Apropos to Nothing >> the land of Susynthia Showing 51-100 of 2,666

[Lori]

I have to poop. Be back soon.

[Heidi]

::sings::

I got fiiive on it...

[Félix]

[Sally, la reina]

Breastmilk is ridiculously sticky.

[Brittomart]

God doesn't want me to be a pretty girl.

[Cosmic Sher]

I dreamt about controlling vicious lions last night... I grabbed them by the lip and twisted!

[Phil]

::hopes Lori had success::

[Kevin]

Right here. Not here or here so much. Right here.

[ms.petra]

why do all the really nice guys already have boyfriends?

[[deleted user]]

Is there really intelligent life out there?

[Heidi]

ms.petra wrote: "why do all the really nice guys already have boyfriends?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Umm, it's funny because it's true.

[Lori]

Why shower just to get all sweaty again?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

What rhymes with current?

[Phoenix]

Why get all sweaty just to shower again?

[Kevin]

I wonder what being tasered feels like?

[janine]

i want another shower.

[Brittomart]

I miss him.

[Heidi]

ORANGE KITCHEN APPLIANCES!!! :D

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

91 outside, freezing inside. A/C, bah!

[Sally, la reina]

so thirsty...assgrowin.

[[deleted user]]

The exchange rate between the AUD & the USD is 0.8456 today.

[Félix]

Sold.

[janine]

pistachios!

[[deleted user]]

sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere

[RandomAnthony]

Brazilian Tanager

[Sally, la reina]

I don't like where this has turned.

[RandomAnthony]

Uchon

[Sally, la reina]

Udon noodles are better than soba.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Need more oatmeal.

[Brittomart]

Is this flat?

[Phoenix]

I am giddy with sleep deprivation.

[Sally, la reina]

fffffffun times

[janine]

i'm confused: is that a lot of sweat, the water i poured over myself, or very humid air that has decided to materialise on my skin?

[Brittomart]

I'm 19; I can stay in the house all night alone, Mom.

[Sally, la reina]

come home and let your dog in, dear neighbor

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

El Caminos are travesties. Not cars, not trucks. Their They're cucks.

Sorry, Sally!

[Sally, la reina]

:suppresses::

[Phoenix]

I have a kitten permanently attatched to me.

[Phoenix]

Kitten claws are painful.

[Phil]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "apropos OF nothing?"

[Brittomart]

Grammar Police!

[ms.petra]

pesto

[Mary]

heh heh, me too.

I hate ticks.

[Kevin]

is it i before e except after c?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Mushrooms = rooms of mush?

[Sally, la reina]

It is important for the momma to eat in order to feed the baby.

[Kevin]

a saturday with nothing planned is the best

[RandomAnthony]

Big Horn

[Zen]

continuous confusion rules my mind

[RandomAnthony]

Gaspard I de Coligny