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100,000,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!
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Queen Susan the Gentle
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Jul 26, 2010 06:06AM
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grab some toy guns, and run around the store shouting "All your base are belong to me!!!!"
(lolz I love these or maybe it's just cause my brother works there...In the dairy section)Throw cottage cheese on the dairy workers
95) Swinging from the rafters/ceiling/pipes/vents/thingys and imitating an accentor.
Paige yourself many times :D (idk if that's the right page lol)
99) Get those big bottles of hand sanitiser, dump them over a cashier's head, and say loudly, "There! you're clean now!"
100) Take the store microphone and start singing into it really loudly. When everyone looks at you oddly you say "Wait...isn't this the karaoke contest?"
101) Run through the aisles singing as loudly as you possibly can with feather boa's, high heels, and all that stuff on that you found throughout the store.
(lol sounds like something I would do)102) Go down the TV aisle and try to turn the channels on the TV.
103) Play baseball inside the storee
whoa,i can't belive we are this far!this is so fun! lol to all of these!
104)play basketball in the store and yell...I WIN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
105) When the loud speaker comes on go into a fetal position on the ground and yell "The voice, make them stop." Or "God, is that you?"
Get a group of people, blow into a trumpet and have your proup yell, " IT'S THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
draw all over the floor and yell WALMARTS OUT OF PAPER AND I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS FLOOR.
48.Play soccer in wal-mart and run through the isels.
109)Accidently-on-purpose knock over a bunch of goods shelves. Just make sure no one dies, otherwise, you'll get arrested too! : )
110) get-up like a zombie...with a super disgusting make-up, and scare everyone...like...biting them up if they're not going to run away.
111) Open up all the water bottles in the package, pour the water on the ground and attempt to make a man-made lake :D
112)Focus all the headlights on the man-made lake an go make some sunbathing scenario.xD
113) put shaving cream i=on your mouth and pretend you have rabies and bite everybody
114)Pour out ketchup on the floor and roll over it...have some toy knife and act to stab your self and shout..."OOOWWWW!!!! I"M BEWITCHED!!!!!!!STTOOPPP MEEE!!! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!"
(yikes I wouldn't be crazy enough to do that! :P)115) Put on a pair of roller skates and a dress and skate around the store saying "I am the Ice Princess!" not to mention putting ice on the floor.
no, say, "I'm the Ice Princess!!!!!"
116)pretend you're deaf and when the casheir askes you something just look around pretending not to hear them
117) Everytime you see a walmart employee laugh at them and draw on them with sharpie. -sigh- ((My brother especially))
118) Cry out loud for your lost 1 cent penny, and ask everybody to look for it and yar not gonna accept any penny but only the lost one.
119)Go find the intercom thing and yell into it very loudly, "I LOST MY $100 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!" Then, go to the first cashier you see and get $100+ and say, " There's my money!!!!!!
Allie wrote: "no, say, "I'm the Ice Princess!!!!!""Ok I'll edit.
120) Draw on all the useable paper with Sharpies saying, "Walmart sucks. Target is better."
121) Hide in the tents and then stick your head out when kids walk by and say "hey kid want some candy?"
122) Take a big red bouncy ball and throw it down a really busy isle and scream as loud as you can "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
122) Get a group of like 200 people and take the most random item you can find and give it to one person and have them go up to a arandom person (not in your group) and hand it to them and say "here take this and run!" then have the rest of your group find the person with the item and scream "get him!!!!!"
Sorry if the last one was hard to follow...
122) Take a big red bouncy ball and throw it down a really busy isle and scream as loud as you can "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
122) Get a group of like 200 people and take the most random item you can find and give it to one person and have them go up to a arandom person (not in your group) and hand it to them and say "here take this and run!" then have the rest of your group find the person with the item and scream "get him!!!!!"
Sorry if the last one was hard to follow...
124) Dress up like you're a crazy person and scream, all the while wrecking up the whole place. When everybody is looking at you, stop, and walk away whistling.
Haha that's so funny!
125) Go to the food aisle and start stealing stuff from peoples carts and eating it... And when they get mad and try to talk to you scream as loud as you can...
128) Run down the aisles with a stick screaming "CUPCAKES!!!"
130) Shove cupcakes in the faces of little kids and hit their parents with meat!!!
132) Spitting in all of their drinks
134) Run up to people holding a knife from the knife area and say This knife is gonna be in ur chest soon and give them crazy eyes :)
*shudders* you're mad! 8 ) I think we're running out of ideas...
135) tell people you'll give them $100 if they wear a bear suit. when they have it on take a baseball bat and scream "OHMIGOD THE BEAR ATE HIM/HER!! DIE BEAR, DIE!!!" and hit the person in the bear suit repetidly with the baseball bat
Sloane wrote: "tell people you'll give them $100 if they wear a bear suit. when they have it on take a baseball bat and scream "OHMIGOD THE BEAR ATE HIM/HER!! DIE BEAR, DIE!!!" and hit the person in the bear suit..."
Is this one take place in Walmart?!?! If so, it's number 135.
Is this one take place in Walmart?!?! If so, it's number 135.
136) Run up to someone and poke them then yell UR GOING TO GET ATTACKED BY A SQUIRREL and spit at them
137)take a watermelon and eat it and spit all the seeds at people ((sorry if i put this already))
138) Bring a bunch of birds and yell, " FLY MY PRETTYS, FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
139) Tell people that you are going to suck out all of their blood and refridgerate it and then shove them in a wood chipper and gather all of the pieces and blend them with their blood and drink them like a smoothie.140) Tell people that you are going to pull out all of their teeth and paint them like candy corn and give them out on Halloween...
lol!!!
141) question everyone if they are dating someone of their gender, then change the survey and say that 90% of the people you asked at Walmart are gay. XD
141) question everyone if they are dating someone of their gender, then change the survey and say that 90% of the people you asked at Walmart are gay. XD
