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100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!
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Sloane
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Sep 10, 2010 05:31PM
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143) shake up a bunch of two liter bottles of soda, and on que to all the group you're working with, make all the bottles squirt on ALL the employes, and, if you can, the manager!!! XD
145) chop down every decortive tree down, then start a fire with them!!
146. pull your shirt and ask "does this look cancerous"
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!162) Spit peanuts at people
147) Blow a huge bubble and make it explode on everyone near you, sending them flying.
148)tell the casheir a really long story
149)give everybody a bloody mose, break it if you can! O.o
152) Make 'new', 'awesome' clothes out of the ones for sale. ( Which, I mean that you make really dorky clothes that don't even look like clothes.)
haha153. Go around to people asking if they have any kids and if they do say WHO DID U DO IT WITH D: and when they answer say I did that last night :D
^ so sick T-T
OK, I counted all the ways to get kicked out of Walmart and it was 150.
151) have a mountain dew drinking contest and don't pay for the mountain dew!!! you get to have fun, get hyper, and no pay!!! XD
151) have a mountain dew drinking contest and don't pay for the mountain dew!!! you get to have fun, get hyper, and no pay!!! XD
152) Act like you can hear really loud music and start giving a performance and when people look at you like you're crazy scream "Don't you hear the music!?!?!?! God you must be deaf"
154)punch everyone you see just before they eat!! lol, got that off SNL!
154. Die.
155) Walk up to the manager and say "It's unusually warm in here... Sorry that's me... I'M SEXY"
157) Go in dressed as Death, and simply stand there for hours staring at the manager.
158) Interview the manager about "Why there's a need to put a question mark at the of a question statement?"
I like #157Umm...
159) Chase people around with big pool noodles!!!!!!
160) Throw every glass item at the manager and the cashiers. : D
O.o162) Play the Jigglypuff song over the loudspeakers repeatedly.
164) get your hand wet with warm water and walk up to random people and wipe your hand on them and say "Teach me how to pee."
165.) Start a sword fight with a random customer using rolls of wrapping paper.
166)Get a candy stick and start attacking random people while yelling Avada Kedavra!!!
lol!!!
167) Try killing people with chopsticks!!! (those little sticks that Chinese eat rice and noodles with)
167) Try killing people with chopsticks!!! (those little sticks that Chinese eat rice and noodles with)
168) Hand out the murchandaise to the people leaving the store.
170) Climbing on top of the shelves singing a Justin Beiber song.
172) Act like you are on a mission to capture everyone wearing blue. Then stuff them all in a changing room.
lol that would be like, almost everyone. lol.
173) brake everyone's legs, arms, noses, fingers, and toes.
173) brake everyone's legs, arms, noses, fingers, and toes.
174) GO TO THE Isle of soft drinks, open each one, drop sum mints in them, shake them and then let theM XPLODE! WOOTWOOT! oh yeah
178) get nerf guns and shoot people saying nerf war 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
179) have your friends push you in the cart and crash into things!
181) walk in naked and say "you people are strange and dance"
(idk, I've never been kicked out)
((I think we've gotten a little off-track...)
171) Jump up on the conveyor belt things and start dancing a jig.
171) Jump up on the conveyor belt things and start dancing a jig.
173) run all around and screaming "who are you people!!!!!" "ahhhh!!"
((good?))
((good?))
174) steal money and get GUMBALLS
lol luv that one!
177) raid the bakery and grab as many cakes as possible!
177) raid the bakery and grab as many cakes as possible!
178) Grab something off of the shelf, run to the nearest worker, shove the price tag up to their face and shout "THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!"
Randomly go up to people and say, "YOU RUINED ME!!! YOU SHOULD NOT EXIST!! THE SEVEN STARS WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE OVER!!!"
