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message 51: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Heidi wrote: "OR she could be propositioning HIM."

True.


message 52: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest post I have seen in a long time. I TOTALLY get the stupidness of your cat's ..."


message 53: by [deleted user] (new)

Maybe she wants him to suck her balls; she could be a transsexual for all we know.

Didn't think of THAT, huh? Well I did.


message 54: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments I think she's telling him to get a Hoover...


message 55: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Gus wrote: "Didn't think of THAT, huh? Well I did."

I did.


message 56: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments BunWat wrote: "Sorry, RA has a great point. That's what I get for posting before caffeine. I was thinking about nose biting so of course my head went... Heiderson."

Dawwww!!!

♥♥♥

You make me feel so special, TawNub! Thank you. :)


message 57: by Sally, la reina (last edited Jul 08, 2010 03:41PM) (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
it is weird to find Nub/Heiderson love in a thread about transexual ball sucking & biting.


message 58: by [deleted user] (new)

This is a special thread.


message 59: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Sally wrote: "it is weird to find Nub/Heiderson love in a thread about transexual ball sucking & biting."

...

I got nothin'.


message 60: by [deleted user] (new)

This may be the greatest thread ever, considering it's got two topics I love: trannies and ball sucking.


message 61: by [deleted user] (new)

BunWat wrote: "I'm stymied myself."

I've stymied myself before, it's never pretty.


message 62: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Gus: ...


message 63: by [deleted user] (new)

What?


message 64: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Really? You proclaim a love for trannies and ball sucking and then wonder at my Marge Noise?


message 65: by [deleted user] (new)

So we've come full circle and now Gus is a ball sucker again?


message 66: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
No, he can love the art of ball sucking as a recipient.


message 67: by [deleted user] (new)

Sally wrote: "No, he can love the art of ball sucking as a recipient."

Gotcha! I'm not even going to ask about Gus and trannies.


message 68: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Hence my "...."


message 69: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Maybe he appreciates tall, muscular women? A strong face in a cheap wig? Obviously waxed faces?


message 70: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Sparkling lounge singer dresses? Platform spike heels? Boas?


message 71: by [deleted user] (new)

All of the above?


message 72: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Sally wrote: "Maybe he appreciates tall, muscular women? A strong face in a cheap wig? Obviously waxed faces?"

He DOES appreciate tall muscular women, like that one from Mad Men.

Now I'm starting to wonder.


message 73: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Ok, I realize that there are many other trannies out there besides just drag queens. I apologize if there are any veritable gender-crossing dressers out there.


message 74: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments What's going on in here? Did Lindsay change the title to Gus you suck balls? What did Gus do to her? Why does Barb's cat have a big tumor on his back leg?


message 75: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
She did change it to that! Isn't it awesome that a twelve year old girl would have such venom for Gus, a mere participant in a hilarious thread? I don't know about Barb's cat, sometimes cats just get sick with no reason.


message 76: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Yes. I love it.


message 77: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments re: David Thorne prank e-mails. How does he make it happen? Does he really withhold DVDs from blockbuster in order to get them to email him so he can screw around with them?


message 78: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments So to recap...Gus likes transvestite cats who suck the balls on his legs? I'm still trying to figure that out. Sally is a closet ball sucker. There is a rogue 12 yr. old with a bad attitude stalking the forums. And this is a very special thread that stymied some of our most intellectual members.

Did I miss anything?


message 79: by [deleted user] (new)

I really thought this would just be a boring few minutes on the internet, but this thread just made my day.


message 80: by [deleted user] (new)

I think everyone has summarized my perversions quite nicely.

Off to see my therapist. Be back later...


message 81: by [deleted user] (new)

Heidi wrote: " WHY IS GUS THE ONLY ONE GETTING CREDIT FOR SUCKING?!! ..."

I think we need to add Heidi to the closet ball sucker group, or to the wanna be ball sucker group! Just didn't want her to think that we had glossed over another of her posts :-)

::off to put on hockey mask and shin guards::


message 82: by Phoenix (new)

Phoenix (phoenixapb) | 1619 comments No need for you to see a therapist Gus, we love your perverted ass just the way you are! And Heidi please forgive me for not including you in the closet ball sucking catagory... :p

Jim, don't forget your jock strap and cup...there are ball suckers lurking about!


message 83: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Whoa.

::adds "big ball lickin'" to list of Heidi's perversions::


message 84: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Oh, I wasn't the one who needed credit for the ball sucking. I think several of YOU were missing on that credit list, though. ;) I'm not naming names.


message 85: by ms.petra (last edited Jul 11, 2010 07:00AM) (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) Gus wrote: "Maybe she wants him to suck her balls; she could be a transsexual for all we know.

Didn't think of THAT, huh? Well I did."


me too :D (thought of that)

also there is actually a catalog of these "motivational" products that I deliver from time to time and they are all equally hilarious and offensive. Personally, I love them!


message 86: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I can't find the decontextualized quotes thread so I'm misposting this here.

I love RA's half man, half woman lifestyle.



message 87: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
It's in General Fuckery.

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/4...


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