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100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!
3) grab everything you can carry and yell "I DESERVE THIS STUFF! IM NOT PAYING!!!"
4) rampage thru the toy aisle
6)go around randomly poking people yelling "TAG YOU'RE IT!" then run away yelling "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! I'M INVINCIBLE!"
7.)go skating around the aisle and make some tremendous exhibition.
10)run around the store mooning everybody you see.
12)eat all the food in the deli throw up and yell "CLEAN UP ON ISLE TWENTY SIX"
13) set off the fire alarm and yell "FIRE DRILL!!!"
14.) set up smoke screen in every corner and do voodoo dances before yelling..."IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!FIIIIRRREEEEE!!!".
15.) "accidently" drop something on an employee foot and say "oops! didn't see you there!!! do you have invisibilty?!?!?!"
16.)run around and grab every goods you could hold and shout "ALL THE GOODS HERE WERE ALREADY EXPIRED!!!" while eating some of it!
18) dress in wacky clothes and dance thru an aisle singing
19) Set up a lawn chair and grab a few BB guns and point them at people who walk by while your in the hunting section.
20) Ride a bike, scooter, or rollerblades through the store yelling "YOU GUYS HAVE TO TRY THIS!!!"
22) take everything off the shelf in every single aisle and put it all on the floor on the opposite side of the store
23) ((you know how they have TVs w/ their adds?)) replace the adds with barney
24.)Tie some twine in every corner...go up in one shelf and jump to one and another like TARZAN AND ROOOAARRR like Simba and shout " I'MMMMM THEEE KKIIINNGGGG OFFFF THEEE WWWOOOORRRLLLDDDD." "THE TITANIC IS SINKING!!!!!OWWWW HEELLLLP!!!!"
26) use all their ketchup and play dead
27) Go into one of the dressing room and when someone comes in, look up from a desk and say "Do you have an appointment?"
28)someone goes in the dressing room and u go in with them and watch them undress
29) take a foam weapon of sorts out of the toy aisle and start hitting people with it yelling "DIE insert name of choice here" ex Orcs Heathens goblins.... many more.
30) Call the manager a doo doo head monkey and throw bananas at his face :D
31) Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart."
Lol thanks32) Get a water gun and fill it up and squirt people in the face while running through the store yelling "ME CONQUER WAL MART!!!"
33) Um...grab lotion bottles and squirt lotion all over the floor then start pushing people in it and laugh like a villian? I have no idea lol
that would work 34. (this I would never do its evil) Go to the book section and rip a single page out of every book then put them in a paper shredder.
*shudders* You cruel man, lol35) Go behind a cashiers desk thing and grab all the money and throw it up in the air shouting "FREE MONEEEY!!!" and do it to as many cashiers as possible.
lol36.give the cashier 35 yen (which is about 35 cents) instead of 35 dollars
Lol nice37) Find a fat person and jiggle their arm fat and say "Dang you could fly with these things"
its mean but you will get kicked out :)
Nice one! I'm doing that! But with francs of course. :)
38) Buy a karaoke machine. When purchasing it, tell the cashier that it's for you blind and deaf grandma.
38) Buy a karaoke machine. When purchasing it, tell the cashier that it's for you blind and deaf grandma.
that is just cruel lol 39. tip over the vending/redbox machines like dominoes
Nice guys lol40) Use the treadmills they have on display there and go complain to the manager that theyre defective and youre taking your business else where.
41. take one of the rotisserie chickens open it and eat dont pay dont even say anything just eat it.
42) Break the glass case for the jewelry and throw the rings at people
43. take a live fish and put it in one of the fish for consumption containers
Ooooh.44) Rip open meat packages and throw the raw meat at peoples faces yelling "TASTE MY FURY!!"
What a waste of good meat lol45. pour alcoholic beverages into the baby food
At least Im not ruining babys lives lol46) Go around the store dancing with a banana suit on while singing "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!"
Ha, nice.48) Idk, run around naked yelling "IT FEELS GOOD TO BE FREE!". Lol that was stupid
1) go around passing out condems yelling "THE WAR HAS STARTED! WE NEED PROTECTION!
2) go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"