buy him ridiculously expensive toys to keep him happy. and kids are the same way :)

[[deleted user]]

Reduced fat Pop Tarts are not as good...

[Sarah]

I'm not sure there's anything left in my head but snot and sinus pressure. It may explode at any moment. I should be wearing a helmet.

[Jim]

Sarah Pi wrote: "I'm not sure there's anything left in my head but snot and sinus pressure. It may explode at any moment. I should be wearing a helmet."

::makes note to stay away until I am sure snot explosion won't happen::

[Félix]

Snot pretty.

[Sarah]

Sweet of you to say so.

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "Avoid Jammies if you're going to wear a helmut.
Feel better soon."

Or a Gunther.

[Sarah]

Maybe I'm supposed to be wearing a Helmut.

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "uh ... Canadian spelling ... ? ..."

Uh-huh.

Sarah, I think you'd probably be pretty safe from zombies if you wore the last one--it looks like all high-density plastic.

[Sarah]

But it doesn't protect the brain. What use is an anti-zombie suit without a brain protector? Helmetless helmut. Ptui.

[Jammies]

Sarah Pi wrote: "But it doesn't protect the brain. What use is an anti-zombie suit without a brain protector? Helmetless helmut. Ptui."

Drat, you weren't supposed to notice that...

[[deleted user]]

I am on the wagon at the moment. I'm always just a little bit on edge when not drinking.

[Jim]

You don't seem edgy here, but good luck not drinking for however long you want.

[Sally, la reina]

Um, adblocker? Chrome?

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

AAAAHHHHHH!

Arn't Friday's at work suppose to be calmer?

[Sally, la reina]

(((((ooooooo w r i t h e s ooooooo)))))

[Jim]

Oh yay, writhing Sally is back!

[Jammies]

Sally wrote: "(((((ooooooo w r i t h e s ooooooo)))))"

*puts a chocolate-covered pretzel between Sally's teeth so she doesn't bite her tongue*

*does a little writhing myself*

[Sally, la reina]

>>noshes pretzel, opens mouth for more<<

[Jammies]

*thinks Sally looks like a baby bird*

*hands over last pretzel*

[Sally, la reina]

::chirps::

[Sally, la reina]

I nominate Heidi for that role. Isn't she the secretary of sass?

[Jim]

Wow, what a momentous day our 1000th victum, and Lizzy's first writhe.