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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Men more like ladies have longer sex.


message 2: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments "!!!!!


>:F"


:)


message 3: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
I'll hold those cheese curds for you.

Skirts, shorts, dresses, bike shorts, capris, kilts, etc., are considered "pants". Therefore, you should only be wearing panties.



message 4: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments "I wanted those pumpkins! Bitch!"


message 5: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Jim wrote: "Not while my daughters in college I won't."


message 6: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Smetchie wrote: "hrmph"


message 7: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11626 comments Jim wrote: I have a feeling that if I wore clothing made of cooked bacon that I would be nude by the end of the day.


message 8: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments RA sighed: "Yes, but her top distracted me..."


message 9: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments God love you, Jim. May he bless your loins a thousand times over.


message 10: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments My daughter has only ever known Vagina and Penis


message 11: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Though I personally have no affection for anal sex, I do think it's important to cover it.


message 12: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) It was hanging right over my nipple. Like an over-the-shirt pastie.

Are we allowed to use quotes from TC folks who posted somewhere else? If not, the moderator will have to delete this. It was Smetch.


message 13: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I don't think it matters at all what color your hair is, but please don't make it so far out of whack that you look like a circus clown.


message 14: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) He makes that shit swing like Godzilla's nuts in a tsunami


message 15: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Crap how do I mean?


message 16: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Fuck, I just gained 3 pounds reading that post.


message 17: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
I like the smell of unwashed European men.


message 18: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
but the smell, good god what is in your urine?


message 19: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
I like the smell of unwashed man. The best vintage is an Italian airport terminal without A/C.


message 20: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments ::headdesk::


message 21: by Kevin (last edited Sep 19, 2010 02:36PM) (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments 3 gallons of BJs?


message 22: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ...sometimes just stand under it for a good 5 - 10 minutes before getting down to the business of showering.


message 23: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I mean really. Who does she think she is?


message 24: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11626 comments i like a good smelling chick


message 25: by Meels (last edited Sep 20, 2010 12:19PM) (new)

Meels (amelia) ... and the female orgasm actually acts as a sort of "flushing" of the sytem.

(Barb, I thought you weren't posting anything else in the sex-ed thread?:)


message 26: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The stork.


message 27: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments My question would be, "What's wrong with soft porn?"


message 28: by Meels (last edited Sep 21, 2010 11:10AM) (new)

Meels (amelia) I never turned anyone into a newt, but I am heavier than a duck.


message 29: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments so we are def not talking about "happy endings" massages right?


message 30: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments there's a limit to how many of them you can give per day


message 31: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
Her vagina may or may not be 8 miles wide, though.


message 32: by Kevin (last edited Sep 26, 2010 05:47PM) (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments wish penises looked (and tasted) more like this

this quote was NOT mine btw :)


message 33: by Jim (last edited Sep 27, 2010 06:01AM) (new)

Jim | 6485 comments I think choking the chicken belongs in the TMI thread, Larry.


message 34: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments The ball is just large enough to palm - no fingerholds


message 35: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6485 comments More and more it seems like you're just me in another body.


message 36: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Who doesn't love a rough thumb across a taught nipple?


message 37: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Amelia wrote: "Who doesn't love a rough thumb across a taught nipple?"

There it is! Thanks, Amelia.


message 38: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) I got here as fast as I could, Larry!

*Leans forward, hands on knees, panting like one of those Olympic runners*


message 39: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Very cool, ma'am.


message 40: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11626 comments I can only pee in a dark bathroom if I sing Jesus Loves Me to myself...


message 41: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I think I would still get it all over the floor.


message 42: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments WTF is "body image"?


message 43: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I accept no responsibility for sissies.


message 44: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I love quiche.


message 45: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments I'd be afraid to touch it, it looks like it's meant to be soaked in LSD or something.


message 46: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11626 comments TWSS


message 47: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24149 comments Mod
Rabbits live in the bushes, too. I hope I haven't peed on them.

I wish to Christ I had a screened porch and could pee in bushes at will.



message 48: by Jim (last edited Oct 12, 2010 01:01PM) (new)

Jim | 6485 comments ...and they were both perfectly fingery!


message 49: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments also the fact that i had just eaten enough dinner to feed 7 Haitians made me somewhat lethargic


message 50: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) If there's a hotter-looking 70-year-old out there, someone point her out to me.


(Clark! Heheheh)


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