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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Who can find this damn thread when it's filed under "Delightful"?

Anyways, I feel totally utterly crippled when Wikipedia is down. Is this Julian Assange's doing?

[Michele]

my head hurts but I can still see the keyboard. And I can still read (no aura with this headache).

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Damn Tick! I have to wash my sheets today

[Brittomart]

I went to bed with the feeling, "He wants me, why doesn't he just admit it?" I woke up with the feeling, "Wait, no, he doesn't."

[janine]

what did i do today? i visited the library website and learned scrabble was invented by alfred mosher butts.

[Phil]

Did you know that the flush toilet was not invented by Thomas Crapper?

[Jonathan]

Time well spent, Janine.

[Sally, la reina]

I took Leah for a walk but it was too windy for our wool blanket tent so we came home.

[Cosmic Sher]

Was all set to go to the Library today because Jessi has school off for MLK day. Didn't realize this also means the library is closed. Big Bummer. Stoopid holidays. :\

[Sally, la reina]

I went to the mailbox twice bfore I remembered the holiday.

[Kevin]

yo mama's so fat she probably downloads cheat codes for wii fitness

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I remember reading years ago that Troy Aikman said he would go online anonymously and post stuff in chat groups. Makes me wonder who is online anonymously in TC. Bernie Kosar? Barbara Mikulski?

[[deleted user]]

I now feel like part of the furniture in TC. Goodreads has listed The Ficus as a friend suggestion.

::hugs The Ficus, wipes leaves, provides nice nourishing drink::

[The Ficus]

::feels fondness for Gail "cyborg"::

::rustles pleasantly::

[Jammies]

*is touched by the Gail-Ficus friendship*

*sniffles*

[Jim]

::Hands hanky to Jammies::

[Jammies]

*blooooooooooooooort*

Thank you.

*hands hankie back*

[Brittomart]

I saw that "Larry" requested a book from me. I read his message, and he said he was so happy to find a hardcover copy of the book, and then I was really disappointed because I don't know why it's listed as hardcover. So I started off the message with "my favourite Larry," and then I was like, "wait, I should check if this is the Larry I'm thinking about." It wasn't. It was some creepy-looking guy from VA, so I was just like, "ummm sorry dude, wrong version."

[Jonathan]

Not all Larries are alike, unfortunately.

[Sally, la reina]

Ha. I bet creepy VA dude would have been stoked to be your "favourite."

[Félix]

[Félix]

Eat, drink, and beat Larry.

[Phil]

So why aren't they beating Larry?

[Félix]

I couldn't find a picture where they were.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

How is it that ELENA KAGAN is called in for jury duty and I never am?

[Sally, la reina]

Who?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

You did not just say that.

[Brittomart]

I need a laugh.

[Jonathan]

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man calls the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you've been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away..."

[Brittomart]

Haha. that's cute, I like it.

[ms.petra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtDpG...
she wasn't hurt, so we can laugh. :)

[Jonathan]

Embarrassing...

[ms.petra]

I know. I heard on the radio today she lawyered up and wants to sue the mall! Uh, you can't sue someone for your own stupidity... can you?

[Brittomart]

Sue the mall? For what? That was clearly her fault.

[Jonathan]

Might be able to sue. Probably won't win, though.

[ms.petra]

I will have to do a search to find it... I only half heard it while working.
do we have a viral video thread? that would be fun.

[Jonathan]

Southern Fried Britt wrote: "Sue the mall? For what? That was clearly her fault."

It wouldn't be nearly so crazy as this lawsuit:

http://gawker.com/5739329/guy-sues-la...

(Forewarned: the subject is a little risqué.)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The basis of the lawsuit is that no mall security came to her aid (how could they? seemed like it happened pretty fast and she was up and gone), and that someone viewing the security tape made a cellphone video and then made the video public.

[ms.petra]

thanks, LG. I knew someone would come to my rescue. wasn't there a security guard at the end of the video that asked her if she was ok?

[ms.petra]

Jonathan wrote: "Southern Fried Britt wrote: "Sue the mall? For what? That was clearly her fault."

It wouldn't be nearly so crazy as this lawsuit:

http://gawker.com/5739329/guy-sues-la......"

what happens in Vegas, should stay in Vegas!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

ms.petra wrote: "thanks, LG. I knew someone would come to my rescue. wasn't there a security guard at the end of the video that asked her if she was ok?"

Not sure - there were so many people streaming in and out of the scene.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Jonathan wrote: "It wouldn't be nearly so crazy as this lawsuit:

http://gawker.com/5739329/guy-sues-la......"

Baffling.

[ms.petra]

I think her biggest injury was to her pride.

[Jonathan]

ms.petra wrote: "what happens in Vegas, should stay in Vegas! "

Yes. I agree.

[[deleted user]]

You should have someone go around suing people for wasting valuable court time, or better still sue the solicitors who take on these stupid cases.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Even before the invention of texting, I saw a woman jabbering on a cellphone get hit in the head by one of those parking garage security arms. Pay attention, people!

[Jim]

Is this Larry, and his brothers?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Top 6 google searches for "are you supposed to:"

shave your pubic area
eat pomegranate seeds
sleep with your bra on
wear socks with Uggs
tip furniture delivery men
pop blisters

[Mary]

I loathe the sound of someone eating an apple.

[Phil]

What's the answer for the furniture delivery?