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message 1: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
In a highly scientific experiement, Sally wanted to see if the picture of RA's feet was in fact what murdered the toenail polish thread. So she posted the same picture in 15 other threads, with a healthy sampling of sports threads to be completely scientific about it.
Indeed, infact, it was RA's feet that kills threads, as all the others promply died too once people discovered that reading threads in TC meant looking at his giant, long toed, bloody feet.


message 2: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments do you have any thread revival pictures?


message 3: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Jul 01, 2010 10:25AM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments Maybe what we need is a different set of feet to REVIVE the threads. Some attractive, nonbloody feet, on, say, a pretty rag rug...




message 4: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments whew...i thought those were sally's hooves


message 5: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca White (rebecca_white) | 1027 comments As Tom Jones would say, "it's not unusual."
(for the 2nd toe to be longer,that is)


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments Don't most people have feet with the index toe longer than the big toe, Barb?

Quick, everyone, check out your toes!


message 7: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments sally is a stone cold killa


message 8: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i think my index toe en big toe are the same lenght. they're both long.


message 9: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments all my toes are the same length. shoes are hard to find but on the plus side i can really climb barefoot exceptionally well


message 10: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments This might be my favorite thread ever.


message 11: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments are those your hooves RA?


message 12: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments nope. never once breached that one. here is the way i roll. if i don't get in early on a thread i usually just leave it alone


message 13: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Did Kevin just mistake Jackie's feet for mine? If he did, this is definitely my favorite thread ever.


message 14: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments no, i meant the ones that looked like you ran the weed eater in them barefoot


message 15: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i def don't want to get involved in THAT topic


message 16: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Maybe it would help to photoshop RA's feet onto the cute colorful rag rug?


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

Heidi wrote: "Maybe it would help to photoshop RA's feet onto the cute colorful rag rug?"

Not gonna help!


message 18: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments maybe if he put on some fuzzy slippers


message 19: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
He needs to get into Kevin's bathtub first.


message 20: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Sally wrote: "He needs to get into Kevin's bathtub first."

It would REALLY hurt if the blood were to stick to the fuzz so that when he tried to pull his feet out of the slippers, they stuck to his hurt toe. :(

DON'T DO THIS, RA!!!


message 21: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
But if he were soaking them in the bubble bath wouldn't the slippers just slide right off?


message 22: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Sally wrote: "But if he were soaking them in the bubble bath wouldn't the slippers just slide right off?"

Only if it stops bleeding.

RA, how's your toe today? Is it any better?


message 23: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Oh right, we don't want to get blood all over the bathtub.


message 24: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
PS: RA, do not, despite the temptation, post new pictures of your toe as it continues to heal.


message 25: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Index toe?? Is that thing called an index toe?!? I think Jackie made that up and the rest of you just rolled with it.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments Gretchen wrote: "Index toe?? Is that thing called an index toe?!? I think Jackie made that up and the rest of you just rolled with it."

I did NOT make that up!

The toes are, from medial to lateral:

Hallux (big toe)
Index toe
Middle toe
Fourth toe
Little toe (Colloquially known as the pinky toe or the baby toe in the United States)[1:].


From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Oy! I dropped the remote on my hallux!


message 28: by Mary (last edited Jul 01, 2010 05:57PM) (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Nothing revives a thread like kitten feet! 'Specially a polydactyl kitten!




message 29: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Kitten feet are awfully darn cute.


message 30: by ms.petra (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) velvety


message 31: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Help! My hallux is stuck in a beer bottle!


message 32: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I call the baby toe my piggy.


message 33: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments MARY!!!! I love you! :D


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments D'awwww! Kitty paws of cuteness! :)


message 35: by Cosmic Sher (new)

Cosmic Sher (sherart) | 2234 comments We always called those "witch kitties" with the extra toe.

I remember hearing somewhere that people with longer index toes are more intelligent than other people. I don't have any proof of this, but I'm going to believe it!


message 36: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Did you take that picture at the Hemingway House, Mary? They have eleventy billion kitties with polydactyl toes. :) I've never seen them anywhere else, though.


message 37: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments I'm guessing it might be one of her own? I think the odds are 1 in a thousand, and that's about how many Mary has, right?


message 38: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I posted my toes on FB so I feel I need to share here as well. So Kevin can see.


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message 39: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Sally included some newsprint for scale. Damn those are big toes.


message 40: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Sally, is that one of the OPI crackles?


message 41: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Yes Jammies! Yes! And I put it on the weekend before school started so I'm loathe to replace it.


message 42: by Jammies (new)

Jammies I think it's time, though.


message 43: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
:(


message 44: by Jammies (new)

Jammies I know, but you can wear something else pretty or re-do it in the same colors! *hugs*


message 45: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
It was my sister's. I have no good polish here - just a weird mint green and a blobbly old pink. I'm trying to see how long I can let the blue last.

I'll be sure to post another picture in six weeks or so when I do get around to changing it.


message 46: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Drop me a PM with your address and I'll make sure you have some good polish there.


message 47: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I think Jammies is offering Sally a big sausage.


message 48: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Omg! How did I miss this offer?


message 49: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments I am happy to report having never seen the offensive picture.


message 50: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I have a picture of my feet on my phone with a fresh coat of Naughty but no way to upload it.


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