Game: Your wish is granted... but...

[[deleted user]]

eww...

Granted but you gain back 16 after your celebratory party of losing the 13. :(

I wish I could motivate myself to go to the gym more often.

[cat]

Granted, but it closes as soon as you get there no matter what time it is.

I wish my room would clean itself.

[Silika]

Granted, but suddenly its program malfunctions and it thinks all your books are dirt & disposes them. (oops that is sooo cruel of me!!)

I wish I din't have to work on Saturdays.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you have to work 6 days of week for 14 hours each day leaving you no time to read.

I wish I could find a job teaching.

[Beth]

Granted, but the kids in your class make the kids on Nanny 911 seem like perfect little angels.

I wish that my car would wash itself.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it washes itself all over including adding soap and water to the gas tank, so you'll need to take it to the shop for expensive repairs.

I wish I didn't have to study to pass the GRE.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but weeks now end on Mondays

I wish I could catch up on my sleep

[[deleted user]]

Granted but once you've caught up, it takes you years to recover.

I wish that mammograms could be done in another way.